Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
I watn )tgo!nuinc it's deah"ppne eht "8 ot that etmfruue ,dan hwta d(an of beesrmm tyinummoc opluarp know q,oetu.
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Ti ieelveb and ti --ont ko,ya etrebt i ro yuo, 'tis evlo itlls steg. Owret uvaleyg ehnw btu yelbar merberme utsj i eyv,r uoy evry h,sit. Esru eptyrt rewe dstewa uoy.
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Yuro no 6120 erbmpol in dha uyo a bmerceed daitmdte ndrki erve uoy iirndkgn ,72 nad anifl 0612 hda. Teh so they ceabme fo tnrw'ee but entstewi ,pctrefe gteihrbr half oruy chum oncesd. Rea ouy oe'uyv tiryth ni eserty,dya nbee ntedru uoy erve ielf hnat nad ruoy eiprpha. Dgnio ot ahtt eprmlbos afce flei ot for nda os yuro ton yuor umnb it ni in oyru'e nwo pcet,fer eskat oyu ryou rstfi t'sni teh otnd' lylifna yrou haev utb lcmoeatrobf ainrb emit eifl iks,n y'uroe etvaehrw foartoeblmc.
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Etg niggo 'its soon to tbeetr. Dloh hittg. T'si nkhti sayd uyo tub mgncio dnto' konw iblss,ope tbtere rea i.
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O,vel.
Mehlceil.
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P. S. Zoom in tviesn. Tbu be lti'l liek ,psyke mapoirttn i'ts nsoo.
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