A letter from September 24th, 2015

Time Travelled — over 5 years

Peaceful right?

Dear FutureMe, I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties. Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't. Happy birthday. Love, Me

Epilogue

2 days later

Dear PastMe,

You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...

Si't it!noucn)g paruopl ot a,dn andhp"eep of het nda( efutreum hwta qet,ou "8 hatt i oknw smebrme tmcounmyi wnta.
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Its' ro u,oy it tslil ,aoyk terebt ovel ti n-ot- i leevibe etsg dan. Luavyeg s,tih ey,vr eerbmemr rweot ujst i yrve oyu lyabre utb nhew. Uoy saewdt usre eerw tpteyr.
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Drink 1602 ttadmied blmreop linfa on 72, ahd oyu 2160 rkindgni eebrmcde eerv in ouy dha oyur a dan. Pe,rfcte csoned mchu eht but yuro fahl nwt'eer of hyte mabcee eeniwtts rgterbih so. Dnutre are ni ahtn yuo ouve'y uroy dan uoy been erev iefl dasrtee,yy yhrtit rpaeiph. Ni it het oryu so yoru nad smlrepob ,ptecerf hratveew ruyo ahev bfmoetcralo nits' ryuo mnbu eyou'r uoy wno orf efotcloabrm rbani 'eyuor ot eafc kns,i in btu n'dot to esatk igodn imte eilf htat elfi ialynfl ton ftirs.
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Going 'sit egt oson btrete ot. Hdol tight. I uoy hiktn ibossle,p gmcino aer owkn tub t'ndo tteebr ysad 'tis.
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Vol,e.
Mielelch.
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P. S. Ozmo ni inevst. Ltil' noso 'sti eb aornpitmt ubt ekyp,s klie.

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