A letter from September 24th, 2015

Peaceful right?

Dear FutureMe, I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties. Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't. Happy birthday. Love, Me

Epilogue

2 days later

Dear PastMe,

You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...

Ot the i fo urfemute dna, gnnoi)!tcu cimmoutny ,quoet "8 that twna eanhp"pde uparlpo st'i dn(a konw bmmsree awth.
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Ti tis' uy,o iebleve adn etbter egst evol it a,yko or lstli -n-ot i. T,ihs eryv aberyl y,rve errebemm yuo veyalgu hnew i torew tbu jsut. Rwee eyrttp you eusr eastwd.
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Dkrnnigi on itadmtde ouy and vree hda ahd nkdri a rouy mbcereed uyo polbmre 2106 1206 ifaln in 27,. Wtieetns er,epfct uroy trhrbgie the mhuc half eembac ewr'nte fo nsedco btu they os. Been ouy eevr rityth adn pirapeh vueoy' oryu in atnh nuerdt y,serdeyta rea fiel yuo. Yuro s'nit leorombacft lembpsro now iodng ni yuro fep,trce uoy're nda tub ikns, fitrs to eryo'u cefa rnaib htta eht ruyo elif tnd'o yuo otrmbeflaoc ahrewtve unmb tmei to ont ni so rof lfie nfiayll yruo ti aevh setak.
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Etg ggino to soon s'it tbtere. Odhl htigt. Brette you khnti utb dsya td'on i gminoc kown ,lpsieobs era si't.
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Ev,ol.
Llmcehie.
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P. S. In sivetn zoom. Utb ltli' be lkei 'tis es,ypk oons tiotprnma.