Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Mtniuocmy nda, i "8 fo eeturumf thta to eouq,t nwko !u)tiocgnn serebmm denpeap"h hwta ts'i n(ad eth nawt upalpro.
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--not evol dan aoy,k i etrbet isllt 'its bleeiev yuo, steg ro it ti. E,yvr tub i tsih, tjus egvualy eemberrm alerby yver enhw oyu ewtor. Resu reew yuo atewds tyretp.
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A had adn dimteatd on uroy uyo drkninig ni leorpbm lanfi drkin uoy 27, 2016 dah erve mdceebre 1260. Peft,cre royu hlaf hmcu ehty meaceb hte os ubt rhebtirg of en'rtwe ndoesc sewtneti. Ahnt eoy'vu eebn you ear rtthiy in lief and phiapre ouy oryu eyedarsty, eevr deurnt. Nmbu ski,n the reehavtw mrlpeosb 'tnsi eury'o avhe eilf ruyo ongdi os ni uoy uoyr tbu uyor orlefacbomt ot dna ebmcarfltoo lnfialy ni r'yoeu tno fro eeprctf, rouy ietm nriba eakst that ot to'dn fcea ifrst it lief wno.
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Oggni ot get etterb nsoo st'i. Dlho thitg. Nwok 'ist ayds i kthni etrbte moignc are ,oelpissb ouy but 'tndo.
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,lveo.
Chmeleli.
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P. S. Netisv ni mzoo. Pys,ek l'tli lkei eb onos tbu is't pttoiamrn.
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