Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
I teh htaw nowk atht natw omuiyctmn rmeesbm "pdpnehea ppauorl !ntoicng)u eefuumtr 8" t'si d,na et,uoq of ot na(d.
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Oelv ltlis ti ton-- ro dna tsge ts'i ,you ebrett eeebvli i ayok, ti. Very, i ouy sith, ryleba guyleva henw emrmereb woter utb jstu eyvr. Sweatd sreu yettpr you rwee.
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A 6201 rvee 2610 ni adn oyu hda royu dah ,72 ikgnrnid etditmad dnkir filan obrpmle on oyu rcebeedm. Het osdcne so of hcmu ubt rteenw' hgtbirer caemeb ewitsnte oruy lfah they ,rtpceef. Thiyrt yrou elfi ni yuo thna eov'yu eed,rytsay erve bnee rpieahp nda oyu detrun aer. Is'nt uoy to eth lief it oyur e'your tferep,c wno btlfrcemaoo nibra bmnu temi llniafy os yrou eatks youer' in ethvwera uroy nis,k tfris fro fiel have d'ont oatoremcflb btu ttah acfe not gdion nda ot oepblmrs uryo in.
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Giong get noos its' etetrb ot. Gtthi dolh. Ti's thikn trteeb i adys ubt tond' ear eb,lossip omginc onwk oyu.
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Eo,vl.
Elmciehl.
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P. S. Zmoo ni esnvit. Maopritnt ke,ysp ubt noos 'lilt ikle t'si be.
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