Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
I nowk "8 ruoaplp n,da eebrmsm intcyoumm nd(a fo to ahtw ts'i neaphep"d het t!nu)nicog etufuerm etuo,q atth wtan.
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Stge -no-t s'ti velo rtebte uo,y oa,yk evelbie i it or ti nda isltl. Eagvlyu btu rlybae rvey th,si nhwe ,yrve ermremeb orwet oyu i sutj. Ewre esur uoy tptery wadset.
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Linaf uoy a ceemrebd ni irknd robepml ouy hda 2610 erve dietdatm no oyur dgriknni 0216 dan 72, ahd. Mhuc nscoed lafh abemec ehrrbigt ubt itnweset eht te,epcfr hety of w'reent os royu. Htan r,yestdyae v'uoye lefi urdnet uoy in uryo rae nad eebn yuo rthyit prhpiea ever. In ti iefl ton oyu the btu ruyo veha lnilfya ni mlbsorpe 'odnt onw ktsae ftirs y'uroe r'euoy nbmu ofr igodn tath ot yoru elfi ryou rbani nad lcootafbrme ikn,s afemocbrlto vrtwheae yoru os afec emti tn'is e,pecrft ot.
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Noos get iggon ot beetrt 'tis. Gitth hodl. B,poelsis ear ontd' btteer utb i 'tsi ikthn you gcmoni ownk ysda.
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Vle,o.
Imclehel.
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P. S. Zoom invste in. Kyeps, nomiartpt sono ikel ll'ti be sti' btu.
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