Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
T'is d,na i ueeurfmt ahpe"nped nncgiu!o)t tnwa wokn nmitmuyoc memrebs of ,uqote twah (nda pplauor teh ot that 8".
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I ieelveb betert -o-nt ro tsge ,ouy lltis it y,koa vleo tsi' it dna. Ujst rerememb blraye yvre you s,iht ubt i aevgyul terwo ewnh ,eryv. Teawsd yettrp eusr oyu rwee.
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Vree 6210 ianlf ryuo rnikd adh on teadmdti a dan eemecdrb ouy 0162 rndniikg 7,2 lmeobrp dha you in. Snteietw ehgbtirr yuro e'etrwn eth yteh tbu ecbmae noecds of so aflh repcte,f much. Yritth naht udtren in eneb rea ouy evre royu ydsaytere, epiahrp uoy flei 'oeyvu dna. Yallfni yrou binar nwo flie heevartw o'yreu n'dot oerlbspm roye'u tns'i nto skin, to in ot yoru caolebmtorf afec rouy kesta atht orf bnmu dan pceetf,r het btu toafebmocrl so it ndogi stifr ni iefl iemt avhe uryo ouy.
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Bretet oons egt ot st'i oigng. Ightt hlod. I adsy tub onkw st'i gonmci oyu aer dtn'o betert elsosib,p kniht.
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Evlo,.
Clmlieeh.
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P. S. Oomz nievst in. Utb onos i'st p,syek be anttmoirp like 'llit.
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