Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
I konw whta 'tsi !unticn)og uemfruet mremseb hane"dpep nd(a nmiutmcyo fo "8 oq,ute the natw a,nd atth popuarl to.
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-on-t i estg ti y,ou ti ttrebe elov eielbve llist or dan oka,y i'st. Rtweo yglueav elbyra ryv,e nwhe shti, uyo i tbu yvre rermmebe tusj. Rewe rsue yuo rytpet tsweda.
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Uyor nialf you eerdcemb on nad irkdn you 0612 kindrngi had vere 1062 idatmted rbleomp in 72, ahd a. Yruo so rteenw' bmeeca umhc hlaf fer,ptec fo rhritegb ondsce yhte eesitwtn btu teh. Yrou eryed,ytas untedr nda ni iherpap ryhitt era yuo vree atnh eenb feli v'ouey uyo. Yoru ni os wtavreeh rniba re'you to feli igndo dnt'o haev teoofmbalrc oryu utb to it teh uoyr nialfly istrf rtcee,pf nad rocamftoelb own orf afce nubm eifl aktes ttah lspremob tni's ,inks 'oeyur ruyo ni yuo not mtie.
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Nsoo reetbt ogngi tsi' to tge. Ithgt hold. Dysa gmncio onkw you teertb but thkin i sosbie,pl its' t'odn are.
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Eol,v.
Hleeciml.
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P. S. Zmoo stveni in. Leik eb lti'l si't kseyp, but pitratnom oons.
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