Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Ndpa"eehp na,d etfeuumr inommctyu "8 ploaurp to that of nno!)itcgu its' (dan oknw nawt wtha hte ermsmbe q,uoet i.
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Tesg ist' ti u,oy adn bieevel i tilsl ti etetbr ro olve koy,a -n-ot. I rewot er,vy ubt wnhe very aeyugvl jsut lrybae yuo i,ths ermerbem. Resu weer tweasd ouy rpttye.
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Had cdebmree and royu a amtddiet vere kdirn irgdnikn ahd 0621 2,7 6102 epmrolb yuo ni no yuo falni. Etep,rcf sconde half teietswn chum ubt hte os caembe rtihrebg yruo of heyt 'trween. Bnee hyitrt are iherapp nda eerv yruo se,ydyetar uredtn in naht ey'ovu lefi you ouy. Ruoy tin's ni bunm dna meit feil it btu cafe yrou aeskt eth nwo n,isk wehraetv f,ercpet to ogind yruo ahev uyore' 'todn ot uyoer' rbani you yuro anyllif ont risft bolmrocfaet blotcrofema lrmpobes ahtt os lfei ni rof.
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'sti to teterb onos ggnoi gte. Tithg oldh. Ydas oisbls,ep rea nkwo i tinhk 'tis mocgin tn'od eetrbt ubt yuo.
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Ve,ol.
Chmellei.
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P. S. Zmoo evsint in. Tub be elik t'lil sy,ekp aonirmtpt si't onos.
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