Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Konw wnat taht fo ermbesm to "8 ahtw tmueuerf tis' a,nd uoraplp ugi)n!tonc en"epaphd utqeo, ouimmtncy ad(n teh i.
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Tesg ivbeele it ttreeb or i ou,y tslli nad ti 'sti not-- oya,k olev. Rlybea ti,sh eylgvau embmrree uyo vye,r utb veyr owter nwhe jstu i. Wsdtea trepyt ouy sure wree.
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2160 rnikd on erdmbece a oury ahd dan kidinrng iflan in ever tdmdteai 7,2 6012 you hda pmoerbl you. Hte rouy os btu enrte'w doscen hfal humc eebacm newsttie ethy fo cteefrp, etibhgrr. Hatn uyo ihrtyt iefl dan ipprhae rndtue in aer oryu nebe tysyed,rae evoy'u erev ouy. Nad lfei evrtwhea pfetrec, euyr'o won 'roeyu rouy ot unbm lesprmob ngiod uyo in uroy ni,ks anlyifl ubt ftecoaoblmr anrbi hvae itfrs eastk 'tdon n'ist miet eth nto ni oarmlcofetb for efac so ttha it to yruo ouyr efil.
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Teg iggon soon etterb i'ts to. Ghtit dhol. Icgomn to'nd kwon i p,leoisbs rae ts'i better ubt ihknt uoy aysd.
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,eovl.
Eilmchel.
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P. S. Mzoo ivtsen in. Eb sekp,y kile 'tis naipotmrt li'lt noos btu.
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