Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — 12 months

Subject: Billy it's me...1 year ago

Dear FutureMe, Well here I am livin in GA; married to the love of my life, living in a house much too big for the two of us. The year is 12-19-05 and I when I got married I dreamed of having 12 children in this giant house but to the horror of my wife and myself I'm shooting blanks. So I hope by now a year from now I'm cured. I've freezing my own spern in our freezer downstairs, so at least I...

Time Travelled — 12 months

A Message from the Past

Dear Me, It's been a long time since you wrote this. If you get this, then by now you are half-way through your life. I hope that whatever decisions you made in the future, that you did not forget the most important thing in your life. The passion which led you on a path which forever changed your life. I hope you haven't forgotten the significance of August 6, 2001. I hope you haven't fo...

Time Travelled — 12 months

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Dear FutureMe, If you are still a virgin by this date, give up on waiting for love and go fuck for christ's sake. Make sure the guy has no obvious ills, make sure he wears a condom, and just fuck. Feel it. You've waited long enough, and you shouldn't feel guilty or dirty for wanting to fuck. You don't really believe in God, but since you've been a good person all your life and It hasn't...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Your a Big time Preacher

Dear FutureMe, I have had my calling, and i shuld be a pastor by now, i wish that ill have my own church by then, well its going to be 10 years from now, when i want to recieve this email....I want to be known for ma miraculous healings by GOD, i want to be blessed as much as i can by him, and im going to serve ONE LORD at all times.......IM going to make millions for my GOD, so i can be he...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Have you written your 2nd book yet?

Dear FutureMe, The Current Me has just received another rejection for a book proposal from Hay House. I know how to "celebrate the no's" - because every No means I'm one step closer to a Yes. I also know I have to keep writing proposals and submitting them in order to get the Yes. So, FutureMe, how many proposals have you sent in this year? Get off your butt and get another proposal w...

Time Travelled — 12 months

What Where When And Why.

Well whats happened over the course of the last ten years??. As i recall you were still laid up and not working as of this date of 12-19-05. Did you ever get that 7 digit accident settlement? after breaking your neck?,last i remember it was 1.250.000 and the lawyers turned it down and said that it was'nt enough!!!!. Do you still have the terrible headaches and blurry vision?, hows the movemen...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Future Me

Dear FutureMe, This past week has been brutal....rock bottom. I have finally come to terms with the fact that Michael will never be mine. I haven't been eating, sleeping, crying a lot all the time. At 34 yrs I can't believe what this has come to. Almost 3 years of growing so close to him, only to have to rip myself away from his grip and move on. I can't imagine my life without him i...

Time Travelled — 7 months

A Futile Regret

You will wish today to be the one I am in this second, this late night moment with my aching bones and hurting heart. You will wish today that you could trade the heartbeats between the then and now and become anything that you were, and leave behind anything that you are. You will wish today that you could be that past instead of this present for I today am wishing that I was that past, and no...

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