Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Q,uteo "8 d(an atnw nd,a upralop n"pdehpea ahtw wkon teh atht i fo 'ist uutrmfee ot mntciymuo meembrs n!nguo)tci.
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Rtbete it dan egst beeilve 'sit oevl ro tslil yo,ka it uyo, i --nto. Ayeulgv ehwn you jtus terwo i tshi, ubt rvye v,ery meeemrbr eabrly. Wedats uers eyttpr yuo eerw.
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Yuo 0162 a had rdgknnii no uyo ifanl 0612 in yuor 27, vere olbprme mrbeceed rkdin adn dha ttadmied. Dsneco re'nwet uryo hmuc teh so acebme ptr,fece hety afhl fo but tiesetwn etrhrgbi. E,serytday adn yuo pprhaie ahnt rea fiel evre uetndr oyu ruyo hirtty in oyue'v eenb. ,prefect ryuo uoyr to ekast oepslbmr thta in bainr rvwethae yrou mbun os in nto lfei eyo'ur rof to ootmafrbcle abtofrceolm finlyla tub uoyr etmi dna own aehv hte ndto' ti cfae sn,ki dogin fsrit uoy 'nsit uory'e efli.
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Ist' etg ngogi ot nsoo treebt. Dhlo tigth. Ebslpoi,s dotn' ear trteeb kthni days tub i okwn ist' ognmic you.
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V,eol.
Leimelch.
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P. S. Ni esntvi omzo. Tbu s'ti s,ekpy elki be oson til'l irmattpon.
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