Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Want si't dan, "epenphda i ot oppaurl ton)gnc!ui tath brsemem 8" thwa etquo, iutnomymc umrtfeue het and( of wnko.
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Btetre evieble ti -not- ti stge or evlo koy,a adn i 'sti uoy, iltsl. Htis, very tsuj utb nweh eermbrme guylave ry,ev you rotwe arblye i. Ryptte uoy wree ersu wadtes.
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72, ahd a 0162 idnrk ebopmrl on ruoy ouy 1206 mddatite ilfan eevr ginnridk in deembrce adn ouy dah. Os fo eth ubt ryuo hety rwe'net ttnweeis aebecm osdenc erecf,pt flah bthreirg humc. Oyu nad ni 'yuove aer ruoy nhta s,tryeydea yuo trduen ahpreip erve riyhtt feil eebn. Oyu ot skn,i cfae etask ni uyor uyor the lanyifl do'nt mubn own ngiod nto warheetv nda hvea inbar in pesrmlob 'tsin uoyr obaeformtlc cept,efr os 'eyuor elrcotoafmb to ttah oury tsifr ti itme feli 'eouyr rfo tub flie.
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To its' beetrt get onso onggi. Oldh thigt. I ouy ihktn cgmion btu ear nwko d'not teebtr asyd s'it b,essoilp.
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Eov,l.
Ehlelmic.
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P. S. Sinvte ozom ni. Itll' eb but ekp,ys oosn keli ist' ttiamnrop.
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