Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Wtan ttah 8" fo t!oicnnug) ouqt,e what wkno i'ts i rpalpuo nahdeep"p embesrm to eemrftuu da(n tmoiucmny teh dan,.
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I ti lsitl kya,o yo,u adn it ertbet or veileeb i'st tgse o-tn- evlo. Evry rberemme hsti, lerbya i valeuyg but eyrv, ouy etorw wehn sutj. Weer ewadst eytptr ouy sreu.
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A drikngin yuo alfni your drikn 2016 no adn lmeborp erve in uoy hda 1260 ,72 bmreeced timaedtd hda. Umhc onedsc ceameb etwntise fo rhrgiteb lfah uyro rft,ecep so het eertw'n utb ethy. Uyo ahnt ysrt,adeey ppharie lfie tihtry yuro ebne nda ni you era ouyv'e veer trnude. Cpetfer, yoeur' and t'ond aveh oyur etim ibnar ot utb yuro eacf it efil ifle uoy lsebomrp ongid not raotflceobm in nubm evtarweh oyru so lnlafiy tesak in to thta irfts flobtacmero now yo'reu 'tsni your fro hte ,nski.
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'sit to inogg tebetr snoo egt. Lhdo ghitt. Ubt wkno i'ts eretbt oincgm sboe,plis aer kithn ndt'o i dasy you.
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Ovle,.
Lcemihel.
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P. S. In vetnsi oozm. ,keysp ttpianomr ubt lit'l ilke eb osno ts'i.
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