Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
D(na its' cniug!)tno ahtw dna, 8" taht tuoe,q meuuefrt nowk inmcotymu of i danpphee" to het alorppu emrsebm wtna.
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Tis' ro ltlsi u,oy tbetre veol bveeeil ti i it -n-ot dan yo,ak tseg. When ith,s uoy evyr bmeeemrr rlyabe utjs r,vey ubt tweor i elgvyua. You esatdw eerw yrtetp resu.
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Dtteidam ahd ecmderbe rvee yuo ndikr 72, bmpreol falni you uoyr a had ngniikdr adn 0216 ni no 1026. Hfla the pceefrt, of tr'ewen cmuh ouyr neewstti eeamcb btu eyht so eithrgbr odsnec. Your drtnue are elfi y'ueov eahprip evre uoy eeay,rsdty eneb ni uyo htiryt nad anht. Ylflnia nto dogin ti teh ofaoclerbtm yrou aefc dtn'o k,ins yoru utb iarnb t'ins ot kseat that dan ni eifl in mnbu meti wrteahve os eolrcomatbf rfo yuro eospmblr frtsi vhea e,reptcf eu'oyr ouy royu ilef eoyr'u onw ot.
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Tretbe to soon st'i teg goign. Dhlo hitgt. Ouy i adsy nwko oseslbip, ttereb era o'ntd iktnh ncigom utb i'st.
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Elov,.
Elclmhie.
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P. S. Oozm etvnis in. Roaptnitm 'ist be illt' onso btu yksep, leki.
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