Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Eenphpa"d umtefure het mbmrsee nwko ttah ahtw it's ,and g)tn!cnuoi cnommtuiy lpproau 8" to ut,eoq awtn adn( i fo.
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Or i it k,ayo egts adn vleo its' u,oy ti tbtree lltis evbilee -ont-. But i tsuj vyer r,vye hwne rbemreem yelbra yuo vulagey wtero ,htis. Yuo eatsdw ptytre ewre rseu.
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Ni kdnri mebolrp oyu idgrnkin flnia ,27 0612 on uoy tiedtmda a 0612 hda ruyo rvee dah nad mbereedc. Lhaf rhbgrtei hyte the aceemb osndec e'rwetn so yuor p,efrtce tbu uchm twteisen of. Iharppe ni ifel been yrtiht rea etnrud ouy evre yuo ahtn vyoue' oryu td,saeyery nad. Dan mtei your eyr'ou ryeu'o vaeh to uyo rftsi ibarn ndo't rfo cmfoltboare lesmrbpo fer,eptc ton yoru lotfrecabom ni skate eht oyur i'nts wno htta eifl diogn tub oyru kis,n herveatw bmun os ti to eacf yllfnai in fiel.
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Teg sti' noso niogg ebettr ot. Ohld htgit. Days wkon tnkhi gnimoc reettb rae i uoy tub t'is ie,ssobpl ntdo'.
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,lveo.
Mhllciee.
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P. S. Tvnies mooz ni. Rmittanpo kile ltil' e,psky tbu snoo eb 'sti.
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