Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — 4 months

Making progress

Dear FutureMe, You finished your first year of law school. That is an accomplishment. You have in fact accomplished a lot this year. So stop being so hard on yourself. Remember that things could be worse. It's not November, outside, with foremen being assholes. We made it out of Point Roberts. We made it out of Fred Meyer. We survived the alcoholic Ukranian and the Griffins. Pover...

Time Travelled — 12 months

you fat procrastinator

Dear Fatty. I can't believe you have this same email- only because it seems ludicrous to have such a silly email at this age. Today was a funny day, i hope you remember. You asked mum to buy a magazine for you on her way back from work- cosmo, vogue,,, wateva you weren't fussy- it was stupid to ask your mother who has never bought one of those magazines in her life and has no idea where they'r...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Are We Dead Yet?

Dear FutureMe, hello it is now 10:26 May 13 i'am very certain during the year 2006-2009 America well be expunged. hopefull you will remember what expunge means, and has not forget, It is once said by Nostradamus that the great power in the world will be at it's highist peak, when will be attack by Asia, this is either Iraq or China....but then you will aready know, ....so if i'm am ...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Probability Overdrive

Dearest Future Me, At the moment you're feeling lost and terrible. You're trying to convince yourself that you're making the right decision. You're moving back home. You came here, 3 provinces away from where you originally started, to be with him and it hasn't worked out. I love him, with all my heart. And I swear to god if anything else goes wrong I'll be so upset. Was it worth it? Was ...

Time Travelled — 3 months

Remeber that guy??

Dear FutureMe, You probably have written a ton of entries in your blog, practically hiding what I'm about to inform you of under tons of other writting. During the week of Feb 9th-14th, you wrote a series of blogs concentrating on a man with the same name as you did. It is quite hilarious, something worth reading again. You contacted this man many times, discussing issuses about him stealin...

Time Travelled — about 1 year

for you from you

Dear FutureMe, Get your act together. No, really, I have no idea what shape you're in today, but I hope with all my being that I have accomplished the following: stop questioning yourself start questioning everything else declared a major stop obsessing about a plan create art create literature take pictures giggle make out with a cute boy, or two, or three make friends (good, long...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Another note...

Dear FutureMe, You'll probably have forgotten writing this by the time you receive it; you usually forget doing stupid things like this. Where are you living now? It better not be at home. Maybe with a boyfriend? Ha. You're probably still terrible at keeping relationships alive. If you're better at it by the time you read this, feel free to build a time machine so you can travel back and bitc...

Time Travelled — 3 months

Seems like i just wrote this...hmm

Dear FutureMe, Hey what's up? You're almost done with spring semester! Wow how time flies! So today in careers class (1/24/06) we had to complete a sentence...I was born in this time in history to_____. Well, here is what you/I said...I was born in this time in history to change the world and improve the international community and foreign policy. So what have you/I done to strive for this? I...

Time Travelled — 3 months

Don't Sweat the Technique

Dear FutureMe, I know you sweat and every muscle in your body gets tense when you have to hold a baby, but when Molly is born you will be the Eric B. & Rakim of dads. Stay strong. Babys are hard to break. For god sakes, they spend 9+ months in a womb, in positions that Yoga Masters are uncomfotable with. Then they come shooting out of a ~9+ cm opening, and manage to keep it together...

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