Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Phd"eapne na(d hte fo "8 onwk natw no!nigcu)t it's olpprua nd,a ot tahw emmrseb nyuimomtc umfrtuee eoutq, i hatt.
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It or erettb leeiebv ouy, adn veol t'si litls ot--n aky,o i gets it. Uoy ryev ,eryv sthi, btu wnhe glyveau i eebremmr otwre lrabey tsuj. Etwasd tyeptr uoy suer erew.
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0216 dan dha indkgirn no oprbmle ruyo filna irkdn ni 72, uyo ceeerbmd dah a uyo 0261 idtmadet veer. Tub hrrgtebi hety acbeme of reepft,c so chum fhal witseetn yuro the nodcse 'ertnwe. Iphpear you ahnt ndreut ear yoru 'veuoy ouy yaetydes,r ifle nebe tityrh rvee nad ni. Ifle 'yrueo in rsbmloep cafe lylainf yrou ubt to ibarn yrou to fro fpetrc,e hte nad ttah so uyor vahe ifel 'otnd ni sin,k ryou st'in bunm dgino atesk flaobotmecr yuo raehtwev sfirt ont tmie now it 'eyrou eaboftrmolc.
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Gingo betetr ot get si't oons. Dhlo tithg. Teretb wkno tbu l,sipsbeo i ouy s'it sday rae mcngoi ndot' htikn.
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V,ole.
Cmelheil.
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P. S. Ni ozmo vsetin. Eb ubt ye,skp oson tmtainpro llit' t'is ekli.
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