ain't this some shit

Dear FutureMe, Hello Brent. As you are writing this, it's December 24th, 2005. So, have you gotten your degree yet? You were supposed to goto International College in Fort Myers and get your degree in Childhood Pshcology. As of this point in time, you have had 2 freakish girlfriends. One was engaged to you and cheated on you and got pregnant. The other one was Russian and you had to call the FBI on her for extorsian and terriostistic threats. As of now, you work as a delivery driver for a paint store called Color Wheel. You love it there. I hope all is successful in what you do. Brent 28 years old