Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Dn"ppehae oknw thwa umferetu ug)iotnc!n mintoyucm atth qeuot, ad,n ot teh 8" i fo wnta is't da(n ebrmesm aruppol.
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I rteteb koy,a dan ovel elbveie or y,ou tgse lslit ti ti -t-no sti'. Reyv, eotrw tsju eberermm i ervy lgevauy uyo albery h,tis wnhe btu. You rewe teawsd tteyrp eusr.
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In ,27 oyu mecrbdee yuo anfli 6201 lrepmob dha 2160 dna ddttamei on yruo dha a reev dgirkinn kdnri. Oryu so meceab nsoced ,tpeefrc lafh ewnettis tub hyet irgebhrt rn'twee fo teh mhcu. Pphraie ouy nad you vouy'e aer tytirh than tyery,sdea feil ni eundtr neeb uyro eevr. Utb ouye'r adn todn' f,ecetpr nto ifel oelfromcbat bianr eth oryu ouyr tath ftsir in orf wehatver ryuo nyilafl ti nst'i feil ou'yre rooftcbamle to fcea ni ouy eprsmolb ki,sn eahv your ubnm meit so onw gonid saekt to.
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Get oson to 'tis tretbe gnogi. Dhlo ttihg. Wonk rtetbe i ,spisebol nithk n'tod you rea mnocgi ti's yads but.
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Ve,ol.
Ilmeelch.
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P. S. Isnvte in oomz. Lkei btu sey,pk it's mrntoiatp snoo 'iltl be.
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