Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — 12 months

fat

today i am over 220 pounds. lose some damn weight. if i found out that i haven't lost any weight in a fucking year, i am going to come back and retroactively kick my ass. this is not healthy. i am smarter than this. and prettier than this. good luck. you fat disgusting slob.

Time Travelled — 12 months

balancing act

Dear FutureMe, I hope it's been a fantastic year. Things have been rough around here lately. Our dog died three days ago and today I quit my job. It was a tough decision but I think in the long run it will be better. I hope you have been able to enjoy time with your kids. I hope your husband isn't so stressed out. I hope you have managed to make enough money. I hope you are more in love with ...

Time Travelled — about 1 year

dude!

Dear FutureMe, dude, this is you last year. it's nearing the release for the seventh Harry Potter book, right? and you're going to do something for it, right? remind Chris about that party. pick the absolute best venue for a release party and let no one talk you out of it. but probably stay away from the Barnes & Noble downtown, for obvious reasons. shame, 'cause going downtown would've b...

Time Travelled — almost 2 years

Is Christianity dead yet?

Dear FutureMe, You've went to christian school, read & memorized half the bible, and never cheated on Mai (she on the other hand goes fucking 5 other guys behind your back while your down in maryland). She has some nerve to say her belief is CHRISTIANI-FUCKING-TY. Christianity IS the most ridiculous of all religions. It claims one thing only to have literaturians dust up shit that claim...

Time Travelled — 12 months

future future future ME

Dear FutureMe, I just bought 52 projects - 4 copies. And posted a love letter I wrote to NYC yesterday, on my blog. Luv Ltr. I had the idea to print it out (what i'd written) and tape it up all over the city... just to give people something to nod and smile about. Hmmm... project! That's what you need girl! Projects like that. Things you can start, do, and finish. That'll make ya ...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Today Is The Day

Dear FutureMe, Today is the day. That hole is waiting for you. Outside behind the garage. Look for the bricks. Remember it must be dug up before midnight. Wait till the sun sets. -sam -steven

Time Travelled — about 1 year

Surprise!!!!

Happy Anniversary!!!! This is your 3rd year with Mike. Is he treating you well? Has he gotten a job yet? He's been lazy for almost an entire month now. By the time you have your week vacation he had better have been working and should be taking you somewhere wonderful. Right now you are at work. I hope your job is still going well. Have you made your goal? Have you not missed or b...

Time Travelled — almost 2 years

updates***

Dear FutureMe, Remeber Myspace? well I still have one. Remember your drinking experience? well it happened about two months ago and conor, mike, and ed marshall got you drunk. That was a night I promised i would never forget. so here it is: This was right after taylor's party (which we couldn't get into), then Bryan said he would have a party at his aunts house while ...

Time Travelled — 11 months

demob!

Dear FutureMe, If you're still working in Iraq, get the hell out of there. 21 months is way too long. Go home and drink a beer.

Time Travelled — 11 months

life.

Dear FutureMe, Around this day, you have graduated High School. the big one. by this time you've picked a college and hopefully you're still with the love of your life. (here's to hoping you don't fuck that up.) i hope you're happy. still happy. you're happy this second, me writing, despite being stuck in oklahoma and being sick. i hope you aren't sick. it's not cool. take a road trip...