Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
A,dn to ts'i tawh i ,qouet tmmonyuci the 8" know rufeuemt (nad "depaephn seremmb pauorpl wtna fo gi!n)untco ttha.
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'sti dan i ak,yo lveo ltsil it ti veeblie or n-ot- ertetb tges oyu,. Mbremree ygvaelu ver,y usjt but rlybea i ,shti evry yuo terwo hnew. Uesr pyrtte uyo wtedsa erew.
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Amidedtt inlaf 0216 hda 72, prlbeom ni dbemcere gidiknnr yuo ndkri 1620 a on eerv nad dah oyu ryuo. The hriertbg n'twree emcbae so fhal yrou but hety hmuc fo ncsoed itsnwtee tf,ecper. Oy'veu rhitty ahtn oyu ouy teurnd enbe hpieapr ni fiel evre oyur and ,yedteaysr are. Nbmu won uory nad ebpsomlr si'nt uroy eatehvrw idong that 'youer toreflmacbo orf it ilfe ni ot time cefa het tasek te,frcep ntod' rnabi uoyr aehv lynfail fitrs ilef ni si,kn r'eyuo ot tbu not efcrblooatm ouy os yrou.
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Ot teg etbter ggion snoo 'its. Ittgh hdol. Ongmic aer ettrbe ntkih ubt uoy bolss,iep od'nt dsay its' i konw.
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Vlo,e.
Lclhimee.
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P. S. Omzo ni entvsi. Be ysk,pe lkie onso btu namitoprt 'tlli 'sit.
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