Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Eurftmue of bmmseer ,nda onkw to thta cno!niut)g eth te,uoq i uaplpor ti's hawt tawn (dna mytcunimo ppaneh"de "8.
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-nt-o or eebtrt ti s'it koa,y tisll and vleo beieelv ti ouy, gtse i. I rve,y rlybea ehnw gaelyvu utb mrmeeber ouy this, tjus yver roewt. Rwee ytertp yuo erus daestw.
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In adh 2601 a ,27 lifna mtdiadte on 6021 you irnngkid drnki deceerbm dha eevr uyor nda rpbmleo ouy. 'enwter so flah ensodc ubt pfee,rtc mhcu beecma ergbitrh ouyr ittensew eth teyh of. Uoy lief you hitryt oeuvy' tahn ruoy and ebne prhiepa in eevr rtdune sd,eytryae are. 'nsti 'euyor eth nad seobplrm ifel rabin tisrf not ik,ns flie etr,cefp ni royu ot aehv taht eafc ruoy uoy etaks ruoy ot ruyoe' gnodi uroy own ni unmb tbu 'tdon oolremcfbat miet fro eahrwtve os lfnayil it arltobecmfo.
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To onggi sit' etetrb noso teg. Tgthi dhol. I dotn' are hntki p,eibslos 'sit dasy mingoc tertbe but wokn you.
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Elo,v.
Micheell.
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P. S. Ntisve oozm in. T'is tub eb tnroampti sono ekps,y i'tll lkie.
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