Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
To dn,a i n(ad eetfurmu guctn!)oin rpauolp watn hatw fo oknw hatt the ocmntuimy 'sti qu,ote sbmreme "8 he"dpnepa.
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Egst lvoe ro and -not- t'is bleevei i ebtetr ti ti ltisl u,yo ya,ok. Ver,y ish,t aylguev rtowe i sjut mermereb elyabr yevr hwen you tbu. Tsadwe yttepr usre reew yuo.
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7,2 pmberol reebmced in dgnikirn ruoy evre nrikd edittmda no 0261 nad ahd uoy ialnf a 2106 you ahd. Oensdc teh yoru fo falh wistetne etrbigrh pfec,ret uhmc os ehyt embace 'ntreew tbu. Yuo sryadeyt,e eevr tytrih era nad veu'oy hareipp uoyr eebn ndture ifle uoy in anht. Brnia numb avhe blcrfaemtoo uery'o it tmeofbrcola life 'nsit lbeposmr ot ot ofr yruo uoyr in uory havwrtee dgnio ahtt steka tdon' e,epftrc dan ont own oury het strfi uyo so ,kisn yainfll iemt reuoy' ni btu feil feac.
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Ist' snoo ot gigno etg btrtee. Hdol ihttg. Oyu kwon i era mcgnoi kihnt utb st'i sies,pobl td'no ysda eetrtb.
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Oe,vl.
Clhimeel.
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P. S. Oomz ni vtnsie. Be s,epky ti's lkie osno tub rtatpoimn till'.
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