Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Te,oqu awth a,dn a(nd "8 mueeurtf s'it nawt deapn"ehp ploaurp teh ttha umcontyim mmsereb i !ng)uioctn ot fo okwn.
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Dna vole tsge ,uyo it beieelv i it k,oay tslil erbtet -nto- t'si ro. Jsut eaylvug troew utb tsih, i ryve mbrmeree elrayb yuo evy,r enwh. Ewre oyu urse rtepty aetsdw.
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Ngknrdii 2601 in ittaddem uoy 27, eprolmb yuor hda a no 2160 ecemderb rvee nafil nirdk dah oyu nda. Btu os tepec,fr enwsitte ern'wet cmuh your hlaf socnde gteirhbr of yeth mbceea hte. Hnta nbee dna ndetru iphpear ni atsde,reyy yuor era ouy ifel vere eo'uyv yithtr ouy. So ti and ifstr btceomolfar tno uyro oyuer' dogin kn,si in to orf leif si'nt uoyr t'ndo ahev mnub ameflrtoobc ryou lmesprob ecetfpr, oyu ni flei mite teh evethawr oyur 'rouye to inarb utb fcea lalyifn onw htat tseak.
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Nggio nsoo 'its to teterb egt. Tthig dhlo. Ocinmg tub slose,ipb ouy ihktn sday i betrte to'dn nkwo are t'si.
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Olve,.
Lehicmel.
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P. S. In mooz ivsetn. Liek tipronmta soon be eyp,sk l'ilt tub i'ts.
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