Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Lupprao si't hte (adn d,an i 8" atwn !gunncto)i atth u,tqeo toiycummn to nd"eaephp uumefetr nwko fo ahtw rbsemem.
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It it ,ayko ltlis elbeive love 'tis ro trteeb gtes yu,o i on-t- and. Rlaybe ,yver i tub ryve wtero wenh jtsu oyu eermbmre ihst, gvayuel. Tpyert resu you dwates were.
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Nliaf 0621 idrnk no uyo emiddatt dan a 1206 vere yruo adh ceemredb yuo 27, ni rnigndki dha lberpom. Mhuc het eenr'tw yhet eabcme petefr,c osnecd trhbeigr btu so yruo estenwti hfla of. Ni aer nedtru bnee e'yuov tyirth tey,adyres yoru lfie adn ouy pperiha ahnt erve you. Eacf it abnir but n'sti eifl tmocerfbloa eht ot t'odn ktsea taht your strif dna rlacombtfeo ruoy c,eetrfp ni won sbprolme yuo ot imte ahev fliylna idngo ur'eyo ton os unbm ofr ni yuro yoeur' leif knis, atvwehre oury.
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Egt si't ogngi snoo ot tbeetr. Lohd gitth. Hinkt you imgonc t'is ayds psibleo,s d'not aer konw btu bettre i.
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,vleo.
Lhmleice.
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P. S. Oomz nvetsi in. Skp,ey be oons li'tl topamrtni leki ubt tsi'.
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