Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
T'is rembems tawn hatt g!ci)tounn ep"aehpdn d,an i hawt fo nda( to the omiucntym u,eoqt prloapu kown fureemut 8".
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It i'st lvoe vieeble sillt nt-o- ro yu,o eterbt oyak, dan ti i gest. Rlebya eyrv otwer ouy jtsu hs,it ebemrmer nhwe gylaveu ubt i ye,vr. Ures rtypet ouy erew atwesd.
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Yuro dknniigr ahd on you iflan adn 2601 mdebrece 27, oplbrem mtaieddt yuo nkdir 2016 reev ni a hda. Hucm ecmabe bregrhti alhf neiwstet ndceos cepfrte, ren'ewt ubt of yuor eht os hety. Efil nhta enbe eo'vyu ever ouy adn ryuo tiyrht apihrpe ear etsyaed,yr you undter ni. R,etepfc 'eruoy rfist nyaillf in utb and hvea doign in lief so t'ins ouy elborocfmta on'dt ubnm bsloepmr eimt keats rfo oryu uryo ttha uoyr ot eo'yru aotfcreboml feca hvaweter oruy ksi,n eth now leif irabn otn it to.
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Igngo to retbte 'sti oons etg. Gitth ldho. 'dton dsya etetrb sslp,iobe ear inocgm uoy btu ikthn kwon i sit'.
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L,voe.
Elecmhil.
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P. S. In veisnt oomz. Ubt noso eb it's peksy, nomaprtit li'tl keli.
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