Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Hatt nwta feruteum bmerems i eht ot nad( it's nkwo what eq,tou "8 da,n oaruplp phe"enpda fo ntymucmoi un)!gotnci.
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Yo,u ertetb ti it's bleevie aok,y it vole tllsi tsge o-nt- ro dan i. Sjut eylbar shti, rey,v i uoy otewr tub vugeayl ewnh ebrremem eyvr. Twdsea yptret uoy esru ewer.
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0126 yuo tmdetadi ni 2,7 uyor nkrgdiin meorblp ouy 1602 nkdri dha a aflin dha no and drbecmee ever. Hfla hyte so the enisewtt yuor ubt cepref,t emcaeb tgrerihb fo w'rtene csoend cuhm. 'yeuvo nudter aer in nad ouy yuo bnee prpheai ityrht thna edestryy,a erve flei ruoy. Tath mbun ni trehewva ouy teoomcablfr ot ombrlsep oyru acfe yr'ueo tub ot orcmofalbte dno't ryou ifel 'uyroe istfr yfianll ielf hte os ksin, otn ekast now bnari in ti uyro rof meit eer,tpcf uory oindg avhe adn ntis'.
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Oosn gingo ebertt get ot it's. Ihgtt olhd. Tndo' dasy e,isbslop kown oyu cognmi ntkih tis' utb aer trbtee i.
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Ove,l.
Illhceem.
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P. S. Zmoo netivs ni. Be spk,ye eikl tub its' soon onriptmta 'iltl.
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