Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Da(n pralpuo that whta fo cmumotiny to 'its dan, que,to wkon i )ugotnn!ci ebmmser hte pdehap"en awnt 8" etrumfue.
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Akyo, tgse nt--o or tlils i nda ti 'ist ettrbe it beeleiv uy,o vloe. Ouy eeremmrb nehw ertwo vr,ey tsih, ryebla utb vyre i vulgaye ustj. You ersu rtpyte ewre dewtas.
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Eevr oplmreb gkndnrii dtdtaemi 2061 dha rindk 2106 uoy uyo nda ,27 ni on ialfn eecbdmre yuro a hda. Heyt os tgbhreir cumh of entwesti tbu uory eht afhl bmeace ntrewe' ,cprefet ecsdno. Nhta uyove' are in vere piepahr you nad dre,etaysy you rihtyt oruy udntre been lief. Atht uyo'er oyuer' orf uryo royu imet heva nmbu nlyalif flei ceaf wetraveh ot ni,sk nad dno't loctmarobfe etcefr,p ont inodg to itsn' os abftroelcom uoy tbu efli rianb in yoru ti the trisf now srbeplmo royu kstea ni.
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Onos 'sti ognig ot bretet gte. Hodl htigt. Dtno' asdy elsbios,p btu coming ear ti's ebtter thnki oyu i oknw.
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El,vo.
Ihelcmle.
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P. S. Envtsi oozm ni. Ekyp,s be llit' leik tis' utb soon amtnirpot.
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