Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Tsi' wath i to of myctinoum "8 uetreumf nda( prualpo hepp"eadn t,eoqu i!gctnonu) eth sebmemr that an,d natw onkw.
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Ieebvle it it to-n- llsti i bttere ro ay,ko ,oyu tges i'st lveo nda. Tbu i newh ryev sjtu ,hits ememerrb terow berayl ,vrey uyo valeygu. Dewsat oyu etyrpt weer uers.
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Ebmrecde had uyo erev 6210 amdettdi 0216 mplbreo dah flani dna gdinnirk ouy 2,7 in a rdkin your on. So oyru heyt berrtihg onceds hte muhc hfla 'tnewer tfrceep, mbeeac utb snttweie fo. Are vree uoy in dan neutdr oury nebe ifel ouyv'e rhttiy tnha hpraepi uoy eytyaders,. ,sink eht odgni strfi royu ecbortflamo aveh so faec anirb sbrpemlo feil uoyr ktesa ni atht dan 'ureoy nwo uyro rfo eilf marotcoelfb ti ouy eitm avwthree to 'istn numb flnlyia ndto' ero'uy ptf,cree uyro otn in ubt to.
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Ot get st'i treetb igngo oson. Tgtih dohl. Tbeter dysa ear i nwko ib,pssole uyo 'tsi ubt ikthn mngioc ot'dn.
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Vloe,.
Elchimle.
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P. S. Zoom entsvi ni. Onos ti'll eikl rpnmtaiot 'tsi ys,pke eb tub.
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