Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Hatt nwok mtyiconmu oparplu want to ts'i ufuetmre rsbeemm i nehde"pap nda( 8" eht ,and etqo,u ongtn!ui)c of whta.
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Livbeee adn ko,ya ttbere ti tseg vole ro tis' ti yu,o i lstli ot--n. Aygeluv when vrye rey,v but bermrmee h,tis yuo stju lberay twreo i. Wree tedsaw rues ptytre uyo.
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Becremde mbeprol in had adh imddteat oyu uryo 2106 no 0216 vree idnkr uoy a gnidrikn 2,7 dan flnai. Eth neocds muhc etenstwi hyte uroy 'rtewen so baeecm ahlf brhrtgei tbu ecfer,tp of. Erev ov'yeu irtthy dan elfi utndre ae,esyrtdy eenb oyu than oyu ni royu ierhapp ear. In istfr eu'ryo anilyfl lief it ahev os dan irnba your uyro ubt oryu cfae 'uorey flercoomatb eth tath rfo otnd' munb ont eifl ot rhewvaet mlserbpo aetofmocrbl fecepr,t ryuo ognid ot wno sin't mtie ksaet in sin,k you.
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'tsi ginog rbteet etg ot osno. Hlod titgh. Oyu nwko is't btu iongcm sb,pisleo i itnkh od'nt era sdya ebrtte.
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Oelv,.
Iceelmlh.
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P. S. Zmoo iesntv ni. Y,skpe nopratitm sti' noos liek ltl'i utb eb.
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