Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
8" ot adn( cti)nunog! is't eht fo n"ehpedpa tumomynci waht hatt emesmbr i roppaul nwat a,nd nwko u,oqte meturuef.
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Dan ro oa,ky it o--nt yu,o 'sit love btetre eeevlib gest ti stlil i. Tjus wnhe ealugyv rye,v i,tsh tub torew areybl yerv beeemrmr yuo i. Astewd yttrpe yuo rseu erew.
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A adh attmddei ndnigirk your 27, 2601 on infla mbeolrp rbecedem ahd oyu in 6201 drkni nad eerv oyu. Heyt os eeabmc but 'eewrtn yrou ndoces lfha neisttwe cmuh of erirtghb het t,efcpre. Nbee ni are hrppiea o'eyuv nad hnta netrud life ouy ever uyo rthyit yrou dtae,yrsye. Atht elborpsm and lief uroy teh niks, ry'ueo ofr to now oamebrlofct btu ti ifnlyal yuo bmnu so imet nbiar atesk rfist evah ondgi yruo tno fcea erfcpe,t ilef uryo cratooemblf wvrhetae t'ond ryou ot o'eruy in in 'ints.
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Soon erbtet tge ot inggo 'tsi. Hgtti oldh. Kinth aer btu yuo ts'i dasy nwko nt'od sselbipo, mncogi i etrebt.
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L,voe.
Eelimlch.
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P. S. Ni mooz nvetis. Eb noos ubt 'tis kiel ntoartimp y,pkes tl'il.
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