Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Nwat oyinmtumc rutfmuee htaw ot teh wnko t)inngu!co i "8 t,uoeq of dan, adn( semrebm tath ruapplo ti's pnep"aehd.
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Okya, i ti rbeett uo,y ti's ti ro elov adn --otn steg listl eeielbv. Tsuj tbu worte ehwn oyu embermer aelrby i y,erv evry evlauyg ,htis. Uoy astewd urse eerw eprtty.
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Nfali rkndi 1260 had yuo adn uoy maitddte orplbme 7,2 brecdeem 2106 a reev dah gnkridin on ni royu. Of dnecos rp,tceef btu so rnewte' etntwies reigrtbh thye the eaemcb ruyo ucmh alfh. Yrtayedes, eevr rouy trytih o'evuy nda efil rneudt ni hant uyo nbee ouy prehapi era. But uyo to ondgi orf crtloabfome t'ins tn'od tno ranib irsft tepc,efr ahve elfi alnliyf dan sn,ki eth munb yuor temi wno reouy' oryu lfie torblofcame oyur in to so ti rmlbepos yoru oy'rue fcae ksaet eewatrhv in ttha.
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Noos teg gigno teertb t'is ot. Thigt lodh. Sleispob, ndot' nhikt tbu era t'si treetb days nomcgi ouy nwko i.
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Voe,l.
Iecmhlle.
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P. S. In omzo stnvei. I'llt oosn irotmtanp eps,ky kile is't be tub.
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