Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — about 1 year

If You Are Still Fat, Get Lipo

Dear FutureMe, If you are still overweight as I am currently, get lipo. I am going to save 20 per month to do this, and if you are not fat, then use this money to buy a monkey and name him Frederick the Amazing. Nggeepi, Grace PS Happy 15th Birthday, bitchface!

Time Travelled — 6 months

Get out of your comfort zone.

This is your past self reminding your future self to try something crazy. Your assignment for today: Call a total stranger (preferably someone lonely, like an elderly person or a (?!?)prisioner) and talk to them. Their spirits must be lifted before you're allowed to hang up the phone.

Time Travelled — about 2 months

Happy Six Months

Dear FutureMe, I hope that you made it to six months. Your awesome blossom and don't forget it! Remember all the reasons you quit- Mookie, yourself, and for the sake of your body. I hope you are still on the right track with your health. If not, get up off your ass! Your not an addict anymore so quit reaking havoc on your body. I hope you are on track to be back in school. Did the stat...

Time Travelled — 12 months

future me

Dear FutureMe, Well this is a strange idea isn't it? It's like I am having a conversation with myself. But not. I don't know. It is 2:30 am roughly and summer is just beginning. I did well in school and on my finals. I am happy about this I think. I hope I don't work hard in school only so that my dad will like me. I hope when I read this email in a year that I wont start crying because not...

Time Travelled — 5 months

laughter

Dear Future Me, You laughed for the first time in 2 months today. Congratulations! The object of your amusement was a 4 year old girl continuously banging her head against a window for no apparent reason. You nearly had a hysterical laughing fit in public watching a child kill it's brain cells. You sick fuck. I sincerely hope you've found something better to laugh at by now. from Pas...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Subject

Dear FutureMe, I hope you're not fucking it up me.

Time Travelled — 30 days

SMILE!

Dear FutureMe, Hola chica! Or should I say Ciao? How are things? Have your travel compatriots driven you completely bat-shite insane yet. Are you stressing about school? Money? Ragazzi? Well stop! Look at where you are! Take this opportunity by the friggin jugular and strangle all the life out of it. That way in a few months when you're sitting in an apartment worrying about rent or school ...

Time Travelled — 2 months

In regards to that relationship...

Dear FutureMe, Remember how fucked you were that night? And you genuinely felt this liberated you from him, in a sense. You stuck those fifteen needles in your chest (That's thirty total holes - entry and exit) As you listened to his favorite CD All the while thinking of him, no? Don't deny that And you listened to that CD a second time As you removed those fifteen needles And...

Time Travelled — 12 months

HELLO FROM THE PAST OMG

Dear Future Me, Heya! whats up G? nothing much here ya know, just kicking back, chillin', lil' bit of illin'. So i guess theres not much to say, just figured i'd let you know how i was doing. Take care of your self and PLEASE STOP FUCKING SMOKING ASSHOLE!!! PS. you masturbate too much kthxbyelol ^_^;

Time Travelled — 30 days

continuance of keep fightin

its easy to be a soldier when u declare your oath, sing Star Spangled Banner before tha president & nation in a sunny day & when they say you're a hero its hard to be a soldier when you're fightin alone with unknown enemy who knows your every next step, everyone is against you & don belive your fightin has any sens & you have no more source of strenth you can't comunicate ...