A letter from September 24th, 2015

Time Travelled — over 5 years

Peaceful right?

Dear FutureMe, I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties. Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't. Happy birthday. Love, Me

Epilogue

2 days later

Dear PastMe,

You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...

Twan i it's ytounimmc n,da p"npheeda fo pporlua ruemefut twah mebsrme ot tath "8 the wnok n(ad in)outgc!n ,tequo.
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It yko,a teetrb or i olev veelibe ,uyo t'is siltl it gets nad -n-ot. Tub uyo ustj thi,s yvre y,rve twreo henw i lugavey ybrela emerermb. Stdewa ures yuo rewe tyeptr.
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A dah lmrobep on hda oyu 2,7 uyor dna uyo dmeecbre dikrn in 2061 2106 eevr tieaddtm linaf iknnrgid. Brhegrti weettsin so eht oyur eacemb but htye fahl uhcm endcos of epcfert, eetrwn'. Ni oyu lief ueyv'o ahtn s,ryyatede vree nad enbe erphiap rae ryou undtre you hrytti. To so bloermps knis, onw ryou eyr'uo tbu ilef ainrb e'rouy nto uory imte frsti it eotafclormb adn ot wavhreet 'nist eptf,cer ni rouy uroy hvae ifllnya lfie nubm you eth asetk taht feca rof rlcotabmoef giond tdno' ni.
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Ettrbe sit' ot oons niggo etg. Hldo gthit. Oyu otd'n si't cgonmi rea sib,sloep ebrett asyd tbu i kwno tknhi.
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Ovle,.
Iellcmhe.
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P. S. Vtseni ozmo ni. Pysk,e monpairtt be keli tub ti'll 'sit onso.

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