Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Han"depep atnw meuefurt wonk st'i q,ueto ot i !inutgcn)o htat membres ,adn fo ppraluo het awht (nda 8" tynmicoum.
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Ti ieevbel n--ot retebt loev 'tsi ti okay, ro o,yu i iltls tseg nda. Eowtr abyler hewn ,hsit yver uayglve i ujts bmeemrre btu ,evyr you. Ewtsad reyttp uoy uesr eewr.
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2061 ever 1602 on ni a adh dah finla bemdrece atmdedit dan 7,2 yuo ouy nigidknr ruoy irkdn brelomp. Ee'rntw neiwtset sedonc etyh teh fo rhtregbi cbmeea ucmh lafh oury os but pf,teerc. In uoyr ovey'u eebn uyo you prehapi ttrhiy nad tyrse,daye eerv lfei nhta rea neudtr. Nt'od ont ,erctpef iondg ti eakst leif mblfoacoter s'nti het iefl heva fro lnyafli ot rtweevah tsfri in in efac yo'ure 'ueoyr os blotfcaeomr uroy meit nmub oury rbian but in,ks nad oruy uoy melspbro won to atht ruoy.
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Onos ot teg sit' tbetre onggi. Ghtti lodh. Oyu 'tond mincgo but era wnok dysa solpeibs, rebett ts'i nktih i.
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Lo,ev.
Hlmiecle.
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P. S. Tevnsi in omoz. Rtmtaoipn but leki it's noso be lit'l ksyp,e.
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