Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
8" nkow ot rbmmsee i thta atwn teh ncomutyim rutemufe o!tcg)nnui hnadeep"p sit' u,tqeo fo ahwt ,dna ouprlpa (nad.
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O,kya gets it elov rtbete ro beevlie is't uo,y i nad ti ont-- lslti. Aeylrb uoy usjt eauvylg wroet ebemrrme shi,t tub rvye i ,rvey nhew. Suer pytter eewr ouy sdawte.
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Hda ouyr 1620 a ndikr 72, rkngdnii no you attedmid veer dah uoy 0621 lebormp edbrecem lnifa ni dna. Tgbriehr embeac deosnc tieswtne falh yrou 'wneetr os het tyhe ucmh rt,efcpe btu of. Iaprpeh uyo yuo elfi yr,eaydtes 'oyevu uryo eerv ear nutred ni dna ttriyh hatn bene. Ifle dan 'euoyr ni in nmub to eo'uyr ecaf os nailyfl fmarblceoto it eifl ot ttha srbpoelm prf,ceet first royu ouyr 'dnot yruo onidg tembocalofr hte tub rfo aeetwrvh eimt tno rnabi tesak ksi,n i'tsn aehv ouy ruyo now.
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Ebrtte teg gigon snoo t'is to. Ihttg hlod. 'ist tbeert ear inmcog tkihn d'ton i dsya oknw ouy btu slopi,ebs.
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Eovl,.
Ielhlecm.
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P. S. Zomo sivten ni. 'sti e,sypk l'itl be tub noso keil otpmitnra.
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