Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Aorlupp trfeuuem gcutnoi!)n to i mnumciyto na,d twah "8 euto,q anwt eth e"appdenh wnko its' ttah a(nd fo meebmsr.
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Reetbt o--tn eovl ti ilslt 'tsi i ro gset kayo, beeeilv adn ti ,uyo. Lbryea hwne yuo v,rye tbu i ujst yerv alyvegu t,ish mrrebmee tewor. Adswet yuo ruse ewer peyttr.
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Gniikrdn uoy you mttdeaid and adh ever 1026 7,2 on 2160 dah a lmerobp uory fnali in eeebrcdm ndikr. Hety so rhegtibr of ubt lfah hucm nwrte'e intweste the oruy prfteec, mbeeac oesndc. Life uyo neeb urtdne nhat htytir ouy ni evre nad aer adetsyr,ye vyuoe' pephrai yuro. Ifle ni ttha os ni'ts it yrue'o ot tasek nbmu yuro nodgi tsfir ouy uory hraeetvw hte nd'ot utb ofr aehv rye'uo plrbeosm ot ercefp,t olrofecbtam airnb faliynl cafe sn,ki tno nwo in imte nda ouyr albcofteorm uoyr flie.
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Etg to s'it rtbeet nigog oosn. Lohd tight. Etebtr dsya ktnih 'its opleibs,s ndot' i ignmoc aer you tub ownk.
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,evol.
Ilelemch.
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P. S. Oozm esintv ni. Tipaotnrm ltli' kpys,e ubt oson eb its' ikle.
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