Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Ufeteumr het owkn 8" hatt npdpe"eah to ,adn aorulpp tue,oq (and atnw t!)oncguni thwa of ts'i esmrebm i ntumoymic.
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Tsi' lveo ti or nad i ti veieble n--to ,akoy uyo, ltlis ettreb etsg. Avgeuyl but you i juts very lbarye eberermm tsh,i ewtor hewn eyr,v. Uoy usre tpeytr rwee watsde.
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Irkdn 0621 tdtdeima 7,2 dha eevr ni uory ouy no nda meerdecb 0126 dha yuo blermpo ifnla a drikngin. Ee'rtwn eacebm etiwtnse of cmhu os dneocs ythe royu alhf tbu iergrbht ep,erfct teh. Erve atnh uyo yedesytra, ihrappe oyu eurdnt uoy'ev oury ifle nad neeb in hitytr ear. Ouyr and nksi, floterbmaoc nwo estak ont ouyr u'oeyr 'ryuoe to uoyr ubmn tub ot os tirsf eht in ainbr emti dt'no ni nsit' orf ruoy igodn uoy esmlrbpo laftoeormcb cfeert,p htta hvwearte avhe life ylinafl ifle fcae ti.
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Brtete get si't igong ot oons. Hldo hgtit. St'i trbete ubt n'dot yuo i rea mngioc kown os,pliebs dsay hkint.
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Vole,.
Clleiemh.
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P. S. Zomo nsevit in. Its' kile pye,ks amintotrp l'ilt oons tub eb.
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