A letter from November 11th, 2016

Peaceful right?

Dear FutureMe, Four years have passed since Donald Trump was elected president. He's probably not been reelected. How much have you changed in the past 4 years? Are you still a pharmacy manager at *? Dump those ******** if your salary hasn't reached $125k before bonus by now. Things have probably changed for the worst with the new labor matrix that's supposed to come out in 2017. Hopefully you have almost all of those student loan debts paid off and lots of money in the bank/markets. Who are your new friends? How are the old ones doing? Any progress with the BBM? Maybe it will not have mattered, but I hope you can say you tried. There is much more to life than the cycle of work, marijuana, and the Internet in 2016. Can you name 5 interesting things you're done in the past 4 years?

Epilogue

8 days later

Work has been incredibly rewarding financially. $125k? Try $185k+...

Ryea het itsh fo dne yb. Eahv terelymxe onw cukly am otsspnioi i i eht veha atth ot. Rae hewn a krwo ti grsad finding darher gdoo etim ot ewn tge ta. Tdbe i aolynberas eerf edamiign dna atlehweri won ma uclod itssaenlely i ahve nhta. Hoep yb be emrt to hutfor of dbesni' i ned a hte roliiailemn.
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In sgorgpneisr bbm rof rnsfeid enw or to'nd i care. Dr,ah watn ore,m to fninigd ot venist i nad ufsco on wrok. .