Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — about 2 years

FROM YOUR PAST SELF!!!

Dear FutureMe, As of September 18th 2005... You have purchased a gram of weed from Ummer (H2) and he said he will sell you 14 grams for $110 which you plan to sell later. Hope that goes well. The most recent bonfire was pretty gay because lauren came and Stew and Kyle and everyone were trying to rape her basically. But you drank 8 beers so it was all good. goin to a football game tomorrow...

Time Travelled — almost 2 years

Hey there, hotstuff. ;)

So...hi there. Apparently, you made it to age 18 without dying as a result of doing something really fucking stupid. Congrats. Happy birthday. Now go get me a pack of fuckin' cigarettes, bitch. I'm just kidding. Really. Do you still have a fucked-up sense of humor? Do you still think it's fucked-up? What are you like now, anyway? Are you still a total music whore? What happened to your job a...

Time Travelled — over 2 years

Hello Future Me. Remember Me?

Dear FutureMe, You are sitting here, listening to the Garden State soundtrack, looking at what a crappy job you're doing on your typography assignment. Aren't you supposed to be good at graphic design stuff? I'm wondering if you pursued that guy in your design class that you had a crush on. I'm wondering if you're still working at DeLaurenti in the market. Have you gotten to be better frien...

Time Travelled — almost 2 years

I hope that you forgot about this altogether

Dear Future Me, Hi. It's June 2006 me. To start, right now you are a little champ when it comes to being a beer-o and savouring (technically) the last moments of teenage stupidity. But Future Me, please, I hope you have figured out how to not say mean things about people, because for the most part you aren't really an asshole. Unless Future Me is an asshole. In that case, fuck you, future m...

Time Travelled — almost 5 years

Oh dear me

Dear FutureMe, I hope that by now you're not doing what you were doing when you wrote this - falling asleep on a Friday afternoon in your cubicle. Other things that are happening: You just quit smoking, you're getting fat and skinny at the same time, summer is nearly over and the air smells like autumn, your wife is fantastic and beautiful, the battery in the truck is dead and the moto...

Time Travelled — almost 2 years

Happy 30th!

Dear FutureMe, Wow. You're 30. Is it weird? Do you feel old? You're only 2 years older than you were when you wrote this, so you shouldn't freak out, just in case you are. Have you just finished your first year of Med school? I hope so. But don't fret if things didn't go that way. There are still a lot of cool things that can be done with a biology degree. If you are in Med school, Co...

Time Travelled — over 2 years

FutureMe letter written in Jan. 2006

Dear FutureMe, I found this cool site on January 12, 2006 and thought it would be neat to look back on the past little while of my life and reflect so when I get this email I can remember how my life is right now. I am currently in a relationship with Ryan Skinner and think it would be awesome to still be with him for years down the road. He is one of those people that if you don't know him ...

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