Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — 4 months

fasterthanyou

Dear Josh, Happy birthday, as you probably alread know, you're now thirty. Now the slow decline in physical and mental faculties will begin to take their toll. As you blow out your candles, just remember, you're almost dead. Happy Birthday, The YOUNG JOSH

Time Travelled — 3 months

Christopher, don't delete this if you check my junk mail

Dear FutureMe, It's raining today. I got drunk [i think..?] last night and my tummy hurts this morning and I have to work today. But I slept with Chris last night and it was good, even tho i woke up 10 million times and thought I was gonna barf. I really want a puppy. It would be fun to get up and walk it in the mornings and at night. plus i might get skinny. Maybe. Do I still want a puppy...

Time Travelled — 4 months

remember

Dear FutureMe, Exactly one year ago today I was in a bad car wreck. My best friend and girlfriend didn't make it. How am I doing today?

Time Travelled — 4 months

Stay true

Dear FutureMe, Are you in love yet? Truely in love? Does he cherish you the way you deserve? If not, remember what happened the last time you settled for less...Also, don't forget who you are and what you want and don't let anyone try to change you...you are a wonderful woman. Love Always, Past Me

Time Travelled — 4 months

subject

Dear FutureMe, Today I, acting on behalf of you, do hereby commit to the efforts needed for the cessation of the following acts: - wiping my bum with bare hand and sniffing the result - absent mindedly saying "dude" in the presence of women - daily verification of the fact that my cat's head still fits in my mouth - running down the road naked with scissors in one hand, "Monica's Stor...

Time Travelled — 4 months

THE FUTURE

Dear FutureMe, Hello. just a wierd little way to remind myself how things were (are). In the future, i want to be happier with my job. i want to have better interpersonal relationships with my children. I want to be handling boy's little fits better. I want to be stable financially---be paying my bills on time and not be too much in debt (except for new s.u.v. Nissan pathfinder that i j...

Time Travelled — 3 months

Advice

Dear FutureMe, Vind a wife with huge hooders

Time Travelled — 4 months

Ao nosso futuro

Meus queridos filhos Yasmim, Otto e você que ainda não veio ao mundo, mas já é muito amado e em especial para minha querida esposa Naelma, Eu amo todos vocês mais que qualquer outra coisa que possa existir!! Espero que todos estejamos aqui para ler esta menssagem juntamente com nossos filhos e netos!! Vida longa e próperidade! Jackson Ouriques Veiga ncc1701d@uol.com.br jveiga@pmro.rj.gov.br

Time Travelled — about 1 month

it's me...uh...you.

Dear FutureMe, I'm just writing to remind you of a few things. 1. Love is non-existant. 2. Porn is good in moderation 3. Do not let anyone tell you what you are. You tell them what they are. 4. You must remember to lie appropriately. 5. Message boards are and will always be boring. That's it.

Time Travelled — 3 months

Did you get sorted out?

Dear Future Me, If you're reading this you obviously (a) haven't got off your butt & found a new job yet or, (b) haven't found the right one. Either way, how are you feeling now? Settled into monotonous drudgery or biting the bit to get the hell out of there? Have you thought any more about going it on your own? So you haven't been working on your confidence then. Oh well, story of ...