Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Ot i nda( of u,eoqt alpopru n,ad nadephpe" want 8" esmberm wokn awht tath st'i tufurmee !ou)ntigcn miountmcy teh.
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Gset it vbeeeil nda oyu, btrtee ayk,o ti i ro lvoe n-to- t'is tlsil. Yaeguvl reyv hsit, tbu ,yvre i just reowt bmeerrme hewn arbley uoy. Tesawd rewe oyu yprtet uesr.
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Nlifa ni ,27 and elpmorb you rndki dha dah on a you eerv 1260 6120 tdimetad oryu grnindik eedermcb. Wintseet te'wrne ,reefptc your amecbe hyte hcmu os eht fhla btu thrbierg sodenc fo. Dan htna ryhtti ,daeersyyt endtru erappih uyo ear in o'evyu ebne rouy efli uyo vree. D'ton ot in royu tbu yuor leif yuro k,isn iftsr so y'uoer avhe nogdi adn eptfrce, teh itme nmub aecf 'eryuo rfo ni nts'i tath balctoeomfr oury anillfy astek ielf tno oselbprm ot biran it teavrhew now ctoabflmore uyo.
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Ot get teerbt inggo sit' snoo. Ohld tthig. Eettrb rae 'its kinth mcingo tub nwko eslspibo, i uoy dsay dt'no.
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,vloe.
Mihlelec.
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P. S. Zomo in sventi. Kys,pe lt'il mtoantpir tbu eb sono it's keil.
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