Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Fo knwo hte u,oeqt ruplaop i tnwa phedp"ean u!ingc)ont htaw ot ufrtmeeu a,dn hatt emsbrem ti's d(na cnotumiym 8".
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Or teetrb ou,y elov it -on-t it i tis' oy,ka dan istll gste blvieee. Uegylav brmeemre just tsh,i yerv yuo utb ewnh ebalyr yevr, oretw i. Eerw eusr yuo awtsde erttpy.
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1620 no yuro brmeeced hda ndkir a nad niridgkn dmdtiate in ouy had 72, oyu vere finla olbpemr 1602. Trhrbeig oury embcae hucm htey sonced tewniset eetrfcp, het os hlaf ubt n'reetw fo. Nhta enbe lief eyvuo' thriyt aer nda oyu pahrpie yyartsede, uyo your veer in tndeur. Ni'st fro oryu uoeyr' mbtcaoefrlo eofacbolmtr ni uoy feac ot easkt ubt mosplerb s,ikn to ifle lfie ouyr etrpcf,e not liflany unbm oruy time rnabi so uryo ti tath stfri nwo 'nodt dan veah igond 'royeu het in eewhtrav.
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Btrtee sono to ngiog st'i egt. Itgth oldh. Bss,iloep aer ouy i d'tno hiktn btu rttebe nmgioc dasy st'i nwok.
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,evlo.
Cheillem.
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P. S. Ivtsen oozm in. Eb sono ottnapirm ep,syk 'tis lli't tbu keli.
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