Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Fo ttah and( atnw incmtmyou qou,te waht 'ist the bmmsere wnko happe"end adn, pualopr uuefmetr t)goicnu!n i to 8".
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,yaok ti itlls etrebt veol 'sti it tges n-ot- oy,u and i evleieb or. Utb yluagev yr,ev bemmeerr lbreay ryev weort shti, i whne yuo ujts. Asetwd rsue reew trpyte ouy.
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6012 ruyo you adn on 2,7 2061 a mtdidaet nifal ahd ever nnirgikd dah rknid erplbom you cbeedemr in. Eth so tbu rouy mceeba lfah itrhbger te'enwr wtsiteen cmhu ce,rtpfe fo they snedco. Hnta dna lefi yuor era veer papirhe bnee yuo rihytt uoy earydtey,s in urdetn 'oyveu. Nirba now froceamtlob lyinlaf ubnm ehav ielf os idgno in si,kn yuo ot ton nda nt'do etkas ompslber ti r'ueyo in teravhew uyro uory lefi rfo btu ue'ory itme pecre,ft hatt tin's moracoeftbl uroy rsitf efca yruo eth ot.
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Trteeb ongig ot tge soon ist'. Dhol ttgih. You asdy are t'nod utb sti' thkni cgmnoi wkno better slpb,oesi i.
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E,olv.
Lehmceli.
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P. S. Sietvn zomo ni. Btu oson iltl' be spkye, nprtotiam eikl 'sti.
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