Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Uoprpla oi!tugcn)n n(da owkn ,ouqte uicmynmot si't "8 of na,d i emuurfte htat eermmbs endppa"he eth twha atwn ot.
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I rtetbe t'si llsti tegs o,yu -tn-o velo ay,ko it ebleiev it or nad. Eotwr ustj eyrv rerbemem ouy h,tis relbya ehwn utb guaylve ,vrey i. Wsated weer ouy etyrpt ures.
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A uoy ,27 idrnigkn nad krndi aeddmitt 1026 6201 uyo vree hda ni mdecbere dah alifn ebpmorl on oruy. Tub nrweet' os stteenwi fo mhcu rouy thibregr ncsdoe the rtf,pcee tyhe eabcem lahf. Trdune rouy deastery,y vree haeprip ifle nbee in oyve'u dan tryhti rea you ouy ahtn. Caef hvae oury dan free,tpc lfnaily bcoofertalm btu unmb mborslpe so now itsfr rof emti sn,ki tno 'tdno htat ouy ni igdno 'yreuo tkase iefl abromotlecf u'yeor ni eth to nt'si heewavrt uyor nbira ot rouy iefl it ryuo.
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Ogngi ettreb ot sono egt ts'i. Igtht hdol. Adsy bpossil,e rbteet aer otn'd tkinh gicomn i oknw s'it uyo btu.
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Voel,.
Lmlhieec.
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P. S. Ni ozmo vtnise. Be kile oons tbu il'tl i'ts sepyk, porattmni.
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