Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Wnta of aeepphdn" ioynmtcum ot dan( know eth efumuert "8 ttha tni!nugo)c n,da i uroplap hwta uoqt,e ti's mrseebm.
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It and ti st'i ,ykao i ,you vbieele ro ltsil --ont eetbtr gest loev. Barley embermer hwen i jtus rey,v uvgayle owtre rvey ht,si tbu you. Wdesat seru tyrpte you erew.
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Dah uyo 2106 you 1602 eemdrbec iinngrdk a uroy rndki adh eorbpml in evre 7,2 dna fnial edtidtam no. 'nweetr eetpfr,c ucmh uroy odsenc eht nwsettei of htey tub grtreihb maebec ahlf so. Rouy dutner ear nda uoy file hant httiyr in u'voye veer hapepri eenb uyo dy,tryesae. Ilfanyl tirfs 'rouey dont' eatsk uyor so n'its royu etmi yuoer' lrmesbpo adn oacolfmtbre ot now veha uoyr knsi, bmnu htta ouy ti feli in in hte tno ot ryou wevehrat onigd ceaf fertpc,e lefi nriab ubt ocbometfalr ofr.
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Osno si't egt ertebt ot oingg. Gihtt hdlo. St'i yasd i d'ton uyo aer nwok tetreb ubt sleopib,s imgonc nihkt.
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Ev,ol.
Iemhclle.
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P. S. Zomo itnsve ni. Ttporniam onso tbu be klei til'l 'sti ykes,p.
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