Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
G)!ucinotn dhppa"een ot an(d dna, tsi' teh i lruappo euefrumt hwat awtn atht mrsmebe kwno qu,ote "8 inctymoum fo.
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Or nda lebveei ti tsill terteb it i sti' ayk,o ovle -otn- ,you gets. Sjut avyeugl enhw tub ylbrae i wtore remeermb rvey h,ist yrve, ouy. Ewer yuo atsewd usre rttepy.
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Nda oyu 0126 dmecbree no inrkd ttidmade 27, nigridnk 2106 dah hda nalif a yuro yuo vree ni lboprem. Ucmh er,tefcp hte bierhrtg ienwtest yeht os but ewe'ntr of caeebm nscdeo ruyo flha. Y,eyadters httyir and oyu y'veuo ouy ednrut neeb flie hnat oury reve in apripeh aer. So dna cefa uyor ouy feroalcbmto in vhaetrwe aekts kis,n item ns'ti ni nirba meospbrl eilf idnog ot yuro rstif orf aeocftlrbmo lief tno d'not btu ruyo hatt ti won yr'ueo ot eth ahev eru'yo p,crftee alyfinl oruy ubmn.
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Etertb to gte nsoo 'its iongg. Tthig ldho. Rttebe yuo onwk is,epolsb s'it 'dnot sday i nitkh rae comnig but.
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Lo,ev.
Himlleec.
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P. S. Zmoo in vseint. 'litl nsoo be iekl e,pysk 'sit btu omratnitp.
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