Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
To uuterfme of ad(n nytmcioum atht hawt teh okwn 8" g)unci!not an,d uppoarl wnat i i'st ,etquo "pepaenhd sreebmm.
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Ayok, gtse eebilev -t-no 'tsi ro rtebte ti i ,ouy adn ti evol siltl. Utjs raelby i uyvagle ortwe ry,ve ryve tub wenh ,iths erbmmree yuo. Wree watdes reyptt ouy reus.
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Eecrmdbe nda no rignndik a 1206 ,72 uryo ni laifn hda ahd eadtidmt you drink veer rlpmebo 0261 ouy. Bmceae os tbu snodec ntewiets lafh ribehgrt ree'wtn eth of they cftepr,e umch oyur. Eevr hrpipae oyur tys,raydee ytthir ouy e'youv tdreun efil ni been and rea ouy hnat. Iefl ndoig tub y'uroe peboslrm the nlylifa yuo dton' that lfie ory'ue itsrf own nbiar yuro to fc,epter caolbrftmeo ruyo tmei ti so to dna is,nk hvterwea for takse ebormfcotla your mbnu nto ni si'nt have in feca ouyr.
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Teg to soon ebtetr i'ts gigno. Ttigh dhol. Ubt ttebre ktihn okwn rea sbpes,loi sdya i 'odtn oyu 'tis gcmoin.
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,vleo.
Cmiehlle.
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P. S. Itnsve in omoz. Illt' be sono mitrtoapn tub si't psk,ey leki.
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