Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Eth raluppo nd,a oequ,t hwat want 8" a(nd "adpephne tuomncmyi atht nkwo to bmesmre terumfue fo st'i tn)uo!cnig i.
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Tslli elov i bettre ti t-no- bivelee sgte oyu, ts'i and ro ti yo,ak. Oyu i yerv, tusj mereremb h,ist byarle hnew uyalegv tub ewtor yver. Trypet aswetd suer oyu reew.
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,72 bcerdmee a hda no fnlia pmeorbl dingrnik rnkid ni uoy 6102 0261 eevr uoy nda dha idtdteam oyru. Of hte onescd tub yteh cprefe,t aebcem so tsteinwe ntrew'e rtgeirhb royu lahf ucmh. Ni terudn ntha parpieh you rae dna uryo vere ouy syeetr,ady eilf ebne 'yuveo tyithr. Feli eitm rabni mbnu roeoacftmlb ni utb cfeter,p ni yafilnl oyur ot aetsk nsit' to cobfmrtleao dont' htta onw ecaf snki, royu gniod it tno emoprlsb orf srtfi eertawhv ryou yoru euy'or lfei uoy re'you eth dan so heav.
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To ignog egt oosn brette i'ts. Hgtti oldh. Btrete ntikh icmnog yuo slsbipo,e i rae but o'ntd dsya nkwo ts'i.
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,lveo.
Mleechli.
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P. S. Mooz in visnte. 'sit kiel e,ksyp 'tlil oson eb ubt toirpnatm.
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