Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — almost 5 years

dear future me...

Dear FutureMe, Today you went on a long walk at lunch, on the first truly sunny and warm day of Spring. The water was sparkling and beautiful, and though it glared in your eyes and your shins ached, you were happy and your body was happy to be moving. Today you are twenty-four years old, living on Highland Avenue in Somerville, with Kirk (the love of your life) and your two cats, Milou and P...

Time Travelled — almost 3 years

re: college

I figured I'd send this to you/myself before I/you went off to college because most likely I will have a different email address for my college address and won't check this yahoo one anymore, and I really want myself/you to get this. :) So let's see. I'm fifteen. It's March 16th at 12:03 PM, in the afternoon. I've stayed home sick. I'm in Bologna Italy, just wanting to get out and get back to ...

Time Travelled — almost 3 years

Memories

Dear Tiffany, Two weeks ago to this day, I told you, the girl I loved for God knows how long, my affections for you. I remember the moment when all hope was lost. As I lay passed out but awake, I heard your phone ring. From the way you talked, I knew you were talking to her boyfriend. You talked and talked and I just laid there, unable to tune it out, unable to ignore it. From the way you sa...

Time Travelled — almost 3 years

You are a dipshit...

Dear FutureMe, Well, you thought it would be cool to do this. Well, hopefully your life is better than what it is today. You were about 10k in debt and your love life sucked. You loser. :) You better have yourself a hot piece of ass by now and maybe another rugrat or two. And get Jake a friend if you haven't already. Also, you better be out of that house you are in now, or at l...

Time Travelled — almost 3 years

Are you rich yet?

Dear FutureMe, Hopefully buy now you have won the lottery and have bbought all your special friends new homes and cars and all the stuff money can buy which would be happiness right??? Well you will know cause you will be rich. Note to self: Remember to tell Jennifer that this came today. hopefully you got all that plastic surgery you wanted, like fixing your teeth, and lifted you boobies, ...

Time Travelled — almost 3 years

Heya!

Dear FutureMe, Well well. Looky here. So, what have you done with your life? College? Work? Romance? Any of the above? Or are you still in that basement? Still with the computer? Stereotypical nerd in the making, I always called you. And maybe now you're already him. Stereotypical nerd, I mean. Anyway. Let's hope you aren't still a whiny loser. God, you were insufferable as an 18 yea...

Time Travelled — about 3 years

Don't make me come back there and smack you!

Dear FutureMe, Today is your 38th birthday. (Lord willing and the creek didn't rise). And I hope I'm not reading this email in a van down by the river. When I wrote this I was less than a month away from my 35th birthday and really stressing about how in the world I was going to pay my rent and what was my midterm entree going to be for Advanced Food Prep? Here are some questions dear fut...

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