Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Het etrufuem waht antw wokn nd,a rbmmese st'i "8 uplroap oiymnuctm ot haende"pp ut,qoe fo a(dn thta gnu!c)toni i.
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Evelibe it i bterte iltls dna -tn-o loev or gest oyu, oa,ky t'is ti. Ryeabl whne sutj oyu rmrmeebe but vyer, eotrw uegvyla ist,h i veyr. Ewer ouy eusr dwstae ttrype.
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Dnikr a rdcemeeb erve on oury 2160 hda in 0261 uyo ianfl grnnidik 7,2 you dha dtemdait nad mroblpe. Ehty maceeb utb ,etfperc oyur os hlaf umch of tbrriegh swetntie 'erwten teh seondc. ,eyytaersd are aepprih eben ifle tyhirt in uoy uoyr rnetud vree and o'uyev ahtn you. Nto tfe,cper ouy veetwahr bpmresol bcafmoltreo frtsi bunm ti mfoacreobtl in onw otn'd lief in saetk mtie rouy lnaylfi gniod ore'yu 'ntis dan ruyo leif tbu to ot hvea snik, orf oe'yru rinba hatt oruy ruyo teh caef os.
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Snoo teg ot t'is gonig teterb. Githt hlod. Tbtree era knwo igcomn nihtk but aysd uyo ond't s'it i lieopsb,s.
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Olv,e.
Cliehmle.
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P. S. Ni zomo vesnti. Es,pky elki oosn be tbu 'tsi tl'il ionarmtpt.
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