Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — almost 2 years

How was the year 2006

Dear FutureMe, Well you should be out of jail by now,(depending when you went in, in 2006)Your marriage is over I`m sure and you are homeless no dout. Zac should still love you and want to see you. Hopefully he will still want you in his life. You are his dad after all. I know that life is even harder now. But suck it up and keep on keeping on dude.

Time Travelled — almost 2 years

what happened in Sucka Free?

Dear FutureMe, I TOLD YOU THE GUY WITH WITH THE ONE SHOE LIKES TO EAT MANGOS!! What up from Suka Free! Right now you were sitting in the Tenderloin. You remember that place? The place with the bums, hookers and trannies on your block. Aaaaah, the fucking 'loin. Don't forget that it smelled like piss. It's important. Did you make it out? I know. Sorry ...

Time Travelled — almost 2 years

It's from FutureMe, what do you think the subject is?

Dear FutureMe, I know this email isn't going to mean anything to you unless it has some info about myself, here in October 2005, but all I can think about is stuff I'd like to ask you. The whole concept of wishing I could ask you stuff is kind of stupid, when you think about it. Ultimately, it's going to be up to me to create my own future; asking you about it feels more like a decision t...

Time Travelled — over 2 years

Go to hell Paul.

Dear FutureMe, It's semester 1, 2005 at Universtiy. You've/I've been totally fucking everything up. You/I barely managed to get through this semester only by administering a balm made up of fabrications and sympathy enlisted from teaching staff desperate to believe that there is good in all their students. Whether I/you finish my/your degree is speculative. With an enemy as bad as mine, ...

Time Travelled — about 1 year

Howdy

Dearest Michael, So! Have I moved by now? Mom and Dad said I could have a dog when I move. Do you have one yet? (You'd better have one, man. They promised. Show them this e-mail if they deny it!) What kind do you have? Right now I like beagles. I also like pugs, but they snort. See ya, Michael (*Now*) PS. Are my ears still big? :-)

Time Travelled — almost 3 years

Subject

Dear FutureMe, Hey there! Future Me, I hope with great hopes you grabbed those art years by the balls. I hope you had the guts to dive into the work and take risks and create the dynamic work I know is there. I hope you rose to the occasion and proved to yourself and everyone that you can do this- this being the art work, the time managing, the money managing, making time to look after your...

Time Travelled — about 1 year

Better Now?

Dear FutureMe, You better be better by now. A month or so ago you sent a final email to Corrie, finalizing no communication, although you seem to suffer in bits and pieces every day, every hour, regardless. You would look for her on the street, wonder what she was doing at night, imagine her with Nick in their honeymoon phase... and all that it involved. She grew instantly distant once she ...

Time Travelled — about 1 year

New tires

Dear FutureMe, Don't forget to rotate your tires at 3K miles, or about 43,000 miles. Else you'll regret it -- you know what I mean. J

Time Travelled — almost 4 years

Lessons from Chasing Amy(thanks brochspot)

Dear FutureMe, Jay assumes that he knows all of Silent Bob's life secrets and he retorts with a brilliant statement: "Bitch, what you don't know about me could just about fill the grand fucking canyon." This pretty much sums up how much I know about what your life is like now(one year later). My, how things have changed.

Time Travelled — almost 2 years

Hows that Kidney?

Dear FutureMe, How does the second Kidney work out for you? Me