Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
E"enpahpd ouintg!c)n muoyintcm okwn mrmbees nda( fo ,adn ntaw i "8 qou,et 'its ahtw uplraop ot hte tfeeuurm ttah.
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Eevblei lsilt it t'si etsg ti dna i ,koay ro vleo uyo, eerbtt -ton-. Eglavyu r,vey i stju ehwn ths,i veyr blayre uoy ubt mebrrmee trowe. User uoy swtaed ettyrp ewre.
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And anilf oyu irknd evre a girkdnni rlmepbo in bmdeeerc uoy 2160 ttddimea uory 1062 ,27 no ahd dha. Lhfa hyte btu so of uyro rctepef, ocndes sentteiw mhcu ceabem etn'rwe eth bihergtr. Uory rutend are tedsy,yera iarhpep 'eyvuo tirtyh nda uyo neeb htan oyu ifle eerv ni. On'td uyro uory srtfi onw oruy in meorbfcotal ni the eruy'o lpboersm raevhwte to ahtt flie ceaf you veha iarnb euory' os orf bumn it dna btu sint' feil yfanill to oyur iogdn rfcmlaooebt tmei ,skin taske etefcp,r otn.
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To noos terebt sit' oigng gte. Gthti olhd. Btu i'st rea btrtee ihtnk ayds nokw i bpilose,s gnmoci uyo tn'do.
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E,olv.
Lmlceieh.
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P. S. Vnseti zmoo ni. Be ll'it rioapmttn snoo iekl ,yksep it's ubt.
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