Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
I st'i uppolra nwok het thta n,da to tun)cngi!o ,eoqtu a(nd micnuotym pha"peend of tnaw wtha mmrseeb tufemure "8.
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Evebiel n-ot- nda ti t'is eebrtt loev it or yk,oa ou,y tesg sllit i. Yblrea nhew i evyr gyulvae btu rmemreeb evr,y tsju twroe its,h you. Ersu erwe eytptr you wsdeat.
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Alnfi eerv adh 2016 ahd in and ,72 detmdait ryuo bmolpre no a rkdin oyu uyo dmreeceb kndnigir 0612. Hegrrtib ewnre't eth yuro ,ecprtfe hcum so fhal cabeem ehty sndcoe but fo eesnwtti. Tiryth 'yuveo in vree papeihr htna rayet,yesd elif uyo ryou nad oyu rea endutr bnee. Htat yoru os uyro rectfe,p bnria uyro to otolarebfcm dna lylnaif ofr emobrlps sifrt s,ikn n'ist iefl it eth notd' tno rhewtave gidno to life kaste 'oeryu ruyo rmltbocoefa ecaf hvae ni iemt tub oyu ni nubm ueo'yr onw.
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Gingo st'i bttere to teg snoo. Thtgi olhd. Onwk era ot'nd dsya it's inhkt eetbtr ncmiog i oyu ,soplbies tbu.
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Vo,le.
Mehcille.
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P. S. Tevnsi ni omzo. Be ubt rntiaptom oson ysp,ke liek is't lit'l.
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