Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Ucnyomtim want teh (nda nad, 'tis teufermu tath "8 ahtw aphpde"ne emsembr ppoualr ueqot, i fo ing!ut)con to nwko.
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It esgt nad 'its biveeel tbeert oevl llits it otn-- yo,ak i or uoy,. You yvre, tsuj yuglvae emrmereb i tish, nhew ylbare ewotr ryve utb. Tawdse pyetrt yuo sure weer.
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Adh nad mdidatte irnkd nidinkgr dha ni uyro a debmeerc uyo 0126 2061 yuo aflni 27, rvee on bpmoelr. Oryu ewr'tne hte rgebithr os emcabe lfha ncsoed tyhe of seetnwti ,epftecr tub cuhm. Ovu'ye edutrn adn elif ni are nhta y,etryeasd uoy irepahp oyu oryu thiyrt nbee erve. Uyro ot faec ouyr wno ktaes os ont r,etcfpe teh in htat oletofrmabc sfirt lfei feli yuo fro dniog olerpmsb e'oyur albcfrmoeto in emit i,kns oruy ynailfl aibrn dna ot 'inst u'ryeo ti oyru etvwarhe nt'do tbu nmub vahe.
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Noigg ot 'its get rbeett nsoo. Gtith hldo. Tnkhi 'nodt peolbs,is ts'i bteter but asyd i rea you kwno oimgnc.
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V,oel.
Mclhelie.
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P. S. Zoom ni svitne. ,pskey eb but i'st oaptirmtn leik ill't noos.
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