Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — about 5 years

Your Previous Self

Dear Gina, This year you must be in high school. Well, I'm only an 8th grader right now. I just want to send you a letter to make sure you never forget what you were like as a 13 year old. Ashley is pissed at me. Because of the Good Charlotte concert. Her mom called me two nights ago and said she couldn't go, so I naturally invited Michael. Big mistake. Omg, the phone is ringing right now. ...

Time Travelled — almost 3 years

Wait a minute!

Dear Robotic Warren, Do you remember that new girl freshman year of high school, Missy Swartz? How she ended up infatuated with you and started telling people that the two of you would get married December 8, 2008, eventhough you never dated and were just casual friends (or so you thought)? Well, it's December 8, 2008, bud. Are you getting married today? Is it to Missy Swartz? If not,...

Time Travelled — almost 3 years

Future Laura, I think you're gorgeous!!

Dear FutureMe, You seem to be doing quite well at present. Quite well is a relative term. I mean, you're not really doing anything important or significant, or anything that you really seem to give a crap about, but you're not dead. Nor are you in an abusive relationship, or addicted to cocaine. The worst things in your life right now are your immeasurable debt to Visa, and you appear t...

Time Travelled — almost 3 years

Happy Birthday Mehgan!

Dear FutureMe, Hey Mehgan, it should be your 19th birthday right about now. The same age Alexander became King of Macedonia. Kinda feel diminished below what he was able to do, huh. I know you still love him and are fascinated by him, because it started when you were just 15! You knew more than any 15 year old should about him and his life. Anyways, I hope you've lost those...

Time Travelled — over 2 years

Kyle

Dear FutureMe, Wow, he just turned 16 months old about a week ago. Remember how his first word was Da Da? What about "light" and "outside". Last night, you and the wife were shopping for custom frames @ Michael's in Douglasville and he wanted you to pick him up. You said to him "Now kyle, when you want Daddy to pick you up, you have to say "up", ok?". Not 30 seconds after you put him b...

Time Travelled — over 4 years

again, hello

hi, i am hoping i forgot about sending this, also do i still have this same email account, i am guessing no actually, becasue gmail is brand new now and i don't know how that will work out. but then again, if hotmail wasn't so fucked i would still have the same hotmail account i opened 6 years ago. i assume. here are some things: are you at the end of another 4 years of bush, i really ho...

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