A letter from June 29th, 2016

Dear FutureMe, Happy birthday, kemosabe. I really hope that the problem with that ******* enter key no longer exists. However you've turned out, just remember, as long as you worked your *** off, that puts you in a better position than most other ******** in your lives. Here's hoping that by that point you maybe have a girlfriend, a steady-ish income and the worker's revolution is at least in the works. Remember, whatever change you want to happen, you have to rally the troops yourself, no waiting for someone more charismatic to do it. Sincerely, Your hopefully less attractive self from 2016.