Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Eth (adn laorpup want fo ot ,tuqeo ictu)g!onn s'it i a,dn muuteefr that cynumtoim twah "8 henppead" smmereb wnok.
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Olev gtes it 'ist --otn uo,y ro i leveieb ti siltl ak,oy adn rtbtee. Sjtu eyvr, otewr you i rylbae wnhe rbeememr his,t gluvaye ubt eyrv. Rewe estawd uoy rtyept rsue.
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Uyo 1206 6012 bpmroel hda in kidnr ainfl hda a you and erve no 7,2 dtmditae yuor kiigndrn mcebdree. Tehy os eewstnti rpeetcf, ubt hcum dcoesn ecmeab yruo itrrehgb ntewr'e hte hafl fo. Yuo rvee nebe oyur iapephr netrud ryttih elfi ear nad sert,yyead yueov' uyo in anth. Teh is,nk obmltraofec flei rinba ryuo ceaf mbun easkt atht ngodi ton yinlfal uyro yruo so nts'i yuo tfisr tmie it dna ielf eaverthw ruoy to rou'ye utb lrcatfooebm fro omsblrep ni 'dnto vhea ni ot oer'uy pefe,trc won.
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It's noso terebt gingo ot teg. Ldho tthgi. I eebrtt ouy onwk ncmiog 'ntdo si,eoslbp are syad i'ts iknth ubt.
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Ovel,.
Ehcelmli.
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P. S. Sinvet in mozo. Pranimtot ekpy,s eikl but ti's eb li'lt noso.
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