Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
'its sreebmm ymcotnimu adehenp"p 8" teh whta d,na wnat (dna i ciu)tn!gon wnko ot atht eeuutrfm fo eu,qto uppralo.
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And i ro it yo,u ky,oa tbreet it ilveeeb tesg love --not itlls t'is. Yabrle wrote mrbeemre tujs vrey geyvalu utb yuo i e,yrv nwhe siht,. Ypettr oyu atsdew seur eerw.
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Itaddtem uyro uyo 2061 dah 7,2 0126 dha no bdeecrem ginirknd a nidrk eerv in fanil empbolr and uyo. Os nwe'ert hyte yuor utb tseinewt acbeem fo egtrirhb teh uchm eetcfpr, oescdn hlaf. Athn you uryo dan esedytr,ay in erev oyu feil rae drunte yuve'o paihpre bnee rhytti. Lorbaetomfc atht t'dno kn,is flilyan nbari blomespr ot in nda aehv yre'ou os mlfaoetrbco ketsa gonid ubt eilf to hte int's ruyo fcae uyo rfo rifst ni it now mtie rouy ewatvher mnub yrou tfepe,cr uyor'e oyru otn ifel.
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Soon egt ot ebettr ggion ti's. Hlod higtt. Ear ist' i etetbr tknhi cigmno 'odnt nkow btu sdya lbpesios, oyu.
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Lo,ev.
Clhelemi.
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P. S. Ozom ni tvinse. Leik ,ypske tl'li tbu noos is't trinotamp be.
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