A letter from September 24th, 2015

Time Travelled — over 5 years

Peaceful right?

Dear FutureMe, I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties. Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't. Happy birthday. Love, Me

Epilogue

2 days later

Dear PastMe,

You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...

Watn athw da,n nmiutmocy rpaoplu n!tugonci) t,oeuq the n(da t'si wnok dnh"peaep semermb eruuftme i fo ot "8 thta.
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Ovel esgt eeevbil 'ist rteteb i n-o-t ti ro y,ou ko,ya lstli dan ti. E,yvr s,hit i yegvalu utb ujts realby toerw yuo yerv eremrbme nwhe. Rpytet erwe dawste uoy usre.
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Vree eolprbm in rginkndi yuo dknri and on oyu a 2601 1620 royu 72, dah tadtidem dcmbeere dha failn. Afhl oryu utb of os umch secndo ewitstne netwre' e,fcrpet ehty mbecea eht eghbrtir. Rea hnta ihapper uoy rtnedu bene dan ouyr ni dyee,arsyt evre you trytih iefl uev'oy. Ot yoru you spmobelr it dna bunm aecf tcefe,pr lnlfiay the nabri so uryo in rfsti uory ehva that dnt'o elif ton ni snki, yruo nwo ubt t'ins life etim ot omtebcfoalr sekta eocfmtoblra ngiod eavhwert fro uer'oy uy'oer.
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Rbttee get ot noso gigno ts'i. Ghitt lhdo. Nowk yuo nmocig i ndto' 'tis ydas khitn rae utb os,lipbse tberte.
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Eo,vl.
Ihlcmlee.
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P. S. Sivnet zmoo in. Ypek,s i'ts be ikel illt' tontrmipa oosn ubt.

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