Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Tgnc)iu!on ot uncoitymm sit' tath tawn trmeefuu (nda da,n hnepa"dpe mmrbsee wnko plpraou of htwa u,oetq 8" i teh.
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Ti 'tsi vebelie nad or o,uy ti tn-o- tebetr i tgse lstli yao,k velo. Yerv you i uvlagye ,evyr wneh orwte tusj yabrel stih, tub merrmbee. Ersu yuo ryettp etaswd erwe.
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Ifanl dah ikrnd had nad dtmdatei 2601 yuo bmreedce in krndgiin a 2601 you eevr 72, emrplob ruoy on. Os ouyr gthberir oedcsn they mchu ahfl of seetitwn ntrwe'e macebe eetrf,pc btu het. You oyu oyur and ernudt dyteea,ysr rae hnat trthiy nebe ni ouye'v ifel parhepi ever. Noigd ni'st aecf ibarn ni mcerftbolao htta dotn' so to etmi nwo bmun adn otembfclrao ktaes tirfs r'yeuo uoy lersbpom uory ti lief llyniaf cteer,fp hte ni lefi vhwareet ryuo otn tbu uory eoyru' rouy ,kisn haev for ot.
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Ngigo get 'ist bteert nsoo ot. Tight dlho. S,iplbsoe i btu aer wokn dsya ktnhi its' ntd'o gocmin eetrtb uyo.
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,oelv.
Eechliml.
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P. S. Mozo ivtnse in. Oson toamirntp eb iekl tub syp,ek t'is l'itl.
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