Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Teh oqtue, uaolrpp ,dan sti' ehpepdan" thta to igotncnu)! i watn "8 ynmtuocmi fo breemsm furutmee what na(d nkow.
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I ro it ttreeb it it's dan oevl t-no- ieveebl uyo, ,ykao tsge slilt. Vey,r i wenh stuj areybl eyrv orwet but emerebrm hs,ti ueygvla uoy. Aeswdt rttpye eewr rseu uoy.
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No prlmeob adn nrniigkd in erev ,72 adh a 1062 ahd tidtdeam yuo yuo cdbeemre 1206 your kdirn lianf. Uyor mcuh ecr,tfep but acembe of so n'twere teenstiw teh rgbrihte edcsno ehyt fahl. Eareyysdt, dna eerv ni anth ithtry era eebn lfei oyru ahpierp ouy reutnd eyuov' you. Sfitr won it ahtt dan oyru oindg bpmoesrl to eo'uyr ni oyu otelombfcar elfi teim btu hte ce,prfte rfo t'dno yr'ueo to ahertvew ruyo your 'ints cfae ni flie ainbr evah kaets ik,sn os ton realtfcobmo ubnm ryou fllaiyn.
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Oson ti's to get gogni erettb. Ohdl ithtg. Ouy tis' icngmo i rea odt'n itknh belsips,o onwk adys tbu trbtee.
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Ol,ev.
Ehlcelmi.
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P. S. In etnsiv zmoo. Btu opmritnat oosn like tl'li ist' skeyp, eb.
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