Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
'its rupaopl utermfue twha rembesm onuitcymm teh and( ot ,qeotu i)n!guntco ,adn i fo wnta atht wnok "8 ehdanpep".
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Litls nda yu,o rtbeet ti n-to- i setg ro s'it eeevibl koay, it elov. I mmebrree it,sh woert evry veyulag but sjtu ewnh you r,eyv alyerb. Uoy pertty dsweta sure ewre.
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Oyu amddtite 1602 had ni recdbeem nlifa ryuo reev 72, meprbol dha a and on 2160 uyo rigkndni indrk. Erhbgirt doncse so fo repceft, eyht isetewnt utb eth mcebea 'werten lfah ucmh ruyo. Rntedu eben yitthr deteaysyr, flei hnat uyo reve ryou era rpapieh in adn you ouey'v. Cpfre,et cfae uory yruo ryou eht won not gnido ifel ouy in evtwaehr estka etim ifel yeor'u tub avhe ecrtomaolfb nad ou'ery nsi,k uory so ofr to sni't ni to htat o'ntd lynlfai umbn isrft pmbslroe ti ianbr bfoomacelrt.
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Sit' teebtr to soon gigno tge. Ttihg hdlo. But i sady leisp,bos rea ttereb htnik tdno' oimcng onwk its' uoy.
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L,ove.
Ecimlehl.
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P. S. Oomz tsievn ni. Eb tbu si't liek speky, t'lil sono tmoaitrpn.
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