Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Pdpeah"en lpoapur htwa oq,etu tath its' smemreb the to umreteuf i 8" tiugn)!onc ,nda (dan tumniycom of nwat wnok.
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Ak,oy etrbet it istll ebeliev setg i is't oelv adn --ton o,yu it or. ,yrve veygula ujst eyvr tweor nweh i ouy iths, rabeyl tub emebrrem. Oyu trpyte adswet wree sure.
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Nad in ngnkirid oryu uoy dha bmedecre evre ediatdmt 2106 2106 nfial on uoy adh ridkn mrloepb ,27 a. Het uchm yrou mcbeea sdcnoe fo hlaf rce,tpef yeth wr'teen tseientw but so eirrhgbt. Adysytree, dna aihppre rndtue aer eilf ebne you evre ni ruyo uoy naht rhtyit uyevo'. Ruoy ndt'o inks, trecablfmoo fcae hte ruyo mbun 'itsn aecoolmtfrb rsmblpeo fsrit asetk dna te,ecrpf ofr in aehv but brnai your ni it llnyfia aertewhv lefi u'eroy yoru so uoy indog efil htta onw e'rouy eitm to to not.
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Tge etrbet sono sit' gnogi ot. Itthg lhod. Opelibss, 'tsi o'tnd uoy i ktinh omgicn tub sady wonk ebrtet rea.
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Oev,l.
Ellhmcei.
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P. S. Stnvei zoom in. Ubt sit' like nrtaopmti 'ltil be oons pk,sye.
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