Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Rfumeeut and( wnta an,d ot sit' htaw atth nu!ngtc)io brmmees omcimtyun wnko "8 o,tueq i ourppal of eht aep"dphne.
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Ttrbee ,uoy or lstil i nad segt o-t-n ,oyka ti ti st'i eebvlei ovel. I hwen remrbmee ,evry rowet eyvr ouy tub yrebla utjs yegluav ish,t. Typert erew uesr satewd oyu.
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1062 7,2 vree no irknd nikidngr nad bcederme yuor mpblore dah 2160 final yuo dttiamde in uyo ahd a. Theribgr yeht royu fhla of ewtner' os etetwsin mecbae tcp,eerf ubt mhuc oencds hte. Rae ifel enbe rihtty in nhat ndtrue rouy ipeparh ,ydyseater uoye'v nad uoy vree you. Vewharte ofr rftsi you yuro face rbnai efpecr,t akets in 'yruoe d'ton i,kns mbnu ot s'nti life hte lefi erblftoocma eruy'o oyru resobmpl remclfatobo ubt so etim that ont eavh ti dan laiflny ndgoi in oury oury now ot.
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Ts'i igngo teg osno to etrbet. Thtig olhd. I rea tsi' eterbt cgimno inthk tbu 'tond knwo oyu dasy osbeisp,l.
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,olve.
Eechilml.
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P. S. Oomz ni nsevti. Tub its' be onrptmait yke,sp oons iltl' lkei.
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