Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Uetq,o esbmmer uapporl (dna of wokn het tis' hawt temruuef hatt 8" da,n d"eaphpen otcumnmiy atwn ntogcin!u) to i.
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Oy,ka si't ti eevible and veol -tn-o oy,u ilslt ti ro sget tberte i. ,rvye sht,i newh reeemrmb but i aevugyl oyu evyr ustj teowr blerya. Rwee edtwas tetrpy oyu eurs.
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Hda and oyu vree aeidttmd ,72 a oyu uroy ni ahd rigikndn 2016 2016 no leporbm edecrmeb nrkdi nfila. ,eefrcpt etnewist fo gerrhbit tub hcum odcens bamece htye w'nteer the oryu lfha so. Tsaryeey,d oyu yuo efil ierphpa nturde ni ou'yev uyro nad erev atnh ear been tthiyr. Hatt uyo feli tewerhav the mnbu uroy emti uyoer' oruy 'sint fcea 'youer atfbeomrclo it oidng aehv kisn, to ruoy so eakts to iarnb sfirt dan in splomerb elfi ofr ni lailnyf tub onw rteec,fp bamoeroftlc not ntd'o uoyr.
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To onos sit' teg oingg ttreeb. Hdol tghit. I rea btreet cmgoin dyas wnko bssoi,elp but i'ts otn'd yuo nkhti.
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Ovel,.
Ehcillem.
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P. S. In zmoo ietvsn. Ekli tptinroam l'ilt utb t'si sp,yek eb noos.
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