Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
I n!)cuotngi eth turefmeu nda( u,toeq tath ulpropa smremeb eendap"ph fo s'it atwn thaw ot 8" nwko oiyntmucm dn,a.
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Nad ti ovle ,oyu siltl tn-o- or i'ts i lvieeeb tbeert it etgs ,kyao. Bleary lueayvg h,sti uoy jtsu i tweor e,yrv brmeemer btu yevr wneh. Rypett rewe uyo swtaed reus.
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Anlif 0216 ignkrdin ,27 yuo oyu a dah on 1026 uyor adn in atdetimd ecmeebrd kdnir elrmbop reve hda. Dceosn hierbtgr fo your yhte en'trwe hmcu acbmee esntiwet so utb feprt,ce the alfh. Are bnee athn ifel dentru nad eevr oyu haiperp uroy you ev'uoy ithyrt ni dteaysr,ey. Wtreeahv ilef ersmlpbo bloetrocafm in ingdo ,kins anyillf ruoy'e fcae ins't bnmu ecoamlfbtro ttha os tmie heav r'ueyo ton oruy setka tn'od fsitr to rof yoru won uryo hte uory ranbi adn ti but to ni ielf ete,rpcf uoy.
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I'ts ebettr noso nogig etg to. Htgit hlod. Kown syad i ubt tn'do aer gonimc hkitn ist' ebtrte ouy blo,peiss.
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Voel,.
Elhiecml.
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P. S. Ozom esntiv in. Utb osno ist' eb tntmoraip ky,sep ikle t'ill.
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