Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Niuc!no)gt okwn i coimtmyun ruuteefm wtna uprloap si't fo "8 o,uqte twha n,ad ot meemrsb hatt a(nd hte enpde"pah.
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,you tsge vloe y,oka tllsi 'ist it it ivebele etetbr nad t-n-o i ro. Brlyae you woret i er,yv eberremm stuj s,hit evry nhwe aylvuge but. Eusr wtased weer rttype ouy.
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Datmtdei uoy ahd rouy 27, 6210 a reev 1206 rikgnidn flian dha on emoblpr in mbederce rdnik dna uoy. So ntswetei btu rbrtiehg uoyr pec,ertf hlfa of ehyt cdoens retnw'e eemabc het hmuc. Ni uyo deyraet,ys uyro reev efil 'vuyoe nhta terdun heraipp aer rttyhi enbe dan uoy. 'dnto oebtmaflcro bmnu tksae yruo het olcrmfobtae ouyr temi our'ey elif ryou ni ouyr ruoe'y to rvhteewa but niogd nto srtif ,nisk 'isnt uoy raibn llaynfi ormsblpe nad acfe own p,etfrec htat eavh ot it os fiel rfo ni.
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Inggo ti's teg ot tbeert onso. Oldh ghtti. But 'ontd sit' tberte ibposs,le asyd rea i onicmg nkow kntih uoy.
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Eo,vl.
Hcmeleil.
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P. S. Isenvt in ozmo. Oniparmtt sono btu like keyps, eb tlil' sti'.
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