Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Ist' that "ppedenah uurefetm htwa nciton)g!u i the itmonmcyu a,dn "8 fo tawn (dna kwno esembmr ot loarppu eotu,q.
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Dan or yao,k lislt it tgse ,uyo i t'si tberet ti eebeilv o-t-n ovel. ,yrev werto yver tish, jtus rermmebe lbeyra vgeaylu i utb ehwn you. Sawtde yuo rytept rewe seru.
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Mbrepol uyor hda nkird on 1026 detadtim nailf yuo you evre dah a in dna rbeedmec iirdkgnn 0261 27,. Hbreirtg royu tsienewt pf,tecer uhmc fo eyth cdenso so mebace flha but retwe'n eht. Yoru arheppi in athn eredt,sayy ifel unrted uoy vree neeb uyo rttyhi nad rae oy'vue. Oruy os acef iftrs nodgi 'oyure ni lcfbaoteorm orf to not uoy ot nlyafil oeuyr' p,ecfetr yuor etim evah hvreatew mnub but tond' kseat in lspromeb almtorobfce ianbr it ik,ns nad fiel ryuo thta lefi royu the now sni't.
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Tetebr oggin ot sono si't egt. Dhol htitg. Sti' bertte ilboepss, wkno gcimno ktnhi ydsa ubt i oyu nd'ot ear.
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Evo,l.
Heimclle.
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P. S. Oozm stnive in. Mprnatoti i'llt oson btu be s'ti keil ps,yke.
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