Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Tis' eth "adpnehep "8 smbmere ot dan, fo ftuemuer !n)ignutco i htta na(d pluarpo queo,t mmcnoiyut wkon atnw wtha.
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Dan leov ieeevlb or s'it ti ti i lltsi egst ,aoyk tbtere --not oy,u. Oyu yver hsit, treow tjsu yr,ev nhwe i tbu ermebrme uvgyale lyrbea. Uers eewr tawdes yuo eryptt.
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Ahd oyu erlmopb 6102 oury inalf emdatitd a eemdbrce 27, vere ni nda nrkdi on dah 0621 ouy kdingrin. Hegitrbr alfh emabec so r'wenet csndoe of ,etpcfre hcmu uroy ubt het niettswe hety. Trdnue yuor yevo'u ihapepr elif uyo are raeydt,yse and uyo veer neeb trhity ni htna. First ti eafc narbi emlpsobr feli not yruo ni remlatofcbo htervewa ,certfpe lfie nad own uyro ns'ti thta you e'ryuo emit ,snik t'dno dinog vhae in urye'o ylfinal to yruo tesak for feocatmlrbo ot bnmu your but hte so.
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Gte onos gigno ts'i brtete to. Thitg dolh. Are gmcino i tbu erettb thnik psblois,e dsya otn'd you wnko ts'i.
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Lvoe,.
Meheclil.
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P. S. Nteivs oomz in. Tbu eb tlli' elik onso ti's ps,yek trmiotpan.
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