Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — 11 months

The Truth about the Perfect Couple...

Dear Future Joseph and Julie, We will be receiving this email on what would have been our eighth wedding anniversary. Today is December 28, 2005. I am writing this because I have had an epiphany about my own understanding of what has happened between us and what I need to remember and hang on to to never return to this marriage or long to. Tonight as I was watching Oz with you, it sudd...

Time Travelled — 12 months

What's in the futre?

Dear FutureMe, I am extremely confused! One day I am hopeful about the future and the next totally hopeless. I hope that by this time the people of America will have gotten rid of the horribly evil administration and senate and house politicians that have absolutely no concern for the people of the US and the world. Bush has a 35 to 40 percent approval rating and 2065 have died in Iraq be...

Time Travelled — 12 months

What's up?

Dear Lee, Well, it's been a whole year since you sent this email. Now it's time for you to take stock of and try to make sense of what all has happened to you this past year. Don't be too hard on yourself if most of your goals have not been attained yet. There's always next year...now, let's see... Did Bro. Churchill get Dream Keepers to fix the walls and mold problem? Did you paint your b...

Time Travelled — 12 months

New Year's Eve

Dear FutureMe, Well, we're coming up on New Year's Eve, a dreaded time for you, for sure. Do you have plans? Did things ever work out with the English guy? What about Aloha-shirt Dan, from swing dance class? Was a man of mystery hiding behind those horn-rimmed glasses, or was he just another perve who held you too close? If you have a date, just try to enjoy the evening. Have some...

Time Travelled — 12 months

365 days on

Dear FutureMe, You're sitting here typing this letter when you should be doing other stuff. The board report is still waiting, John Leo and Michael Matthews are both hounding you for formatting jobs and the Sales conference is 8 days away. You better be in a position you're enjoying and not just going through the daily grind like you are at the moment. You're coming up to the first annive...

Time Travelled — 12 months

I'm going for it

Hey there, This morning I went into the basement and found that bottle of cherry alcohol that was here when we bought the house so many years ago. I got to thinking about Melissa and how she allways dared me to open the bottle and drink it. I never gave in to that. What I am giving in to is nostalgia, though. God, I miss her so much. I decided to open the bottle and chug it til it's ...

Time Travelled — over 1 year

Blast From the Past

Dear FutureMe, Well im leaving for Iraq in a few days, I guess if your getting this all went well. Ill try not to get my ass shot off so u can sit down and read this. Im not too worried though, everything seems to be slowing down over there. Just remember why we are doing this, the big picture. Well i gotta go, the UPS chick is trying to suck the pants off me again. Keep it real

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