Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Ts'i "8 nad, erumfuet of sberemm i n(da )nng!tciuo wkon rpaupol ahtw twna ot ouqt,e pea"hnepd mumcnoyti ahtt teh.
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Ot--n oelv slilt i dna u,yo or ebeeliv etsg ti trbeet koya, 'ist ti. Yrve, abeyrl s,hit veyr uyo orwte but i sujt reebmerm ehwn vuylega. Eewr twesad yuo eusr prytet.
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1602 inlaf yuor had dan tmtddiea no molebrp 2,7 mbreeedc drkiinng you reve uoy ni 1206 dnkri dah a. Os bergtihr btu flah 'enetwr heyt mbaece hmuc het oscnde of ,ecetrpf yrou ewetitns. You flei uryo ruedtn 'vuyoe ni aysdyetre, and htna vree oyu bene yihttr phpaeir era. In ,epfetcr ot nda nts'i tbu fro tahverwe mnub omocfalerbt now oeury' ouy lflnayi ,iskn in otdn' akset yuor yrou iongd ielf feli frtsi veha to tiem uory eacf rainb hte ttha ruoy otn it erolbmps reo'yu so eocfbotmarl.
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Ingog etbetr to soon ist' egt. Ihgtt dhol. Nd'ot onwk tub inhtk you i asyd esios,bpl rae tis' eebttr mnicog.
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Eov,l.
Cmllieeh.
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P. S. In zoom einsvt. Klei 'sit 'tlli prtnoatim be oons ypesk, btu.
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