Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Mcoitymun thwa taht mbserme ts'i dpphna"ee ot d(an tnwa roapplu uoignt)cn! ownk of i eth "8 t,ouqe d,an uumtfeer.
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Nda tsi' eibveel egts it rttebe --nto or i ti yo,u lislt k,yao elvo. I isth, elagvyu rlbyae utjs wrteo utb very you ewhn ermberme y,rev. Reus erew wtsaed teprty oyu.
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Uyo veer dnirgikn preboml hda oryu in dtdaemti 1602 nkrid no ebecremd 0216 2,7 nfial dha oyu nad a. Hcmu wene'rt tub eecbma uyor eyht hte fhal os ,rcpetef wsetenit rhtiegrb dscneo fo. Uevy'o uyo you are than adn eben ruoy drnetu dyerest,ya reve yttihr in elif pehpiar. Ruyo ematbcrofol ni ot utb yoru estka ateevwhr you hatt to os ep,ecrtf dan vhea mocebltfaor ietm ti 'snit cefa sblporme bunm eifl ingod s,ikn nto tfsri fro eifl het ruyo ouyr yfinlla 'yreuo anbir own ni t'ond 'euroy.
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Gte iogng to 'ist rbetet oons. Hlod ittgh. Uyo tis' are tndo' i cgomni iepsbslo, tikhn wnko btu ayds brteet.
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Olev,.
Leecmhil.
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P. S. Tvsnie in zmoo. Ilke but eb noos 'litl aritponmt ekp,sy its'.
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