Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Ntwa "8 of the to e,utqo pa"epdhne na(d i nowk rmesmbe tahw )guonitnc! uolprpa i'st mtrefeuu mimtucyon dan, atht.
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Tn--o 'sti it or ilstl it vleo uyo, evebiel i gtes k,ayo tetbre dan. Ervy aelgyvu vyre, uoy tbu nweh yrealb wroet emrreebm i shit, ustj. Epytrt were user ouy dawtes.
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In ever a ndrki oeprmlb dah ,72 dnknrgii ouyr 0126 on idtmtead dna 2016 uoy edeebrcm nilaf oyu had. Beeamc flah eth mhuc seoncd of oruy os rthebgir twitsene te,repcf ehty een'trw but. In httriy rvee nda 'evuyo yuro unretd eahpirp yaydres,te ebne are ouy elif uyo than. Nmub adn oruy otn it ietm spebmrlo utb ouy het oyur face ryou aehv tni's efil to won ni orf tkesa ngdoi ibnra cerlotfmaob lilafyn u'eyor to dot'n ahtewvre kni,s ttha os fooctemlarb uyor rsfti epf,rtec ro'yue ni elif.
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Tberte onos get ongig to st'i. Lhod tihtg. Yuo is't 'tond ebttre i mngico selsiob,p tub nhtki onkw ayds aer.
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,eovl.
Heelclmi.
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P. S. Ntvise ni zoom. Rtmnitoap utb t'ill t'is ilke be pe,sky oons.
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