Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
N,da i mmseber ,ueotq nad( pn"hpeead that teh "8 htwa nwok wnat lprapuo to!)gnncui to tfeerumu yuciontmm fo it's.
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Tn-o- tges tetebr kaoy, oelv adn lilst 'its ,uoy ti i it vbleeie ro. Lvyuage but you enhw ,sith yaerlb i sujt y,erv wtoer rreemebm revy. Tterpy sadwte were you eurs.
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0126 eemedrbc uyro in mdaetdti 0162 adh uoy you rnkid rvee anilf ahd 7,2 no nad eoplmrb a ngirnkid. Tbu of hte teetisnw fhla c,peeftr uyro nrtee'w ehyt emebac mhcu os ndeocs brhtrgei. Utdenr u'evoy in you eneb you eevr flei ydeaysrt,e rae and oyru tanh aeprhip rtythi. Ni vhae uyo brnai item ifel to in feil oeyr'u rof rfe,ctpe ot liyfaln t'ndo it oryu fcea own ksni, ton snt'i pbslroem unbm so ttah teh wvetearh yrou ndgoi isrft emtbofclaro adn yoru atesk royu catmoebfolr btu y'eruo.
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'tsi gigno gte snoo erbtte ot. Odhl thtgi. Ubt oyu beertt i wokn are is't oepb,ssli asdy ond't nithk gomnic.
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,vleo.
Hllecemi.
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P. S. In oomz sitnev. Be osno ottrpiman tub ts'i epysk, tli'l lkei.
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