Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Atth cugo!tnn)i owkn atnw of (nad ot s'it an,d phnade"pe ,tuqeo eersmbm the "8 i wtha utmnmyoci ruappol rfemtueu.
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Ovel ti nda retteb it's esgt ko,ya ,yuo sllit i ebeliev ti ton-- or. Lrabye ustj sh,ti vrye i yuo whne tower btu mrrebmee v,rey egavuly. Yuo ptyrte eewr esru satedw.
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Dngrikin eedbcrme breolpm nailf 7,2 kndri 0621 uoy yuor ahd nda in dmttidae on uoy a 0261 dha reve. Fhal they bmaece btu cnseod fo repcetf, oyur trhergib te'nwer entietsw so het mhcu. Prpeiah ni ovy'eu evre nrdeut trtyih eebn dan you ryou uyo era iefl yedtaerys, ntha. In yuor wno teim uryo erlombtaocf ifsrt n'dot lfie kseta atht oruy os ti pectfer, ni adn otn ibnar ctooebalfmr fro ot lfnyali btu uyor oebpmrls ou'yer k,sni ot teh ehtarewv igndo elif uoy avhe nbum cefa oyrue' 'istn.
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Retbet onso gnogi its' gte to. Hgtti lhod. Nd'to cmingo sdya are utb nokw i i'st eetrbt oe,isslbp ouy hnkti.
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Ove,l.
Leiehmcl.
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P. S. Ni zmoo teisnv. Be ikel k,yspe oosn l'lti itmnpoatr btu sti'.
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