Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Ttah q,uteo atwn nkwo is't het "8 da,n efrmeutu n(ad fo ot bsrmmee aoluppr phdp"aeen imcmynuto twah i tn!co)ngiu.
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I oelv tlsli yko,a ti ot-n- ouy, ist' vielbee or tsge ti tetrbe and. Otwre btu uyo i ageylvu ,htsi ry,ve wnhe ebrlya tujs evry mbemrere. Setwda etpryt were eurs you.
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In uoy amdeidtt 72, omlberp no 0612 dninrigk a hda ouy rkdni rvee uyro dha rcedebme 0216 nda linfa. Fret,pec secdon tiwntsee os fo acebem uory hte tub yhet rbghteir rene'tw afhl muhc. Eben dna in yuo 'vyueo rtndeu reev edstrya,ey rieapph yuo rhtyti yuro ear hatn flei. Alofrbemcto i'stn atht aekst lief utb rinab ryuo uyreo' munb nwo uoy persblmo lmaortcbefo lfei ngodi ont dan etwraveh tond' fepte,rc to meit oryu in teh eoyur' royu ti ylnifla so ni sfrit evha ,iksn rof faec ot uory.
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Gigon 'sit onso ertbte ot egt. Odlh igtth. Ydsa t'ndo are nihtk etetbr 'sit i tbu ocgnmi knwo oyu i,osslbpe.
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,oelv.
Mcelileh.
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P. S. Zmoo ni nviets. But kile eb tll'i ,pksye si't oson iarnmptto.
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