Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
"8 oknw s'ti urpaplo wnta tgonu)n!ci cyoinummt wtha to apde"penh bmsmree uuteremf i dna( of teh tath dn,a tqoeu,.
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It adn sgte 'sit ro lveo a,oyk tllsi ti ton-- i oyu, evieleb ebrett. Oyu mbremeer stuj i re,vy hnew belyar rtweo ,tish yuaelvg ubt rvey. Tperyt oyu ersu ewsatd wree.
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Ahd 6210 a drnki 1062 ni yoru eecbmedr uoy 2,7 dna eerv indkring nilaf ouy no hda mtdetaid mpoblre. Uyro the eabmec ahlf utb so ndsoce fo itwteesn hrgebtir yhet uhmc ,epftrce er'twne. In estyeyr,da rephaip rea ilef itryth yuo oyru rdtenu erve uoy and tanh eneb ye'uov. Saetk oeombtcalfr in in iskn, own oruy ot ton ot obslmerp yuo feac ehva oyur ubnm orf d'nto lief but eht dgnoi ti sirtf os ifle ,etecrpf rtheavew nda uroy yuor s'nti uoe'yr etim toermlabofc thta u'yeor rabni lfyanli.
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Retetb is't tge ot nogig noso. Dohl ghitt. Tnkhi okwn sti' ubt ear 'ntod bertet you i ysda elsobsp,i igmonc.
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,veol.
Lmieelhc.
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P. S. Tesvni mozo ni. Tub arnpmtiot lit'l soon eb 'tsi leik s,kype.
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