Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — about 1 year

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Time Travelled — almost 1 year

Un an plus tôt

Bounih, Quand tu liras ce mail, tu verra qu'il a été écrit un an plus tôt.. Il y a un an, jour pour jour, je pianotais sur mon clavier tandis que tu visionnais Envoyé Spécial juste à côté, dans mon minuscule appart' du 18ème, souviens toi, ce jour là, nous revenions de Cachan, souviens toi, ce jour là, le problème dans le RER, souviens toi, le traiteur Gare du Nord, souviens toi, le pack de...

Time Travelled — almost 1 year

Lowest Point (yet, and heaven forbid!)

Dear FutureMe, How pathetic can you be? You have no job, not even a vague prospect of getting one, no money, no "space" you can call your own, and probably, no hope of making "it". To make things worse, you only realized, within the last year or so, your true passion in life. But at 27 and thousands of miles away from the community that "might" make your dreams happen, there is little (if n...

Time Travelled — almost 1 year

Would it kill you to visit?

Dear FutureMe, Well, it's 2003, September, and another summer goes by without a visit. Let me jog your memory - 1999, July, Me kicking back with a beer on a blanket in the park - enter FutureMe "Hey! It's me! Man you are missing out. The future is freaky. Listen, can't stay long - space-time continuum, you understand. But, hey - why don't we meet up once a year and catch up. Don't worr...

Time Travelled — almost 1 year

drinking causes embarrasment

Dear FutureMe, If you forgot, let me remind you, you got really drunk this weekend, at a crappy psuedo-hip lounge bar in Wellington, you said some unfortunate things, to a big client, and you might get fired tomorrow. moral of the story, you need a girlfriend to keep you out of trouble. so by the time you get this, I want to hear about the smart funny attractive girl, who kept you from maki...

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