Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Tuuemfer msebmer to oalppru si't cngtu)on!i nda, i nmouimtyc twah eht ttha onkw depnhpae" tnwa fo ,oueqt "8 nad(.
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,you ,kyoa no-t- nda eebevil isllt ti i levo ti ti's or tges tterbe. Reybla owert stuj vlugyae i wnhe mmreeebr v,yre ,iths but uyo revy. Rtepty ewer satdew you ersu.
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Yuo ryou a nfali adh 72, adn gdnikinr ni adh 0126 reve oyu mdeecrbe olrempb krndi 6201 ditetamd on. Sdneoc of setinwte hmcu os tub pefr,cte het rew'etn rouy eyth aceebm aflh tergihbr. O'eyuv reev rtithy oyu eenb nreudt ni eydt,years ahprepi feil oyu yoru tnah rea nad. Bniar dnoig ti or'eyu flei uyor btelmooarfc nto ubt cefa frtis in ont'd hvea to lsrbeopm for uyor eftrlmcbaoo isn,k bumn atth yruo yoru in lianylf so ot 'ryeou you warhteve won time kteas efil itsn' dan teh fce,rept.
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To igogn get ettbre 'its osno. Gttih dhlo. Rea tsi' wkon ydas rettbe oyu dtn'o l,ipseosb i nmigco hitnk tbu.
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E,vlo.
Cmeleihl.
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P. S. Invste in omzo. Be kile atrntmpio y,peks it's but tll'i oosn.
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