Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Of ttah ymcumotni nad( p"neehapd waht 'its uqeo,t memrebs awtn apulrpo 8" fmerteuu i okwn to het ad,n nti!u)ognc.
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Oelv y,ou o,aky llsti ts'i i it eettbr nda ro -o-tn vlbieee tesg ti. Yuo utb eluygav henw sujt lreyba veyr roetw rmmerbee yr,ve siht, i. Ruse swated ouy etprty eerw.
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Oury in 1620 cmereebd dha on hda you eimatdtd reve ilfna nda a rkdiginn nrdki ,27 0162 you mblproe. Refctpe, eacbme etgibrrh afhl of uroy etyh odensc so enteiwts eewrtn' cmuh btu eth. Oyu nutedr hierppa htan ifel in rttiyh uyor er,yatsedy aer nda eebn 'yovue oyu ever. Ro'yeu akets meit ibran ogidn ryuo pmselbor nda ni uyo so lanifly mubn dnto' rtisf ilfe fiel uoyr het in ,tcrpefe it its'n yuro nwo btrloeofmca btu vhae brlomoaftce e'your yuro nto rfo ttha ecfa twhreeav to ikn,s ot.
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Noso to s'it gnoig rtbete egt. Tgtih lohd. 'ntdo cimnog eosps,lib i it's ysda rtbeet yuo but owkn rea ktinh.
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,lveo.
Lichmele.
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P. S. Oomz nivste ni. Rtpimtnao t'ill but 'its be oons pyes,k ekil.
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