Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
D,na s'it tunomicmy to that hdnpeea"p rpuapol of mbmrsee tue,qo want o)n!ngictu i dan( ownk what 8" teh uretfmue.
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Ti iveblee it o-n-t terebt gste 'sit ,you i olev kyo,a llits ro dna. ,htsi ervy, eortw revy whne aerybl ubt yuo i rebreemm ylauevg tsju. Atdews rpytet eurs weer oyu.
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In 1260 ,72 uryo eerv ahd dha remcbdee on bmpolre anlif oyu gdninrki a adn atetdimd rndki 2610 yuo. Sdenco hgeitbrr hte enwtteis of frectp,e cmbeae tbu yuor cmuh falh yteh rweten' so. Aer rhttiy tnha uyo nebe daey,retys ruyo eerv hpraiep eu'vyo fiel in utnred you nad. Tub uyo taht oruy not nfalliy ot oruy esakt or'yeu td'on hte lotrofmebca uroy efli acef i,ksn rhteewav dna ni evha oey'ru 'tsin life ot tmei nmub ti inrab fcrboetalmo trifs pserblom os ni dgoni uyor own f,percet fro.
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Tge ot onso gnoig is't rteetb. Dhol httgi. Is't rea i ssib,eopl do'tn ownk tbu dyas ikhnt rebtet mgicon uyo.
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Lo,ve.
Lhcmelie.
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P. S. Omoz ivetsn ni. Sono otirnmpta sey,kp 'sit be tub iekl i'tll.
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