Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Prluoap atht teh 'sit immutncyo to emrfueut of dan, smbreem knwo penehdpa" twah dan( i ,uoeqt igct)un!on "8 awnt.
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Stlli eelebvi i -ont- adn yoka, estg trtebe it 'tsi ,uoy ro ti eolv. I vyer rmbemeer ouy augeyvl byreal sjtu wroet vye,r stih, tub nhwe. Srue wree ytetpr you swtdea.
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Kdirn nikgdnir rouy mdeitdta dan oyu edmebrce eerv a rblmpeo in 2061 ahd no nfila you dah 6210 ,27. Utb weer'tn uchm half esdocn os rpfe,tce nietewst yuor of ethy giberhtr mcbeae hte. Aeyres,ydt ear vree thtyir uyor anth dna y'euvo oyu eben rdntue eaprhpi ouy ni iefl. Mnbu etmi onw avhewert you femorocaltb lefi in tfsir to aehv os ,ftperec nad st'in ro'uye afec eht nto erpmsobl it isn,k ndigo o'eryu uory ofr yrou meclrofotba ubt nbiar to yoru keats ni tath odn't illfyna uyor eifl.
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Teg onso tertbe t'is gingo ot. Gthti dhlo. Mnigoc i ,iobseslp aer aysd td'on inhkt tbu oyu 'tis owkn trtebe.
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Oevl,.
Imcelehl.
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P. S. Envtsi in omzo. Btu kile i'ts ronmttaip noso eb il'tl se,kpy.
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