Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Athw i tiuocmymn the reebmms oniuncgt!) wnat (nda ts'i nowk ot porulpa atth fo qo,etu n,ad ueefrutm hnapepe"d 8".
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Ti veeileb sgte erettb i'st or nad ,oyu ti -not- k,ayo i lvoe lltsi. Rmebeerm vaguely enwh re,yv jsut uyo lyaber rtweo yrev i utb th,is. User wree oyu dstaew ypertt.
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72, ddaeittm ecbdrmee on 0612 ahd had uyo dan 1062 oyru lfnai a dnkir rvee moerlpb in uoy rdkingin. Of afhl yeht odsenc btu tnetwies rrtibheg mcebea ruyo ftrpe,ce ee'rntw humc hte os. Eevr thna ryou uyve'o dan eayyters,d ni yuo elfi eebn nrdute pahriep ouy are yhtrit. 'ryuoe ehva to eth efca ebrmolps to wno tub os atlbormfoec mloofatecbr ni ti kisn, tmie atth mnub arvthwee rof life in trsfi uyo lyifnla kaets ruy'oe ouyr fetcrpe, nto st'ni rainb godin yuro dna oyur flei ont'd ryuo.
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Ggoni ot eetrbt si't gte soon. Hdol itght. Are ncgomi bteetr inkht t'si t'ond uyo i nwok sady sle,poisb but.
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O,lve.
Llhmceei.
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P. S. In omzo neisvt. Be tanitpomr kile btu yespk, 'tsi oosn tl'il.
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