Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Da(n 'tis toqu,e !guito)ncn ee"phapnd to sbememr eht taht 8" of trumefue twha i awtn kwon adn, mycmtouni auolrpp.
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Ro bteret i'st y,uo beeveil it i t--on ti ,ayok sget tlils love dan. Jsut ye,rv valyeug emrmeerb i sthi, but learby ervy wenh owtre ouy. You ytpret eewr taewds rues.
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,72 uoy pleobmr erev 2610 nfila hda nidnkirg in a tdademit 0612 no ouy nidrk ouyr dan adh cemdreeb. We'nert of os ebirgrht uhmc ehyt beacem ncsoed ubt rc,tefep teh oyur fahl weisettn. Rea ouy yihrtt ni ayedsyrte, ryou hrpeaip yev'ou tanh evre dtneur uyo eifl nebe adn. Ti roe'yu ot but birna sik,n uoyr ouyr not'd isrtf iemt ni lfei ont os fro r'euyo lormbeps eth in 'itsn whvratee tath dna ot aveh nbum lyiflan uryo dogni ,etcfpre oabomelfrct afec eifl uoy ryuo bceatrmlfoo saket won.
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Tetbre teg nigog oosn its' to. Lohd hitgt. Yads wkon mogcni s'ti ihntk era tdo'n ouy but rbetet is,oslebp i.
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E,vol.
Liehlemc.
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P. S. Zoom ni svitne. But i'st be pks,ye rpmitotan ltli' onos lkie.
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