Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
That n(da hawt srbeemm n)outgi!nc 8" ,uoetq wnok nd,a ctyimnmuo lpoupar nwta i hte fo p"ahnepde ot 'sit emuutfre.
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Leov i eielbve yu,o ti ist' nt--o it and sillt ky,oa esgt ro etrteb. I btu yuvagel y,ver torew ablery wenh ermemreb rvye t,sih uoy sjtu. Uyo rsue eewr eastdw rpttye.
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Fnail 1602 eidtdamt belpmro ouy in yuo evre nda on ,72 uryo dnginrik reebmced 0216 ahd krdin a ahd. Eoncds acebme hte lahf girhtbre of oryu 'ewrnet ythe hmuc so cpre,tef esttiewn tub. Ifel deurnt rae yrou nhat airpeph uoy seyeay,drt ittrhy in ue'voy eebn dna erve uoy. Nto hte brmoepsl but that rocbtflaeom adn brnia ahve dniog irfts fblooaemctr ni crf,peet uyreo' do'tn ,ksni o'urey rof uyor vwehaetr uory emti uyo in munb wno ot nayfill oyru leif ot so tekas ti nsi't flei your efca.
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Beettr ot soon ngoig 'sit teg. Dolh tihtg. Oingmc tsi' tbu 'otdn dysa aer uyo ,beisslop teetbr knhit oknw i.
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O,vle.
Eleclihm.
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P. S. Esnivt ni oozm. Noos 'lilt eb tomtnapri si't pykse, ilek btu.
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