Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
8" rbemesm know wnat the ahtt paroulp nd,a ahwt tuo)n!ncig uurmefte to mucnimyto i qo,etu ehnpe"apd fo 'tsi (dna.
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Rttbee bevieel ts'i ka,yo setg ti ro it i nad ,ouy veol llits -nto-. Jtus i rtweo isht, but evry hwen gleuvya emreemrb rev,y you brelya. Eerw ertypt seru tsedwa ouy.
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Adh dan you kirnd no a rbdceeme ryuo anlfi 1062 ahd 72, yuo ttidemad 0621 broelmp erve dnkgrini in. Umhc btu eamebc hte rgtiherb lfah rt,cepef yuro ehty wentiets sdcoen fo n'rteew so. Ae,dsyetry eu'vyo yuo eebn yuor tahn haeppri nad efli ni ittryh rea vere yuo eudntr. Barni tno dan cfootlarbme but rfo tndo' rsfti eyo'ur fomltecoarb eomlsbpr ryou is'nt won uyor ni atth nifayll saekt to kn,si faec ni evah etvreahw ti hte ryou yrou f,rtepce mite mbun eilf oyu ot so oy'uer feli gnodi.
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It's ettber onso tge gigon ot. Hlod gitth. Ipe,slosb khnti nwok 'tis i but 'ntdo uoy etbrte era giomnc sady.
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,oelv.
Mhecelil.
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P. S. Vnties in oomz. Kep,sy tmotpnari tbu be its' lit'l lkie noso.
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