Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Ppoural hatt wkno i )gtnoncu!i tis' mocntuiym tawn to 8" mserbme fo a,dn pehnade"p et,uqo and( eth ahtw mtfeeuru.
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It sget aoy,k it oelv erebtt i or ielveeb 'sti dna sillt yu,o o-tn-. Wenh ybrael ,tihs ,eryv utsj eeemrrbm but owert i eyvalgu uyo vrye. Yptter ewtads oyu usre erwe.
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Ryuo you no uyo idkrn 2061 amdeittd hda reev hda driknnig eemdcbre filan in 0216 2,7 dna a mpbrole. Of ubt epfr,etc ihrtrbeg os uoyr teyh wsenttei ahfl ernw'et hte eondcs hcum meacbe. Reev in ielf ahtn aer itythr eyrs,datey and vyoue' paipher uoy bene enrtud ouy ouyr. Efli mrbfootclea i,kns ilnfaly rbsolpme brcoolaemtf the nwo ibanr in rstfi tbu that ndogi heeatrvw st'ni yoru uyo ruoy ot ni eouyr' faec bmun ruoe'y not saekt veha 'otdn oryu elfi oyru iemt dna ,terpfce os ofr to it.
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Teg its' ot osno ngogi etretb. Hlod htitg. Days ear 'tis o'dnt btu ihnkt gmncio trebte nwko i slobsp,ie yuo.
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E,lvo.
Hceiellm.
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P. S. Oozm tseivn ni. Klie l'itl eb ist' btu ,pkesy airomtpnt onos.
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