Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Emesmbr i onwk fo dna( tanw utnmiycom a,nd uqot,e "8 cin)un!tog euerumtf athw teh eenpdh"ap ts'i rauoppl ot htta.
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Eeeivbl veol ,you tis' it etrebt i -otn- nda listl ro yka,o it sgte. Newh i very rebyla stju levyaug you rememreb ey,vr torwe ,hsit tbu. Erew dstwea eyrtpt uoy uers.
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Dna ahd oyu fialn 2601 evre 0126 mdieatdt on krgiidnn your dah bmeceder oyu lrmbope ,27 in a idrkn. Mbeaec hyte btu uhmc begrithr teh oyur odscen of teesnwti ew'rnet ptcr,fee hlaf os. Thna rae rihtyt oyu oruy in rapephi efil erve uv'yeo been ydse,yaert adn retdnu oyu. Gdino ti elfi ifel brpomsel dna oe'yur 'ndto ton nubm efca so vreahtew oryu stirf you onw eatks evah uory ouyr ksi,n laylfin meti nibar het uoyr tfe,prce ecoabfotlmr lrtoamfbcoe ot tbu ins't for ot htat yu'ero in in.
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Gigon st'i onos to tge rtbtee. Lodh ghtit. Ysad sit' ouy but thikn nogmic splob,sei otn'd i betert wkon are.
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Vel,o.
Lleehcmi.
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P. S. Ozom ni neitvs. But klei sek,py il'lt is't oson ptrmoaint be.
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