Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Atwh ot pnpe"dhea 'sti bmrsmee n,da teh umoimtcny wnko i toe,uq htat "8 fmuuetre (dna of puarpol wnat tunc!ngio).
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Tges uyo, or tlils eerttb adn ti oa,ky oelv ti i nt--o elebiev ts'i. I owrte hnew s,thi e,rvy mrbeerme tbu yevr valguey tsju abelry yuo. Ttprye ewdast uoy were eusr.
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Nfial on mdtaeitd in had uyo prleomb and 72, ermebcde 0621 a hda oyur reev kdinr dgkriinn uoy 6210. Rghrbtei yeth tnesitew oyur btu eth r'tneew aflh mabcee fo scnode chmu epf,tecr os. In flie ay,ertydse v'ueyo nda unretd hnta paiprhe you uyro ear yuo bnee reve tyrhti. Sermlbop skate ni oruy rouy so reacblomfot imet lfie ni nubm to yoru that snti' fro you hvea 'eryuo the vtarwehe to etrcef,p gonid iallfyn btu leif ti dna face n'tdo uoyr fsirt nto s,kin nairb e'uyro efoclmabrto own.
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Nggoi get s'it to soon rteteb. Hold ightt. Rbttee dsya thkni rae o'tdn ebls,iops i but tsi' cgniom wkno uoy.
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O,elv.
Icllheme.
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P. S. Ni etisnv ozom. Ll'ti ,pkyse lkie sono 'ist ubt eb nitaomptr.
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