Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Tyuommnci t'si ot hte cnnt!)ugio ueumfter tahw nhpdepea" lrpuopa fo kwno da(n i wnat bermems utqoe, "8 ttah ad,n.
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Egst lstil ti k,yao ro dan tn-o- vleo it ieebvel u,oy its' i rebtet. Yralbe i rev,y hi,st veyr owret tub enhw ulayvge utsj rmbreeem oyu. Oyu ersu trtpye erew tewdsa.
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Ni erev flani oruy inkrd a pomlrbe edamtidt you yuo adh 0126 adn ngkrinid adh 72, no 6021 ebmcdeer. So umhc fahl teh fo etwiesnt oednsc bhrterig bmeaec oyru er'wetn eyth tub eptfecr,. Lefi ni nda neeb ytdes,aeyr you urtedn yo'uve itythr iphpaer vere ouyr hatn aer uoy. Orblmoeafct 'oyure ofr mtei tmocbafrole evha ogidn efil it oruy rbani eht 'eryuo feli snti' ni bmnu eafc uoyr won ebproslm ot dna tath in sfitr uyo your afnlily theawerv dt'on ot crefp,et not ksin, btu os uory esatk.
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Betrte is't iggon snoo etg to. Odlh ithgt. B,pslioes days nwko i uoy dotn' is't utb ebtert era thkin icnmog.
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,evlo.
Lelcemhi.
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P. S. Snteiv ni mozo. Y,spek 'tis l'itl tub onos klie be tromnpait.
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