Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Atnw d,an cnmyuotmi ot urfeemut i of sti' luorpap oqeut, het hwta on!c)giutn e"eappdnh and( nkow htat 8" bsmerme.
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Uo,y ro ti --nto ko,ay ilebeve veol ti nda ttbere stlli i'st i gtes. Eeermbrm brelay wtero e,vyr oyu i ht,is egyluav utb yver nehw ujst. Daswte sreu uoy ewre tyretp.
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Dha drmeeebc adh a uyro 72, lnfia eevr and ouy ni 1026 prboeml yuo idkinrng 1620 no ndrki ieaddtmt. So eht tbu fhal hmuc ecfr,etp w'tener cmbaee yhte fo hregitrb yuor sencdo nwieestt. Uv'yeo nterdu aer flei yuo oruy vree tedraeyy,s htna rtiyth dan oyu in hparepi neeb. Ecaf eth inbar oemblspr gondi rt,pefce uyor ahev lfanlyi si'nt oer'yu tbu 'ndot now so erou'y cfrloamoebt lfei cotrfmbeloa ewrahvte bumn flie to yruo ton nk,is it rfsti nda htat ofr ni to tskea uoyr item oyu uoyr in.
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Oons gnoig ts'i etg to beertt. Thgti ohdl. Nd'to i you era etebrt tbu kithn esspb,oil nogcmi asdy owkn t'si.
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L,eov.
Llmcihee.
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P. S. Ni evsnti mozo. But y,skep lkei itnproamt its' l'til soon be.
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