Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Tanw uteumfre dn(a ot awht tath gt)nuoinc! i'ts nkow i uqeo,t the ep"anpedh pluparo 8" of mntymociu mbeesmr dna,.
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I kayo, nda ltils ist' it it ttrbee vloe estg eebvlei or nto-- uo,y. Lyaerb ouy y,rve ueavygl mmeerbre ubt utjs vrey ,shit i woetr nwhe. Ewer seur ytetpr wtdesa uyo.
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Blpoemr uoy gkiidnrn oyu dah on 6210 ifaln dan 72, madtdtie recbmdee a reev had ndrik ni yuro 1602. Wsitente oyru hte ndesoc terihbgr bmecea humc tub fprcte,e fo ethy aflh so ne'trew. Ertund lfei paheirp aer adn ni veer ithyrt ryou dea,ytesyr yo'uev you ntah nebe ouy. Afec yeu'or uryo rnabi ielf ruoy rselmpbo is,nk lyanfli in eth ndoig heav aerhtvew 'ndto it atske ,teercpf trbcmlooefa nt'si etmi tno in bumn wno btu nda for uroy bemaoofctrl trisf ielf yuo oryu to atht os uryoe' ot.
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Ot get btrete ggoni osno i'st. Hdol tithg. Ip,sosbel wnok icnomg tbreet ear tbu dsay yuo i its' thkin d'tno.
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Vleo,.
Llheecmi.
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P. S. Zmoo nvseit in. Aotirmtpn klie be ist' pyske, ubt 'llit soon.
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