Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — almost 7 years

Another Milestone

Dear FutureMe, HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD BASTARD!!! I don't expect to be still alive to read this, but I hope something miraculous has happened to do it. I have almost no assets, no job and few prospects for all my intelligence and talents. I don't think I have any friends left, no children and a physically and emotionally distant family - some of the many joys of bipolar. I have just turned ...

Time Travelled — almost 5 years

Epilogue

Five years ago today...

Dear FutureMe, Sitting in the study of my house in Liberty St, i feel compelled to throw a few questions into the deep dark abyss. It can't hurt i guess... I don't really know what i wanted to say in this letter, but hopefully it will bring a smile to your face. Currently you're with Steve, living the two of you in your 3 bedroom terrace together. You're happy most of the time, but yo...

Time Travelled — almost 7 years

ain't this some shit

Dear FutureMe, Hello Brent. As you are writing this, it's December 24th, 2005. So, have you gotten your degree yet? You were supposed to goto International College in Fort Myers and get your degree in Childhood Pshcology. As of this point in time, you have had 2 freakish girlfriends. One was engaged to you and cheated on you and got pregnant. The other one was Russian and you had...

Time Travelled — almost 9 years

Is the world over yet?

Dear FutureMe, Just checking to see that the universe didn't blink out and that whole mayan calendar bullshit really was bullshit. Did magick really return to the planet? Is North now South, and South now North? Have we actually started working on a decent space station? Have we built the land to space elevator? Have you written your symphony yet? I take it we are still hapilly marrried. Do w...

Time Travelled — almost 7 years

Are you Alive?

Yesterday was suppose to be a major event, prophesized in the Mayan calendar. Some say its the end of the world on that day, but you believe its something else. You believe its some sort of special planetary alignment. Or maybe the possibility that our planets' poles have shifted. You also believe if that happens, our planet's geography is going to change. Hope you're reading this, and n...

Time Travelled — almost 8 years

The end of the world is tomorrow

Dear FutureMe, I hate to alarm you, but according to the mayan calender, the world is supposed to end tomorrow. Also I read some hogwash a few days ago about a 'singularity' occuring sometime around this time. Like technology will advance so much that something big will happen. Human evolution, distruction, a scientific miracle, what have you. Hope you have all of your student loans payed ...

Time Travelled — almost 7 years

The end of the world!

Dear FutureMe, Apparently, the world is going to end tomorrow. It must be true, I read it on the net! That being the case I suggest you look out of the window. If there's a black cloud, meteroite or missile on the way I suggest that you don't panic. Just accept it then go steal an amazing car and have a laugh for a couple of hours. I'd also grab the wife and make some good lovin' for...

Time Travelled — almost 7 years

Good-bye

Dear FutureMe, Well, this is it. The day before the show ends. You've got one day left, make it good. Hopefully by this time you've had countless sexual conquests and are rolling in money, because right now you have absolutely none of either. But if you haven't here's the plan: ytake out a massive loan from some loan sharks (who cares about the interest, you're not paying it anyways), then go...

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