Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — 12 months

Follow Your Heart Man

Dear FutureMe, Follow your heart! You wrote a letter on the 16th explaining your feelings. You still haven't sent it. You thought you were going to call this evening to talk about it, or at least talk about talking about it. You know you want to. Well, if you follow your heart and you are reading this share it with her. I think you are a wimp if you do not act on it. It is a com...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Greetings from the Past!

Dear FutureMe, I am sitting at work, because I don't have to label envelopes at the moment. I have not paid my rent yet, for some reason, and I may be evicted because of it. I don't know. I don't have the money. I am also going on a kind of date tonight with Sarah Martin, even though I am currently sleeping with Holly, a girl who routinely dumps me. Christmas is in 5 days. So! What are you ...

Time Travelled — 12 months

It's Christmas... time to reflect

Dear FutureMe, I'm 38 and this Christmas I remember all those other Christmases that have come before. As I listen to the Christmas music I remember the thoughts I had listening to them in years past. I remember how lonely I was. I remember watching the love between couples, and I remember telling God, Santa, and whoever else would listen, how I only wanted my companion, my soulmate, m...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Subject

Dear FutureMe, If you are still a virgin by this date, give up on waiting for love and go fuck for christ's sake. Make sure the guy has no obvious ills, make sure he wears a condom, and just fuck. Feel it. You've waited long enough, and you shouldn't feel guilty or dirty for wanting to fuck. You don't really believe in God, but since you've been a good person all your life and It hasn't...

Time Travelled — 12 months

A Message from the Past

Dear Me, It's been a long time since you wrote this. If you get this, then by now you are half-way through your life. I hope that whatever decisions you made in the future, that you did not forget the most important thing in your life. The passion which led you on a path which forever changed your life. I hope you haven't forgotten the significance of August 6, 2001. I hope you haven't fo...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Future Me

Dear FutureMe, This past week has been brutal....rock bottom. I have finally come to terms with the fact that Michael will never be mine. I haven't been eating, sleeping, crying a lot all the time. At 34 yrs I can't believe what this has come to. Almost 3 years of growing so close to him, only to have to rip myself away from his grip and move on. I can't imagine my life without him i...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Have you written your 2nd book yet?

Dear FutureMe, The Current Me has just received another rejection for a book proposal from Hay House. I know how to "celebrate the no's" - because every No means I'm one step closer to a Yes. I also know I have to keep writing proposals and submitting them in order to get the Yes. So, FutureMe, how many proposals have you sent in this year? Get off your butt and get another proposal w...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Subject: Billy it's me...1 year ago

Dear FutureMe, Well here I am livin in GA; married to the love of my life, living in a house much too big for the two of us. The year is 12-19-05 and I when I got married I dreamed of having 12 children in this giant house but to the horror of my wife and myself I'm shooting blanks. So I hope by now a year from now I'm cured. I've freezing my own spern in our freezer downstairs, so at least I...

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