Open this Ass-wipe. It's not spam, truely. You sent this yourself 2 years ago.

Dear FutureMe, So, remember me? This is you in the past writing this letter to yourself. Do you remember the day you wrote this? Do you remember how bored you were. It was a Saturday night and you had nothing to do. You were sitting at your computer writing a stupid email to yourself. Well, I hope you do remember it, because if you don't, then this whole message is for nothing! This message is to check up on you to see if you actually made the changes you were planning to do. You know, find a job, a boy-friend, lose some weight, and all that other nonsense that you kept telling yourself that it should come naturally to you or not at all. I send this message to you now, because if you haven't made those changes, the past two years of your life have been for NOTHING! Yeah dude, I hope that if that is the case, you feel severely bummed and start actually make some changes NOW, but I guess that if they didn't happen the past two years, there's not much of a chance that you'll make them happen now. In case you DID make those changes: GOOD for you. I hope they have turned out positively. But if not, just remember that you DID make them. And I'm proud of you, I knew you could do it. Cheers mate, Your future self.