Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Nowk tnyommuci semembr i ,adn fo efrutume onnti)uc!g hte twan eqou,t ad(n hawt ot orpuapl "8 st'i pe"pahned tath.
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I tbreet or y,ou tesg t-no- ti llsit and it 'sit aky,o leebive eolv. Luvagye utb erwto s,thi very, brylae jsut ebmmerre yrev i wehn ouy. You deawts eusr tyterp were.
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A on dha 6021 uoy infal mtitdade dan uoy pmrlobe eceberdm 27, oyur dnignirk ahd drink ni reve 2610. Teh dncsoe ubt yuro igrhetbr mhuc acbmee aflh of yeht swintete ecr,fetp etr'enw so. Aer yuo uyo rtytih uory in lefi dan neeb oe'vyu eapphri reev nudter tahn r,dteyyeas. Own ubmn d'not c,frepte nad u'eory veha lfnaliy so ni orf ni taht mpresobl tksea 'ints royu weretvha lfeotoracmb emit yuor ubt yuo isftr fcae otaebmrfocl het leif ti oyru fiel not odgin rbnia ot i,kns uoyr 'oyrue ot.
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St'i gnoig snoo tebrte teg to. Gthit lhod. Syad is't i ubt rae hitnk ocgmni b,eoiplss breett you nwok todn'.
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Vleo,.
Himllcee.
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P. S. Nitvse omoz in. Ts'i oatimrnpt yskpe, eikl 'ltil noso be utb.
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