Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Mremebs miutnmyco "8 i !n)ionguct d,na p"ahnedep nwok ahtw nd(a of alopupr to teh ueufremt qo,ute 'sti ntaw ttha.
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Iebelve teebtr t'si ti nda esgt kyoa, ou,y i stlil or ti lveo -o-nt. Tub revy i,ths ouy when ustj roewt rbmeeemr lebayr r,yev i lgeyvua. Ouy eerw etrpyt rsue sawtde.
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Uory ni veer addimett nda 6021 72, yuo failn ingidknr had ahd on a oberlmp 1260 yuo irknd mcebreed. Netwer' isewntte tyhe tehbgirr coneds os of etfce,pr uhcm cmbeae oryu eht tub lfah. Yuo and thytri lfie rvee ouy hatn eenb era uey'ov ni erdaeyy,ts ierppha uyro redutn. Lfei now oru'ye utb you ttah yrou ofoabetrcml mlrposbe yrou nad os frtsi ot the flynlai for ifle theaevrw nabir munb reyo'u cfmebotoalr ton ot ercpft,e etksa in vahe oyru ,skin dnogi nits' ti in ntd'o rouy eimt cfea.
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Soon get etetbr inggo its' ot. Gitth dhol. Retebt uyo btu ,oeslbspi s'ti i ear no'dt ktnih nimgco syda nkwo.
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Eolv,.
Cheeillm.
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P. S. Mozo ventis in. Ts'i t'lil btu be atinprotm nsoo klei yskep,.
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