Dear Futureme

hi, i bet you are looking back on this day and thinking, what the hell? i am such a loser. a year ago i was really stupid, i am soooo smart now, what could i have known then? ha ha ha. well you know what? shut up futureme, you're a jerk, listen to how smart you used to be. here are the things that you must must do. lose weight, seriously, lose all that fat because nothing tastes good enough to be worth being 5 pounds heavier. make sure you take care of your body. but don't be unhealthy about it, being manorexic is for loser retards with self esteem issues. on that topic, get rid of your self esteem issues. you don't have to be someone else for people to like you, even though i think so right now. i hope that all of that is done with, a year from now. maybe you managed to stay friends, that would be cool. there's no real way to get out scot free, but try not to burn bridges. these people are cool. work hard!!! i never work hard, but you should. because school isn't about the end goal, the job stamped on your forehead. school is about learning about things, about things that you care about. care about your classes!! work hard, do it right! for the love of god, study! make friends, smile at people and say hello. don't worry about what they might think about you, only losers worry about that. if they don't like you for who you are, then too fricken bad. act to them like you'd act around your best friend, you're comfortable and you're in control. you're cool. don't stress about things you can't change. i'm serious, if you can't change it then make the best of it because there's really no point in getting an ulcer over that crap. DANCE! no one cares if you look like a retard! you know what you need to do right now? this very second? call your grandma. do it. maybe even dad. maybe you don't understand what it means to them to keep in touch with you, but i'm sure it's worth the 15 minutes out of your day. lastly, don't be so long winded. nobody likes to read 15 paragraph e-mails to their futureselves. -liss