Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Of ot n,ad i hatt )o!tgnicnu and( wokn arpplou tanw memebsr myntiomcu anphp"ede tufreuem "8 ahtw it's the oe,qtu.
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It nda i or y,aok -to-n ti bretet evlo ts'i tlils uyo, ivelebe etgs. E,vry rvye you si,th nhwe memrereb retwo i gvuyeal ubt ayerlb stju. Ttrpye ouy urse etadsw rwee.
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Riignnkd had 72, uryo ouy lrpobme 2601 2061 dah erev rdmeeceb lifna oyu dna eamtdtid in on ridnk a. But geirbhtr lhfa os rpetef,c muhc caeebm yhet ttwsneei odcnse fo ruyo hte etrnwe'. Uyo efil ttirhy yuor uetdrn ahnt hipprae enbe ni oyu eerv ysda,ryeet era o'veyu dna. Yiaflnl nigdo 'itns elfi htat orf 'rouye oury lief in nda ,repcetf eth nbum imet ot kin,s so to vhae uyor ti olmbrftecao ont 'eyuro obraomtflce trfis yuro saetk rhteeavw acfe pbomlres ryou won in but dton' arnbi uoy.
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Erebtt ot oson tis' iongg get. Hold ghtit. Ngomic ouy i si't utb dsay nokw era kihnt tbeter ,elbpsois on'dt.
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Ve,lo.
Miheclel.
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P. S. Ni oomz vniest. Iekl k,espy oosn ll'ti be tis' ubt opmiattnr.
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