Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Ot ,qoeut d(na upoaplr 8" mtiomycnu fo ttha s'ti antw mersbem thwa hte utio)ngnc! hpp"aeend i rmteefuu ,and kwon.
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U,oy ti tegs ist' i loev ro ayok, it tn--o libveee dan erettb ilstl. Ualeyvg oewtr blarye nweh sujt eryv i rremmebe v,rey but isth, you. Eusr yerttp were oyu wstdae.
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You adh 6012 6012 ahd rvee redceemb oruy kridn dan no dtdmatei 72, fnial ngikrndi oebmprl a in uyo. E,perctf aflh sdocen hte wneert' btu griehtbr much of tehy isttnwee bemace os uyro. Ni ruyo t,dasryeye uyo ahtn ouy treund eben rae vyeou' htityr efil eevr nad aprehpi. Btu rombslpe ruoy 'otnd nubm srtif oryu to it taht so skn,i yeu'ro nda etim ngido rof won uryo thvwerea ni ifle teeprfc, rbnia in y'rueo batroemlcfo ilfe s'nit heav atesk eth yifnlal ot yrou olctfabreom not oyu caef.
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Get etbret osno nigog to sti'. Thitg dlho. ,ssplbioe ear moncig kwon oyu ydsa tkihn i dotn' tbu etetrb tsi'.
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,elvo.
Hleimlec.
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P. S. In omoz netvis. Be osno itnmtparo btu ,sykpe ltl'i ilek 'sit.
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