Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
That oictng)!nu phdpne"ae dn(a konw tis' "8 plupaor trefuuem the fo sbeemmr ntwa ytnimmcou wath i qu,teo da,n ot.
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'tis sgte sltli adn i o-n-t ebtetr ro ti oy,ka it uy,o beeeivl ovle. I bayler stuj roewt ugylvae ,yrev nehw isht, eyvr rmmeebre yuo btu. Tpryte dstwea reus reew oyu.
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0162 in dedtitma had flnia 6012 uryo dinkr and hda ercmeedb on reve gdiknrni lmropeb a oyu 7,2 oyu. Of uyor mcbeae so tbu cerpf,et the mcuh eitsntew grbireht etrn'we sncdoe hafl heyt. Eyouv' adn uyo raysedte,y vere rea ihpaepr in anth teudnr oruy yuo enbe efli thityr. Your nda vrhaetwe nibra eitm rfits tesak ecfa ru'eyo fbcreamtloo uyor s'nit semplorb tno eth nmbu uroy 'nodt ngoid iefl ot mofclboraet eilf ot repf,cte rof ahev e'ryuo ,nski that oyu os in linafyl onw tbu in it ruoy.
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Inogg 'its to etg etrebt oson. Hgitt hodl. Yuo btu ear ayds ont'd i ngmcio bpsslio,e tbeetr konw hinkt st'i.
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,loev.
Lmcehiel.
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P. S. Mozo in netvsi. 'tis noos eikl sy,pke oapmtirnt be but 'ltil.
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