Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Naeppdeh" htat teemufru n,ad nkwo ount!cgi)n "8 da(n het of thwa toqe,u mmcyiuont i'ts i merbmse tanw ruloapp ot.
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'ist listl lvoe eielveb i sgte ti or y,kao and no--t trbtee ,ouy ti. Whne i vrye rlabye r,yve memebrre ujts werot vuygale utb ouy sh,ti. Ewer dstaew uyo seur etrytp.
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Adn adh kindr reve 2,7 mprbeol nnridigk in ouy a on flain 2160 mcbedeer dha taedimdt 1062 yoru ouy. Pf,etrec embaec ythe het of higrterb mcuh titeesnw fahl ubt cdneso os 'enerwt uory. Reve leif rae ntha eyvou' dna rudten ouy ni uyo nebe ryuo adryste,ey haeprpi yritht. Uryo it iemt oryu latbrmofceo tath ni'ts saket aribn ecaf for elif not ,nisk ou'ery eerftc,p in utb the os gdnio royu and ouy now 'ouyer itsrf aewrevht umnb omrceoabflt vhae to ni ylfianl uoyr efli to 'ontd rspbeoml.
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Etg oosn oging tis' ttreeb to. Hldo ihtgt. Utb are dnot' i you ysda gimcon bertet sti' nokw hknit lbessio,p.
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Loe,v.
Lhmiceel.
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P. S. Ozmo in isetnv. Onso kpes,y iekl lli't utb i'st eb tpmiaonrt.
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