Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
En"aphped nowk "8 ou)i!tgncn atnw htat i atwh fo ,uqteo to n(ad rmtfeuue t'is ebmemsr eht rapluop niycutmmo adn,.
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Sgte it vebelie trbeet ro 'sit nda o-n-t i ovle still a,koy ,uyo ti. I tub ewrto rayleb evry h,tis ueyvgal ebrmemre jtsu y,rev uyo nweh. Oyu sure rwee eryttp taswde.
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Ahd on oyur 2106 ni dha ever oyu 2,7 emrbecde rinkd 0612 yuo kridginn nda fnila a orpbelm aedtdmti. Girbhert hcum so teswietn hfal ryuo ene'wtr tyeh eaembc btu teh of codesn tp,eerfc. Eerv yyee,atrsd than tyhitr yuo efli uyo veuo'y oryu pphaeri and utdrne rea eben ni. Flie in fro brnai yuro ot to frist fercbtmoalo it trfece,p ,insk ruye'o the t'isn iefl dinog 'ntdo u'eryo iemt so lcbtaoofemr ni uryo nlyalif not dan hatt kesta ewvrhaet fcae utb morbepsl mbun own heav yruo oryu yuo.
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Ognig noos s'ti ot teg tetrbe. Gttih hdol. Ttrbee htink nkow adsy i tub tsi' loissbp,e you rea 'ndot gomnic.
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Ol,ve.
Emihclle.
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P. S. Invtes ni omzo. Riotatnpm sit' utb ilek ,kseyp 'ltil eb oosn.
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