Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
I nawt icnyumtmo thta si't the n(da okwn ,nad of ot den"happe "8 rpupola mreembs go)ntcn!ui teruefum oeqtu, what.
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I n--ot yao,k ist' tebetr ileeveb ltlis ti veol it ro you, and egst. Utb ryev eulvayg uoy when i tsi,h orewt tsuj r,yve rrbemeem rybael. Etyprt seur yuo erwe swaetd.
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Ikdnr anlfi 1062 you a dan in rdiingnk eevr bmeceerd 1206 on dmtaited had yruo 27, ouy mlrobpe adh. Sdenco swntieet tbu yuor cbmaee iebrgtrh 'etewrn aflh c,rpeeft tyeh os of het cuhm. Tanh yuo eevr ear ithtyr ,raedyeyst aprehpi in dan ilfe you utnerd nbee yruo euo'yv. To uoy lfei ecfa ewhtvrea ndiog iefl so eth adn amtorfloecb n'tdo ti ni yruo rfo lbcofeotram opmsrebl tmie ot ryuo uoyr'e nwo si,nk ktaes uryo nsti' frtsi ruoy ryoe'u eahv ylfnali ectrf,ep in htat bumn narib not tbu.
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Onso ingog gte its' berett ot. Tgith dloh. Ti's era tub pseilos,b hkitn cgnmoi days tbtere nkwo i ouy d'not.
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V,elo.
Eilehclm.
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P. S. Ozmo sientv in. Si't be kpsey, onso niamortpt but lt'li eikl.
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