Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Dnphap"ee ,and of natw wtah thta "8 toynumcim ot i meersbm a(dn nkow igno)cntu! fmuturee ouqt,e tis' rppluoa eth.
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Dan stge i ouy, ro ti koy,a ovel evilebe it t-on- t'si sltil brtete. Nweh meeermrb ubt ouy vlaeygu i ,isht vyre lreaby yv,er owetr utsj. Rtytpe esur weer you wsedta.
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Yuo adn nrdik dtateidm you in brdemece 0216 on 27, a mroeplb nlaif vree dkriignn ahd 2061 dha yuro. We'rnet os ibhtegrr thye ceebam hfla ewitestn humc of hte ryuo tbu cdsone efct,rpe. Ni yuo eppahir you ifle adn evu'yo ntha eevr tdeurn ruyo rea hrityt eaey,ytsdr ebne. Oyue'r leif obcalemtfor elotfoambrc ,cepfetr own avthwree uroy its'n os nto n,iks munb ogidn dton' iemt abrni yuor ti in ot aefc rof uoy ni tub sreblomp hatt ilynfal heav nad eth to royu fisrt setak uroy eifl 'yuroe.
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Nsoo ti's gte ot niggo rebett. Ldho gitth. Btu htkin onwk rebtet yuo are adys i bis,lpoes 'otnd mogicn 'sit.
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,elov.
Lelimech.
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P. S. Ni ventis mozo. Tub speyk, 'tsi leki tl'li be noos tpanitrmo.
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