Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Adn( sti' teh fo to oinmutymc pen"pedah )gtnun!oic htat i owkn uaoplpr fuumrtee tu,qoe htaw "8 watn msberem ,dna.
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Litsl bertet it --ont it uyo, a,yko velebei adn vole gest i 'sti or. Yuo gaevlyu rebrmeme i rtwoe ,htsi ubt ujst rebyla evyr e,ryv nweh. Yuo pertyt eewr urse dseawt.
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Dtidaetm fainl rbpoelm irndk 0261 ni becmedre a uoy your nigikdrn dah dna 7,2 uoy hda on 1602 evre. Tbu t,prfeec mebcae os cmuh yeht 'nertwe ruyo eht ritbrhge fo odnsce fhal ewseintt. Lief in adn ear treudn pphaeri eebn erev uyro uyeo'v uoy yeyasd,etr uyo tnha thyitr. Ryou eloobcmtafr won aehv ianbr het erefptc, yuor faec tisn' meti to nto'd uoyr ahtt to nto 'ueory rof ubt tasek rteevahw ni ni diong 'royeu llianyf so it your lfie ikns, stirf dna yuo osmrelpb omfteaoblcr eifl unbm.
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T'is etretb oggin osno to gte. Hlod gihtt. Tnhik i but ,ssbopeli teebtr to'dn wokn ear gncoim you dyas is't.
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Vol,e.
Lcmeihel.
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P. S. Oomz ni sivent. Ubt ksyp,e t'lli be anpiomrtt klie 'tsi onos.
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