Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Eth wath ot cmnyoiumt pulparo na(d want hd"ppeane onwk atth ungitocn!) i oeqt,u "8 of ts'i n,ad eeurmfut beesmmr.
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I tesg ti ttreeb ro tslli sti' u,oy vbleeie k,yao lveo it and -t-on. Rlabey i utb uevalyg orewt vrye yv,re his,t you stju emembrer hnew. Eptrty yuo were suer sdatew.
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Rpmlboe ni adn 1260 ruoy kdrin on medebrec 7,2 ngndriki filna 0162 uyo a had reve emtitdad yuo dah. Uyro thbeirrg fo nrt'eew btu osedcn hcmu tteiewsn eht so falh htey ameceb t,pefcre. Evo'uy eenb rae strdeayye, itytrh ouyr rpaeiph dan you than iefl eerv uoy etnurd in. Ifel iyflanl yruo c,trefpe aevh uroy ubt imet mfcobrloaet rhteawve won ot kaset atht the afce ouy banir oryu erobocmlatf uyr'eo si'tn eolrmsbp feli os oyur dgoin ton 'odnt skin, dan in ni rof siftr orue'y ubmn ti ot.
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Terteb to it's etg nsoo iogng. Tthig dhlo. Otd'n are sti' oicmgn nikht ydsa uyo tbu lbsisp,oe i ebtter know.
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Vl,eo.
Lcmeihle.
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P. S. Oomz tivens ni. Be ilke p,seyk i'ts tbu l'lti pantmtoir nsoo.
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