Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — about 1 year

its been a while

Dear FutureMe, at this time i had made a band called rasputin tendencies. starting an acoustic band called waters cave. today my dad took my 7 grams of pot and wont get it back the bastard. vince yalrboro is still in new york. its my mid-finals in saint anthony high school. he took my 7 fuckin grams! im poor u retard! why didnt u hide it better! omfg(oh my fuckin god) i hope your not as ret...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Christmas 2005

Dear FutureMe, Tonight I went to Farmer's for Christmas Eve. Megan didn't like any of her presents and Judy told her to get out. Aaron is hunting and says he hates Christmas. I think he has issues right now about wether or not he wants a future with me and is at home with his family for the holidays. He really does not like to mix me with his family, which worries me because I would like to...

Time Travelled — 12 months

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Dear FutureMe, 2005 wasn't that bad of a year. Let's get the worse out of the way. The man you love and want to be with, J, is living with someone else. Not only that, his now fiancee is pregnant and the wedding is next year. Hurts like hell, huh? In another light though, you know you could never give this man what he wants; a family. So, should you hold out for a someday? The an...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Experience is a Bitch.

Dear 2006 Ashton: This is 2005 Ashton. This, perhaps, shall be our fine holiday tradition: I, writing to you; an ephemeral avatar, airbending the messages of the past to the reality of your present. Ach! However eloquently I put it, it's still a damned simple time capsule. No need for fanfare, ehm? I've just received a message that I'd completely forgotten about from my 2003 self. He seem...

Time Travelled — 9 months

Merry fuckin' Xmas

Dear FutureMe, I hope this Christmas is better than all the ones you have had since you went crazy. That is, I hope this is the first good Christmas in six years of shitty ones. I hope you get some money, or maybe even a nice comfy duvet for your house that you SHOULD BE LIVING IN WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND BY NOW. If you ruined that... I apologise. But I still hope you get a nice pu...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Subject

Dear FutureMe, I forgot to mention.. you wear a 40D.. And you're boobs are still bulging out of your goddamn bra.. FUCK... If you're wearing a fucking DD.. you're bigger than Ashley...whose you're sister..lol.. Get a fucking breast reduction if you're married.. If you're NO WHERE in life.. fucking keep the twins.. they will come in handy ALL the GODDAMN TIME. I promise. How do you think ...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Let's Get Lifted

Dear FutureMe, Its Christmas Eve 2005. You're sitting here in your bathroom of your small condo, the dog is sleeping on his back with his paws in the air. You're listening to Let's Get Lifted by John Legend. Its been quite a year for you. You began the year on unemployment, wondering if you'd ever find a job or find your way. And then you decided to go to Grad school. Took the plunge,...

Time Travelled — 12 months

how are you?

Dear FutureMe, Today is your 18th birthday. I am currently writing this on my 17th birthday 2005. In 2005 i dated and hopefuly still am dating a wonderful man named Dan Wood. He is nothing short of amazing. I hope you get into the college of your choice. Today you are an official adult. Hope you start acting like it. I also hope you have enjoyed color guard as this has been your last se...

Time Travelled — 12 months

I know you love him

Dear FutureMe, I hope that this is an unnecessary message, I hope that things have worked themselves out by the time you read this. But I have to admit, I'm not that hopeful. If he's still being selfish - if he's still thinking of himself before anyone else, if he's still sitting on his ass on the couch with a beer and a video game, then it's time to do something about it. You deserv...

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