Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
The sremebm to dn,a lrppoua i "8 n(da fo onkw oymiutmnc 'its twna eapphnd"e tath uumfteer o,eqtu wtah onutn!ic)g.
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Lslti or ti eliebev evol etgs ti ,uoy yko,a no--t adn betret i it's. T,shi v,yre uoy nweh mebmreer ujts ewtro laeuvyg ryev but i yearlb. Daewst rpyett yuo reus ewer.
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Ahd ilafn mprebol edttadmi a nda uryo rkidn uoy ,72 no adh vree irngdkin ouy 1206 2610 in cermdbee. Hmuc fo ecdnos ehty uroy tewer'n but aflh pre,ctfe amceeb witetsne eth erbirhtg so. Aipperh you nad reve tyyeasred, rae in ouy oryu nath elfi oyv'ue eebn ndeurt yhtitr. Rof os ont lnlayfi roye'u 'eyrou tn'do bunm oruy aibrn acboemlfort p,ereftc your vhtaweer teh ,isnk in acef mite efil 'isnt to nwo oyru vahe nda ruyo it stkae niodg efli ubt ot plemsrob oltaerobcfm irsft uyo taht in.
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'tis etterb to oson tge ngoig. Gihtt dlho. Il,opesbs rbteet tinkh ndt'o aer ouy i konw dasy si't cnmogi utb.
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,loev.
Hicmelle.
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P. S. Nvteis ni mooz. Osno kile 'ist ypsek, l'til ubt toritmnap be.
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