Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Okwn "8 d,an eureutmf hawt of t'si ,eutqo eth ebrsmme wnta uimmoncty nd(a atth epade"nhp !nn)gioutc to ppaulor i.
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-nt-o it tges akoy, oevl ibeleve 'ist i ti nad ro ,uyo illts eertbt. Sjtu woert byrale ubt vey,r erbmerem i uyo yevr when lgveyau si,ht. Pttrey you uers weadts erwe.
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Falin emlprbo a ni ahd yuo uroy hda 0621 ouy 6021 ,72 amedttdi on and bderemec ikidgnrn veer ndrki. Ebamec rtc,fpee flah wte'ern chum but sintweet so hgreribt hyet eonsdc of yruo hte. Veer bene in yuo flie yoru naht edrntu ydeesat,ry dna you are tthiry vuoy'e appiher. In eavh rtpecf,e tn'do orf ecfa atth so relspomb file ateevwrh nmub ruoy to ,iskn lemoftarbco oyur'e dgion the efil acfmolbetro tbu anbir ni ton ouy ot ruoy it i'tsn dna yruo taeks oyru itme iftsr e'oryu won yliflan.
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Inggo tge 'tis oons to bteter. Hlod higtt. Btu erbtet khnit sbepl,osi wkon t'odn uoy i rea oingcm dsay sit'.
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,oevl.
Lheelimc.
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P. S. Ozom ni svinte. Noso eb otrpanmti keysp, ekil 'sti lit'l but.
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