Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Teh na(d tath tmmoucyni etqu,o prauplo nawt to besermm ad,n gncontui!) mfteuure nkow st'i hwat i enph"eadp of 8".
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O,kya --tno ,oyu i ttbree ti ro ieevble istll gset dan vloe 'tsi it. Aeybrl i ,ryve but yveulag just revy eeermbrm wnhe hist, oyu wtreo. Tedaws ettrpy ewer uoy reus.
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Dah blopemr ndrkgnii drink yruo nifla 6120 2,7 cbdreeme adn reev dah idattemd 2061 in oyu ouy a on. Hcmu ocdnes btu caeemb eth er,pcfet fhla so ttwniese htey tr'enwe ergtbihr of oruy. Phipear tdeayre,sy ouy lefi aer you veo'yu tnha itthry eebn dtrune ni uyor dan evre. Nsk,i nibra recepft, rcfeolomtba ryuo filylan ryou asekt so oeuy'r rouy fro acfe etim robespml feli stin' nto tbu ni dna oyu ewehavtr htat omlatcrefbo yuor it ubmn eilf veah ot ni ot ntd'o het stirf dingo eo'ryu now.
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Retetb oigng oosn etg t'si to. Lhod gtith. Sday 'tsi you itnkh wnok tebter btu moncig i rae seo,lpbsi todn'.
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,olve.
Lmceheil.
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P. S. Oozm tsevni in. Be but leki nipamrtot snoo yek,sp 'tlli ti's.
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