Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — 3 months

Happy 29th Birthday

Dear c0rr0s10n, Well, you made it. 29. You're almost 3 decades old. I hope you've done something worth caring about yet. Call someone and tell them thanks, maybe I know something will happen today, maybe I'm just making this up to spice you up. Is there someone you need to apologize to? hopefully not. Is there someone you can tell that you love them? I hope so. And if so, do it, repeate...

Time Travelled — about 2 months

Yeah, It's You

Hey Dan, this is you from a couple months ago. Right now it's January 2nd, 2006. You are a fucking fat fucktard. You are sitting at your desk, late at night, your project car isn't finished, your wife is pissed at you, and did I mention that you are still fat? If you are still fat when you read this, if your car isn't done, and if your girl is still pissed, it's really time to step ...

Time Travelled — about 2 months

Subject

Dear FutureMe, YOU BETTER HAD QUIT THAT FUCKING DRINKING DURING THE DAY I DONT CARE IF U DONT GET DRUNK IM SICK OF THIS GODDAMN CRUTCH THAT YOU HAVE EVERY BODY HAS PAIN LOSE THE REST OF YOUR WEIGH DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! DID U LOSE 50 60 LBS FOR NOTHING FINISH THE LAST 50 GET BEAUTIFUL ON THE OUTSIDE CAUSE U SURE AS HELL ARE ON THE INSIDE STOP BEING SCARED ITS OK WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER FUCK A M...

Time Travelled — about 2 months

It's tomorrow

So he's coming down tomorrow. Excited? Or secretly dreading it? Prepare yourself, but don't overdo it. Try to be natural, be yourself. He'll probably know if you're not acting like yourself that it's just nerves, but still, do your best. And be patient with him, too. He's never done this before either. Breathe. Just keep breathing. You love each other for who you are, and while there may ...

Time Travelled — about 1 month

This is my prayer

It's 12.17am and 17 minutes of another day is already spent. My life without God would have been in shambles, I would have lived and live in despair in without experiencing the Love of God in Christ Jesus. Seating by my computer i decided to type this out and send it to you in the future. MY heart still long for one thee oh Lord and my GOd, I really and deperately want more of you Lord, and y...

Time Travelled — 3 months

february blues

Dear FutureMe, Hey. I know you always get pretty depressed around this time of the year, so I'm sending you an email to try to cheer you up. Are you depressed? I hope you aren't. After all, unless luck took a simply terrible turn, you have two happy, healthy parents, a bearable younger sister, a fine roof over your head and food on your table. And, of course, there's that boy of yo...

Time Travelled — 4 months

Happy Birthday

So you made it to 43, big woo. I hope you have lost some of the baggage on the way, the weight, the low life friends, the users. Be happy with who you are...you are a genuinely nice guy who deserves better...sure you may be fat, you may be queer, you may like doing cross stitch and your favorite singer is Bette Midler...but you are also clever, honest, creative and you kiss like a nyphoma...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Notes from the threshold

Dear FutureMe, A year ago, which to me is right now, everything was potential. I'm hoping it worked out that way. Maybe the thing to do is work towards making this letter come true, a la Bradbury's Toynbee Convector. I know I'll be receiving this letter, and so I'll want to make it as good and right and accurate as possible. The blog is going as well as I think it's going to go -- there ...

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