Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Eeuturmf 8" msrbeem i an(d pa"eednph fo nmotyicum ot wnok t!u)ognnci tsi' atwn qeuto, nd,a twah het plpouar that.
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I ti ti gets --otn adn leebvei or ovle tsi' o,yu ,yoak tlils eettbr. ,yrve stuj tshi, rewot tbu earlyb henw vyre i mmebreer elguyav you. Were perytt edtwas yuo usre.
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2106 yoru ahd on dna eaddmtit remecbde uyo reev 7,2 ni 2160 nlfia kdnirgni hda relpomb a you krdin. Hmuc eten'rw r,ctefep aemebc gbrerhit os eht but fo uyor ewnsiett sncode hfal eyth. Eneb ppheria you ysaet,dery in edurtn hatn eevr you rtihty ifel 'veouy uryo dna ear. Ouy ilfe lfie 'ntod mpoblrse k,nsi rceeptf, feca ti ni ton in oatrofbecml 'eoyur onw nbria kstae to yruo aemocbrloft ofr os ilflyan the ruyo htta emit ndiog s'tni mbnu yuro isfrt to but earthvwe adn vhae ouyr yu'eor.
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Gngio osno etg st'i ot bttree. Hgitt olhd. Esilosp,b s'ti asyd onkw ihntk gmnoci uyo aer i rebtte but do'nt.
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,lveo.
Lhmcleei.
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P. S. Tnvesi in ozmo. Utb ttimoprna nsoo eb ye,kps eilk 'tsi i'tll.
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