Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Tq,oue of ttah sbreemm ntmmyiuoc het i nkow "8 adn( ,and )gcnnt!oui waht awnt ep"adnpeh tis' olppaur uumeftre to.
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Dna olev oaky, velieeb i trtbee lstli ti setg ouy, or t'si t--on ti. Yv,re oyu i berayl oewrt ygvuale ermembre tub t,his ryev sujt when. Ewre sdeatw usre you tterpy.
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A anlif in krgindni no 0261 uyo erev rceebdme 6021 adh madetdti 7,2 ouyr uyo dan iknrd opelbrm adh. Tehy ocndes hfla rt'ewen het of cuhm meaceb tiestwne so pt,cfeer ruoy ubt bgtrrhie. Rae ilef dna uoy rhityt uoyr phrpeai o'veuy bnee yt,reaesdy ntha in uoy evre drtnue. Bmesprlo ttha ond't orocalbmfet i'tns ftsri own life uroy etmi ot ouy ofr ubmn hvrtwaee petecr,f sn,ik ahev fcea oryu ni ont your oeuy'r talrcbmefoo dongi hte abinr ti adn ot erou'y so ubt rouy iafllyn lefi ni esatk.
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Its' bertet tge onso igngo ot. Ohld ghitt. Dtn'o terteb knwo sdya ithnk rea belis,spo omnicg oyu is't i but.
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,eovl.
Melhecil.
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P. S. Oozm ni sitevn. Osno sit' be piatrmont leik tli'l ey,ksp but.
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