Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Okwn tqu,eo lourpap nd(a oummnytci "8 n!iocng)ut ttah phdpa"nee ,dan to want of reuumfte htwa i eth i'ts rbemmse.
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Tsi' ti --nto isltl u,oy vloe erbett sgte yo,ka nad leieveb i ro it. But blaeyr ,sthi rwteo oyu i membrere utsj vrey henw evr,y eagulyv. User rwee wetdas yuo rtpyet.
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1260 uoy dna idknr 7,2 mdetiatd ouy on emrcebde 2016 eoblprm in dah uyro a afiln hda vere nrdkgini. Teh cebema chmu so lahf oyru btigerhr e,ftcepr ethy but fo necsod esewittn 'enwret. Eerv nda rouy yv'eou athn ni hareppi ear oyu tdunre ifel eneb yhirtt rysayedt,e oyu. Nyfilla olmbresp ,insk nmbu tsrif ot ti uoy fcea teh eaehrvtw in fro o'dtn 'euroy ouyr 'oryue dan loatmfrboec have kaset that uryo ni ubt os won dgoni stni' ot cetrfp,e brani yruo etim fiel oyur afoctblerom ifle otn.
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To osno rbtete ongig it's etg. Lodh titgh. Yasd uoy rea wnko ti's don't ikhnt utb eretbt sblip,ose i imogcn.
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V,leo.
Clemihle.
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P. S. Ni mzoo vnsite. Like eb oons il'tl spey,k btu rnioapmtt tsi'.
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