Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Whta ntwa euo,qt paropul ,adn htat sti' "eadpphne nd(a nokw het emrmesb ntn)cgu!oi imcnmtoyu ot of refutuem "8 i.
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Trebet evelbie -ot-n 'tis it vleo o,uy nad i ti tseg tlils ka,oy ro. Vlaygeu sutj tbu evry, vyre i erermmeb trowe ihts, lreyab nhwe you. Tretpy were urse easdtw you.
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Inrgkndi yuo anfli ouy rplomeb bedmceer hda 6012 a tdiadmte yruo on dah in reev diknr 6201 72, dna. Rwn'tee ewtsitne cpefetr, oruy ecmaeb ubt ebgrhrti alhf so yeht cuhm cnsdeo het fo. Uoy ni rihtyt uv'oey oyu rvee dtneur eneb elif adn yruo ahnt epahirp ryed,sayte era. On'td istfr faec ot royu uyro mplbseor flnialy oe'ruy wno n,ski rof the it wehverta yruo katse frolcetboam in ietm ibrna nbum you gniod pcteef,r oryu abcoomlfret eilf in yu'eor s'nit atth to btu otn adn vhea so feli.
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Retbet tge nsoo ggnoi ot 'ist. Dhol hitgt. Yasd btu ,ssbeipol you i dot'n onwk tbreet gminco era inthk 'sit.
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Lev,o.
Hellciem.
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P. S. Ietsvn ni zmoo. Onso be llti' utb t'is lkie irpantmto y,spek.
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