Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Fo yctumoinm upporla to e,tquo atwn tahw kown futuemre ebesrmm n(da het 8" tigc)uon!n i 'sti edpeahnp" htat n,da.
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Ieeelvb ti you, nda etrteb or tesg lstil a,oyk it 'its t--on i vole. Uoy utjs utb vyre r,yve siht, wenh avyeugl bylaer i bemremer twero. Ewer user uoy tasdwe ypetrt.
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Ni naifl 1602 uyor a tdimdaet ouy irkdn dmebeerc iirgnnkd dha uyo 2160 adh and on ,72 pmlorbe erve. The os of nedcos rhrgbite ret,pcfe tub hucm teyh istnetwe enwtr'e mbeeac ruyo ahfl. Udrent yestraed,y 'eyvou in iytrht rae and ouy eenb uoyr eevr ahnt uoy lfei rpiehpa. Ryeou' etmi nad to yuo ce,ptfer ecaf yrou ryou d'ont so anirb in elif olamecbtfro ebprsolm own oruy veah famlrceboot tub trewavhe it lfinyal not trisf ahtt mbun tkesa eth tisn' ryuo uroe'y k,nsi ni flie diogn to ofr.
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Ettbre oson to etg oging s'it. Olhd htitg. T'ond onwk kinth ebtter ti's sday bosi,lspe you i nogmic aer btu.
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V,loe.
Eliechml.
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P. S. Ozom in ivntse. Tmiarpont eb tis' sy,kep noso btu 'till eikl.
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