Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
!nticogn)u of ot kwno mtcouiynm ersebmm atwh q,eotu a,nd poalurp i thta antw peae"dphn "8 n(ad 'its reftumue eth.
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Okay, or ti's sllti loev i tseg ,uyo eeeilvb and ti it otn-- erbtte. But v,rye it,hs mbrreeem i twoer uyveagl stju yablre oyu yevr nweh. Rwee resu wetasd you yteprt.
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Ni nda a evre etaddmit you uoyr rindk ilfan ,72 ahd yuo dah mrelopb nkginidr 6120 0216 drembeec on. Tpefe,cr mceabe ahfl rbhregit sedonc ehty ruoy uchm ewntseit eth tub so ew'rnet of. Ouy peihpra in ahtn oyu rtdenu eneb ay,edyrest era yvuo'e lfei ihytrt uyor ever dna. To in ni,ks eifl in rtfis utb ton elfi arbin item the pfete,rc iognd ahev uroy bumn atth atske uorye' now for uyor eewrhatv adn blatfeomroc eyrou' it lbsmrepo snt'i ot uyo ruyo acef your rlatoebomcf nlflayi tdn'o so.
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Gte si't ot eetrtb oson inggo. Igtth odlh. Gnmoci tub dsya i ,psoibsle wokn tetrbe you thkin s'ti rea d'not.
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Olve,.
Hcemliel.
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P. S. In ozmo etivns. Eilk mitprtaon sono yp,kse eb tlil' s'it utb.
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