Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Atwh qo,uet "8 aluppor i icmnomyut nkow teuumefr d(na the ntcg!iu)no ,dna ehedp"anp mesermb atht s'ti of tnwa ot.
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Lslti o,yka ti evlo and no-t- i 'ist it sget lievbee o,yu or eetrbt. Tbu uyo brmeerem i vlyageu vyre jtus thsi, yvr,e ewnh alyrbe rweot. Uoy reew tetypr datwse rsue.
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0216 niidgkrn oyu a no had rindk in 1206 adn oyu 2,7 pebmrol oury rmeceedb flani ahd ever tmiddate. Ubt os retwe'n rtf,peec hyet hte ouyr of eebcam hcum bgerhtri aflh ncdseo eitnwste. Epirpah aer nbee nhta ityrht uroy dr,yyaeets ouy reev eutrdn life in uyo voeyu' dna. Ot 'ryeou 'nits lcmboofarte mloepbsr lfie nirba taeks atht orf in inlfayl so but hvae your uero'y fcae tno betaomlcorf uoy and ecftpr,e thwaveer knsi, lfie rstif oryu eht 'dont ti mubn ngoid to oyur tmei onw yoru ni.
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Oosn ot bretet egt i'ts ggion. Ldho tihtg. Onkw but trbete kihnt ,pbieslos ogicmn no'td ayds rea oyu i s'ti.
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,evlo.
Ehclmlie.
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P. S. Esintv zoom ni. Tbu 'till nsoo y,kspe si't eb tpntriamo lkei.
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