Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Ufueermt htwa euq,to oknw het fo adn( atwn i ermmsbe tis' to uot)ngci!n that 8" iytmoumnc paluopr n,da penhdap"e.
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Oelv lslit ,you it a,kyo i it elieevb or dna tn--o stge s'it rebtet. Yr,ve rmeeermb nwhe ugyaevl very you raebyl his,t btu i jtus werot. Uers ptyter you wdteas erwe.
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Dkrni you dha adh on 0162 ditmdaet gdniinkr in veer drcmebee niafl a 2160 oury 72, elmorbp uyo and. Os tbu wnter'e epe,rfct humc mbeeac ittwsene fhla of oyur bighrter osdcne the heyt. Deyte,yrsa nhta in tenrud are eben yttrih you uyo yruo dna ueo'yv vree efli riaepph. Now temi ainrb ot ot in adn oury ureyo' ti t'sni bunm ni your ruoy ifle e,ftcper etska n,sik hte matfoelrbco dogni y'orue seopblrm rof taht os yuo otn hvtewrae oryu ifle tifsr lfbreomatoc cfea tub ehav nt'do afllyin.
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Gogni ot tbetre etg noos ist'. Dloh ihttg. Kithn i owkn ydas dnto' goimnc tbu oyu ,ilesosbp ettrbe era 'tis.
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,olve.
Eeicllmh.
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P. S. Ozom ni tnesiv. Oons lkie ysp,ek 'sit be lil't irtoptanm btu.
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