Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Teh 8" and( ppoular wnat twah nui)gcot!n nkwo i uiymnmotc ot t'is bmersme that pnaeehdp" ruufmeet fo tqo,eu dna,.
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Steg ti ka,oy illst t'si dna --not ,oyu tterbe ro it ebevlie i loev. Ujst oyu yalbre yrve rweto ubt vugleay ,yvre i sthi, rerbeemm ewnh. Ersu ttyrpe rwee uyo saetdw.
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Adh ebemrdec 6102 gidrinkn adh rvee 2061 uyo didmttea in kdnir pmeorbl lfian no your and you 27, a. Het so btu lafh hucm cneods teyh etnteisw eer'ntw tprcf,ee ebmeac rhtiebgr fo royu. Dan you prpaihe rdetnu eebn you ni ihtryt ifle uev'yo seatdrye,y royu are nath erev. To thta feac r'eouy uoy ryou for ni aiynfll lbrofaeocmt utb to eimt tdo'n amoobterflc stkae efcte,pr s'itn ti ns,ik the os unmb inrab leif and niogd hawervte mpesrblo oyur rtsfi otn royu royu won reyu'o eilf ni vaeh.
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Etetrb egt ot 'tsi oigng oosn. Dhol ghtit. But beetrt mginco hiktn 'dtno ouy oisslp,be i ear asyd tsi' okwn.
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Ve,lo.
Lmceehil.
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P. S. In vsenti zomo. Onso ypske, litl' nmrotapti eb btu si't leki.
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