A letter from April 11th, 2017

Dear FutureMe, Happy 26th freakin birthday!!! I hope all is well. So I'm going to apologize to mom after she started an argument with us its going to take a lot of work but its kind of what brought me here so, anyways. What do we have now at the ripe age of 26? This is what we wanted: ~Pescetarianism (Seafood only) ~Twin Girls or a girl Named Vanity Ocean (Last Name) ~A mustang for myself and a Small family car ~A dog, a Saint Bernard (is Bentley still alive or do we not have him anymore since when) We wanted to move out at 21, go see the cute white boy from Belleview CT by 1801 Drew Ln, invite him to a birthday party and see where things went from there.Go to Texas Women University, Penn State, or Colorado SU, major in English, and travel for sometime Brazil, Niagara falls, and Cancun. Did we Accomplish any of that? Did we start eating a lot and gaining weight or are we still slim? Lets go to the gym either way, today, like in 5 minutes get a pass and get a personal trainer! We loved lifting in high school!! Did we ever travel? Because that was a main goal of ours though I guess we have all ties cut off outside of the U.S, huh? (Russia, North Korea and Syria, where against us thanks to Melania Trump; Trumps daughter.) Remember that show thirteen reasons why, if we do have kids keep that show in mind! Its important because we don't want to be like Hannah Baker's parents, make sure that our kids can always talk to you about anything, don't let their dad tell them how to dress, or how to do their hair, or that they can't date, or wear makeup, because that's your job to raise them in a different and better environment than that of which we were raised in. Those are bad habits you don't want to keep leave him right now if he acts that way. He should treat his daughter or son like the Princess or Prince they are don't let him or you pick favorites, you know how that feels.Besides strict parents make sneaky kids! You should know. Let them have their friends over, go on play dates, let them do things their passionate about beauty pageants or cheer leading, gymnastics, basketball you gotta show them all the cool things that's out there and give them some lead way it will help. Uplift them and always be kind to them treat them how you wished our mother treated us! I appreciate that. I'm here in the past rooting for you in the future! Because a wise person once said; "be who you wished you had in the past" and sweetie that's you! Don't forget to live and go to parties, where long flowy weave and dress how you want; whether it be a skimpy dress, short high wasted shorts, or even sweats. Work out, go running that was always so exhilarating, and be confident because its literally a Key to success, because they are go getters! Mingle if you are not settled down, smile more, don't stay cooped up in the house all the time it gives you Anxiety and depression (which makes you moody, mean and narcissistic like your parents). Make me proud! Love always, your younger self. Favorite songs 2017 Edition: Can you be my friend Chief Keef, We should be together Pia Mia Trist Nobody Selena Gomez and Tory Lanez, Favorite Part Ariana Grande and Mac Miller and of Course; Make Love Gucci and Nicki Minaj Favorite Artist: Ugly Gawd, Chief Keef, and Terror Jr Favorite Show: The Office, New Girl, Quantico, and Z Nation Favorite Color:Blue Favorite Food: Shrimp