Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
On)i!gtnuc of mocnytuim "penehapd i meteuruf ot 8" wnta wtah tsi' that onwk orlppua ,dan mbersme eth ,tqueo dan(.
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Nda s'it velo tbrtee i or -not- ,oyak egst ltlsi ,oyu ti ivelbee ti. Yvr,e i ubt braeyl euyvgal bmrmeree tjsu ihst, ehwn yvre yuo owrte. Etrytp oyu erew srue swtdae.
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Meebrdec 7,2 dha idtdamet fnila on 2061 rkndi drnkigin 0612 and uoy borlmep uroy ever uyo in ahd a. Cf,peetr igerrbht lfha much meeacb so ecnsod etitewsn hte fo tub eyht 'erenwt oury. And eevr yuvoe' in uyro are dsyayer,te nreudt ouy elif uyo rthtyi eneb htna piehrap. Ni not sink, roamcobeltf rof ti rouy ilynlfa uroy munb won vhea to tni's fiel ubt ni reyuo' uoy ot nda lbespmor tn'do nabri ecaobomrlft etim so fsrit oyru setka goind eyruo' ewaverht cfea fiel teh that ,tecefpr oyur.
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Teg gigno to btreet oson 'sit. Ghitt dloh. Uoy utb lsoes,bpi 'tdno ear i it's thnki sayd ettbre igcomn know.
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Ovl,e.
Lmhilcee.
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P. S. In vienst oozm. Il'tl ekil s,ykpe be 'sti naiotrptm oosn tbu.
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