Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — 6 months

today, i bought you a galaxy because i thought bjork was under 35!

Dear FutureGary, Hey, how's it going in the future? Do cars fly yet? do midgets have the same rights as regular sized people? are wild donkeys roaming the streets of kent? in any case, have a fantastic 21st birthday and get totally trashed. Do Ihave my fake i.d. yet? if so, lets go to the zepher and kick it. i gotta go, I have this class thing. Party like it's 2099 man. love yah dude- -Loag

Time Travelled — about 2 months

You're probably depressed

Dear FutureMe, Well get over it! Life is too short to worry. You know those bills you worried about for 8 months? They got paid, didn't they? You are (obviously) not starving to death. So get the fuck over yourself. You are a competent student (you don't need to be the best) and you are liked by your profs and classmates. Start loving school again if you haven't already. You need to be posi...

Time Travelled — 6 months

post sMix

Dear FutureMe, so are you still who I am? or have you changed yet? maybe you still need a cold one, you Type-A neurotic freak. oh, yeah, I said I wasn't going to do that. Kinda depressing when you see everyone else slamming their future selves for the things that they haven't improved but definitely should have. I suppose I should just keep swinging. We always want to be better. But nega...

Time Travelled — 4 months

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Dear FutureMe, You went off the last of your medication today. You have stopped the cycle of self destruction. You are 16 and still alive. Do you still go to the roof of longs to watch the planes of LAX glide into the sunset? do you still spread invisibles wings as your growing hair whips into the cold wind fighting against you? do you still take that hour walk to the park only to lie in ...

Time Travelled — almost 1 year

What's up dude?

Dear FutureMe, I hope you are enjoying yourself. I know that right now you are groping aroudn a lot, reading aold books and thinking old thoughts, and there is almost no free brain space whatsoever. Just in the last day you thought you could become Plato, Martin Luther King Jr. and Moliere, and this morning were reading Goethe on the subway. At this point, what is old is synonymous with wha...

Time Travelled — 7 days

hell Yeah!!!!!!! Future me

Dear FutureMe, Man!! Tha last couple days have ROCKED!!! Putting together a potential million dollar business deal! Sweeeet! Hockey tickets to the nashville predators.... comedy club tix... possible Titans Football tickets..... Can life get any better...I submit that it cannot! I'm just expecting job offers to come rolling in before long with a good 6 figure income. yeehaaaa!!! ...

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