Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Smrebem uuemtfer nad( mctiyumno to i p"eanepdh hatt wnko nonitcg)u! 'tis uetq,o atwh na,d of uapprlo ntaw eth "8.
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Yo,u oayk, -on-t ro nad vole tgse ti ltsli eevebli 'tis i ti rteebt. Wteor tujs tbu ,siht nehw rememreb vrye rvy,e euavylg ouy realyb i. Ttyrpe seur uyo erwe atwdes.
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Ndkri no 2061 2,7 ahd oyu emedbrce opblrem midetadt you ifnal uroy a nda dgiiknnr eevr ahd 2061 ni. Uhmc het os flah ceaemb of cpfetr,e tbu wnseiett wrntee' osdnce rhtibreg teyh oruy. Nda vree leif hatn vy'ueo pairpeh ndetur uyro ihttry ni uoy bene rea oyu tyd,eayser. Birna feac your ond't ni rof so nad ahve niodg i'tns tksae aorcmlfbteo teh aoomlcterfb imet unbm ertp,cfe oyu lnfliay ruoy u'eory yoru ot it lfei waverhet bsmerplo tirsf own tno ot in ruyo k,nsi efli htat btu u'yroe.
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To etebrt ignog get 'its snoo. Dloh ittgh. Lio,sbpes gmncio are do'nt i ist' ubt yuo iknht know dysa etbret.
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,levo.
Eilemlhc.
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P. S. Iesntv in mozo. Ts'i ,spkey lli't ubt eb ikle onos marnioptt.
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