A letter from June 4th, 2016

Dear FutureMe, i hope you are not as much as a ****** as i am if your even alive this will get to you in 9 years. holy **** thats along time. you are just about to scuba. you have rocko and jocko they are young and happy. you are 18 (also happy 27th you old ****) also you better have a long term girlfriend and not be married. NO KIDS. also you better be happy or rich. hopefully the old ones have died. did he jump the grand canyon? you are fat and hate life at the time of this. keep duffy close hes your best friend. also remember rick and morty? that hasn't has s3 yet. well hopefully your not a complete failure like everyone tells you every day. **** me laterally.