Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Hawt konw da,n tis' edpaeh"np iugco)!tnn eutrumfe of the rsbmeem ppuolra that 8" i (dna qu,eto anwt cmyitmnou to.
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Gtes still nad or uy,o ,kayo s'it i ti ovle tbtere elbieev -ot-n ti. Nwhe aylreb veyr tsju ,eryv uyo lvagyue reowt i eremmbre siht, but. Atdwse eurs ewre uoy rpytte.
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Erve 27, dnrik yrou yuo rigdnikn ailfn 0216 adh uyo 1206 no imteatdd a bporlem eermdbec and ni ahd. Umhc eht donsce yhte tub half fceerp,t teteinsw 'rewten os ebamce heribrtg of yrou. In oyu hpaierp and htan ,ytesraedy drnteu uoy ryihtt eilf uyro 'voyue rea ever eben. Frcpte,e your naibr tsake to nmub wno imet eterhwav aecf ni,ks taht ot it nda eth yuro in lliaynf elif in uoy btu os uoyr ofltrecmaob vhae r'eyou yuor oidgn eosbprlm ielf fro ritsf nto nto'd tnsi' otmabefclor e'yruo.
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To retetb gonig etg st'i nsoo. Hlod itgth. Tis' utb seblpsi,o i trbeet igmcno tnihk nwok uoy od'nt ysad rea.
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Voe,l.
Llheimce.
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P. S. Mooz in tvsnei. Klie tlil' ,yeksp tub prnottmia nsoo be 'tis.
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