A letter from August 14th, 2016

Dear Monica Valdez, LOLOL I wonder if you remember this. I wonder if we’re still friends…we better be..if not then wtf did I do LOL?!?! Before I start spilling my guts onto this email about stuff that won’t even matter the year you read this, I’ll probably be texting you right now and asking you if you wanna grab a coffee and catch up after we both finish reading this. Ok…let me start.. First things first…I actually did lose my virginity to Carmalinne in the FMM washroom that time I told you..lol… (FYI…if you don’t remember..we were both typing this out late at night…1:01AM to be precise…so I’m kinda “late-night hrny” so excuse me..) Anyways, I believe years from now, you’re a changed woman and not working at Cineplex no more LOL. You’re actually really cute Monica and I know that if you’re really passionate about something, you would actually work hard enough to attain it. Monica, the attractive girl that you are, I don’t think Eugene is the best guy for you. Man…this would be mad awkward if you’re still with him. I’ll say what I wanna say anyway lol. Eugene is an okay guy, I guess he has potential to become a better man, but as of right now, I think you could do better. Like how would you ends things with me back when we were a thing back in high school and go for him years later. I’m not implying that you should’ve stick with me lol..but I hope in the future, you’ll be with a guy you can truly rest easy with. I mean…what kind of guy wouldn’t be attracted to you and you’re cute bum. You know what was a lot of fun, your debut. Haha..fun times. I wonder what Fatima is up to this year? She probably still looking good and clueless-like. I still remember someone anonymously asking me a question on Tumblr back when we just broke up about whether I still had feelings for you or not. If that was you, you gotta tell me because I’m curious and it’s been what..8 years so it wouldn’t matter anyway lol.. Before I go on and say a bunch more random stuff. I was just joking..I didn’t lose my virginity to Carmalinne that time haha..I just thought it would be funny way to start this message. BUT she did offer… YOO…yenno what just crossed my mind just now…what if we did it within the years before we received this message…********..we must have been hella drunk and turnt up LOL! Imagine if that caused us to not be friends anymore….omg I’m so sorry if that happens.. You should ask me about the girls that I’ve been crushin on during the time I was writing this message and asking me whatever happened to these girls because by the time you read this, I probably have forgotten them and would enjoy rehashing what happened between these girls and I. Just ask me about them by saying their names: Silvia, Aaranya, and “that girl from the library” I wonder if we’re married the time we read this…LOL not “we” as in you and I together, but “we” as in separately married lol… It would be nice having you at my wedding. If I don’t look strong/muscular, tell me that my 2016-self said to go to the gym and work out. Yo…I better not be a virgin by the time you read this, if I am then you need to talk some sense into me lol… I’m not looking forward to that haha.. I wonder if we remember all the fun times we had in high school. Remember the time I asked you out in Arts Banquet LOL…so funny yet so awkward because of Stefania lol.. I remember Mr. DiLallo asking me about what happened right after that haha.. Also, I remember that time our last Arts Banquet was during your birthday and we surprised you with ice cream cake from DQ. If you forgot, you can check out my old Youtube video I made from gr.12 lol. I probably still do not like ice cream cake the time you’re reading this. Hmm..I wonder if I still do not use the microwave. lol I wonder if I gotten more paranoid about stuff in the future. So it’s currently 1:50AM and I told you I already sent you this email…but I lied..I’m still going on because I feel like you deserve more and your message is probably better than mine anyways..lol..sorry. I wonder if you got kids by the time you read this, that’ll be too cute. Lil’Monica. I wonder if I got a kid or more too…if we do then we should have a play date lol! Random..I wonder if your sister is still with that old guy lol. And I wonder how our lil brother, Darwin is doing..lol.. Ok. I think I’ll end the message off with a long farewell. I really do wish we are still friends so we could laugh about this in the future. I wish you are doing well in the future. We stuck together the past 4 years in high school, we should be able to stick together another couple more years and beyond. Thanks again for having my back way before with all of my troubles. I hope I’ll be able to protect you and help you out with any hard moments you have the years before reading this message and after. Stay cool Monica. Love ya! True friends till the end!