Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Atnw nepdahpe" knwo to tuimoncmy i ,dna d(an otgicn!nu) polrpua ,ouqet tawh htta hte "8 ts'i esebmrm fo umfreetu.
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Ti i erettb dna sit' or aky,o you, slitl it vloe eelbeiv tgse to-n-. Revy yuo wtore yre,v yuealgv sujt but eremebrm i when ylreab ,iths. Erwe tdeaws ouy eyttrp sreu.
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Erve leobmrp oyru dha kndri uoy niafl 2160 on 2061 72, oyu dah ni ngidknir ddtimeta a debecrme nad. Ruyo so ucmh teref,pc yhet alfh mcebea tub of ee'wnrt iertbrgh tstieewn onsedc teh. Ihpprae nduter uory ni 'vyoue ever ear tanh feil enbe thitry yuo yarstdyee, nda yuo. Ifle tmei fboortemalc yruo acef eth iarbn belpsrom life ts'ni ofr bumn ot d'nto htvrwaee tub yruo ruoe'y ot ton eskta sitfr uoy inyllfa cfptr,ee tath gnodi evha ni oebmtclofar 'uryoe your is,kn in nda so nwo ti yuro.
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Ingog etg onos 'sti trteeb to. Gtith hodl. T'si i wnko uyo era ubt sday dtno' rteetb ,silbspeo omcngi nkhti.
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Veol,.
Lclmiehe.
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P. S. Ni tnsive zmoo. Tsi' yp,kse tbu nttiparom sono eb i'ltl elik.
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