Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — about 1 month

Don't forget!!

Hey, it's me. Just checking to make sure you got all your school stuff in order. Did you decide on a college? Good. I knew you would have it figured out by now. How is Bryan doing with his new job? Oh, if that didn't come through I am not so surprised. If it did, that is something I would not have forgotten by now as we will have plenty more dough to go around. Don't forget what hap...

Time Travelled — about 1 month

frank

Dear FutureMe, you hate frank. do not go out with him. do not go with him to the formal. and do not follow him to john i leonard. go to palm beach central and go to college. remember to become a statistician.

Time Travelled — about 1 month

sammich

Dear FutureMe, How's it going? Remember that time you ate that pastrami sandwich (on rye w/ munster and spicy mustard)? Yeah, that was good. Love and Peace, Guts and Glory, You

Time Travelled — 11 months

Getting On With Life

Still working in that rotten job? Published your poetry yet? Finished those seven fiction-novels yet? No?! Get on with your life! Get out of the house! Go do something with the remaining time! Life is too short NOT to take chances.

Time Travelled — about 1 month

What's going on?

Dear FutureMe, Today I am pathetic. Hopefully I'm better off when you read this again. I'm like 4 days from my boards and I'm freaking out and expressing it terribly. I have begun to drink, smoke, have unprotected sex with a person who is not my boyfriend. So, I'm probably going to have to break it off with him soon too. Basically I'm spiralling downward. So this is not going to be pleasant to ...

Time Travelled — about 1 month

To Jean McGee / Providence RI / Broad Street School / Miss Tanner's Class / 1962 - 63

Hi Jean (and anyone else who was hurt this way) I'm really sorry we were all so mean to you when we were in the fourth grade at Broad Street School in Providence RI. I have no idea why we picked on you, except that for some reason it seemed like the thing to do. I have a daughter now, and she looks so much like you did back then. She's also so sweet and vulnerable and quiet, just like yo...

Time Travelled — 6 months

BBQ & Blowjobs.

Dear FutureMe, Today is your 3d's day. you hate this day, its the worst day ever i know this..it always is, every fucking year...so either this is going to make it better or worse.. You should remember the words you wrote in this email before erasing it, because you couldnt bear to send it to the future. but incase you forgot...consider this your cryptic cliff note thingy... Pos ...

Time Travelled — 2 months

happy birthday

dear myself, at least i'll get one birthday email. if i still love him at this point (do i? even now?) and he does something nice to make up for his being an awful boyfriend and making too many promises...no, do not get back together with him. but sex is alright. only if you're still not getting any. love, me

Time Travelled — about 2 years

blast from the past

Dear FutureMe, i hope you are doing somthing with your life. Not just sitting around your moms house drinking beer and pissing her off. On this date you just got back from youe weekend in boise and mom is pissed off. cody doesn't work, alen is here. john is living with dumb hoe. beckie just moved to boise. you are not working just sitting around waiting for woodgrain to call you. You are...

Time Travelled — 2 months

Subject

Dear FutureMe, Hi there from your past self. Weird to think that you used to be me, but I don't exist anymore hey? I'm essentially dead! But don't be sad 'cause if I wasn't, you wouldn't be here would you? Just thought I'd say hi and maybe remind you that you guys should be applying at the lodges right now... and make him apply for D too remember! Have you saved up so you can go on a co...