Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Upalpor 8" to uq,teo rtumefue awtn (dan the g)oc!unnti nmcymituo ep"denhap a,nd wtha i kwno hatt 'tsi of mrsmebe.
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Vloe stge i ti brteet ot-n- nda ,yuo or is't ti listl elevbei oyk,a. Bralye i sujt nhew y,vre tbu eyvr woert its,h uyo ebeemrmr veyaugl. Trtepy ewer uyo uesr edswta.
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Dna itdatemd mdeceebr ouy diigrnkn in ouyr knidr had beolmrp eevr 2601 dha ouy ailnf no a 1062 72,. Ecpf,rte oryu ewrtn'e tnieetsw esndco os yhte of hte muhc eemabc ubt aflh briregth. Ear feil erev eneb a,ytrdesey ahipper athn tithyr and yuo ni ryuo ednutr eovyu' you. Cfea inks, but cmlooebrtaf setka octmlebfaor ot ti eilf own frist nda to in ietm ofr ahtt evwhaert os ont oru'ye efil anrib uryo hvae 'snti teh aliylnf ubnm yoru yuor ,fcpeert odnt' oruy in rolpmseb ouy doign uoer'y.
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Gte niggo tbtere 'its to nsoo. Ihttg ohdl. Miocgn but are yasd ist' i nowk trtbee dn'to oyu s,oplibes hitkn.
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E,olv.
Hleelimc.
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P. S. In mozo tveisn. Tbu optmiartn elki ti's eb sono se,ypk itl'l.
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