Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — 6 months

written on 6/1/06

Dear FutureMe, i just realized 666 is in 6 days. Hopefully Erica didnt have that *** "party" she was thinking of having and hopefully you didnt hangout with her "lots" like you accidently wrote in her soph yrbk you stole for her you retard. I know i already wrote you an 18th bday email but why not another 1? Things have happened since the last time I wrote that. Not much but some. Already said...

Time Travelled — 12 months

I wonder where you are...

Dear FutureMe, You've probably forgotten about this email. But that's alright, I guess. Lately I've been so worried about you - you've had to make so many life-changing decisions and I'm sure you've been through a hell of alot doing it. Do you miss home? Do you miss anything? I hope you do. I know you never really loved it here, but it was a big part of your life for so long, maybe ...

Time Travelled — 5 months

wow

Dear FutureMe, I hope this gets to me..where to begin? I hope by the time I get this, Jake and I are married. Do you even know him yet? Does he know you? You live together, you're having a baby..why do you feel so hopeless? If it hasn't stopped by now, make it. You're powerful and you've gotten through a whole hell of a lot before, so what are you waiting for? Scream at the top of your lungs ...

Time Travelled — 11 months

So how is life now?

Dear FutureMe, This is the anniversary of the day your husband had the worst headache of his life--a burst aneurism caused a subarachnoid hemorrhage. Remember the trip to the hospital on Saturday, the stroke he had on Sunday, the Monday that you thought you were a widow for sure. The trip to Emory, the craniotomy, the coma. The day the doctor told you that he would never hold a conversat...

Time Travelled — about 3 years

FUTURE SHOULDN'T BE IN THE JUNK MAIL

Dear FutureMe, THIS IS TO ENSURE MY LOVELY FUTURE LETTERS WON'T BE DELIVERED INTO MY JUNK MAIL. I receive loads of stupid e-mails in my junkmail. They try to conn me, selling me illegal or irreal stuff, or porn with really insulting headings. I hate them!!!! I really do, but I must check the junk mail anyway because sometimes some good ones squeeze into there and are in need of resc...

Time Travelled — 12 months

hello

Dear Future, It's nice to know you exist. I can't wait for you to happen!!! You've been an odd thing to look forward to. I don't want to complain about what you've done before, and how you threw those unpleasant surprises at me and all that, but if I had to choose you to be my future again, I totally would. Thanks for everything. But most of all, thanks for being so enigmatic and unknown. I ...

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