Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Palpuor dn,a pahpee"nd !nntgcu)oi of hte "8 twna smbrmee i mmiuntcoy ermfuute htat 'sti onkw thaw to and( t,oque.
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Y,koa ro and y,uo lltsi evebiel ti 'sti egts i ti elov -no-t rtebet. Eybarl i st,ih twoer vyer y,evr hnwe utb ujts lavugey oyu ermebmre. Ures ttprey wree sdawte you.
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You fnial you uory 2061 in no dah had tdiedtam a blrepom kngirnid ,27 eerv drcbeeem 0621 dna rndik. Het iwtenets 'etrnew tub hmuc oryu fo alhf ocsedn so ethy reirhtgb cemeba eefrpct,. Ever bnee naht ndrute uryo in uyo dna lefi you y'vueo edryys,eat are pharipe tyrith. Tkesa ouy tfsir oryu retf,ecp yuroe' ot your ,inks tlfbmraeooc dan in in ttha flie 'tndo 'oeruy tbu ton ertavhew bnum temi yuro nwo pomerbsl ti ilfe eavh giodn to fnlialy so ibnra acef the raoftcbmole tis'n fro uyor.
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Ot iggno sit' snoo berett tge. Ldho tgith. Etterb ihnkt but oimngc ipoessb,l tsi' yads i rea ndot' kwon you.
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,olev.
Meheclil.
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P. S. Vsinte mooz ni. Snoo imrntopat ubt 'tsi be l'lit p,yesk leki.
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