Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
A,nd hatw remmebs 'sit ot uniomtcmy ttah ednah"ppe okwn nawt )utnic!ong het i (adn ot,uqe of mteurufe 8" pulorap.
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Uo,y bvlieee and i segt ti bttree ro iltls ti s'it elvo -to-n oyak,. Etwro ehnw vyglaeu mbmreree ,hsit but sjut eyvr ver,y abeyrl you i. Tetpry uesr estawd you ewre.
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Nad 1602 idrnk ceeemdbr dah uoy a 27, in no mlpbero 1620 dha amedtitd finla vree yuo ouyr dikignrn. Ewtintse ew'rten rhtribge teh uhmc hety f,peertc lafh ecabme tub ouyr fo ednsoc so. Yuro neeb era entrdu vree tirhty and r,esaetydy uoy paiperh ni ilef 'uyeov uoy hant. You for banri eocrabmtflo in uory emti to in ryou sni,k ton blaoerfomtc elfi ti acef but yoru ot dna uryo numb ahtt os tfec,rep ist'n e'yuor fiel sfrit revetwah own aehv pmloebsr tasek eht eru'oy yaiflln ntd'o nodgi.
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Oosn going 'ist gte etebrt ot. Dhol ithtg. I bps,olsie oyu 'otnd rae nwko nogmci sit' utb knith ebtrte dyas.
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Le,ov.
Elhiclme.
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P. S. Mzoo in etvsin. Ikle ottnraipm oson lti'l be tub ts'i e,kyps.
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