Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Tonymmuci konw i tn!no)giuc orlppua hatw eutmuefr ot htta tnaw 'tis the brseemm (dna fo h"neadppe "8 e,qotu d,na.
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Ist' ertebt it nda i tno-- ,yoak ,ouy velo ti ro ebiveel llits tgse. Eygalvu ermmreeb vrye etowr lybaer newh i jtsu tbu i,hst v,yer yuo. Yrtetp wedtas rwee yuo uesr.
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Rvee dah ouy crebmeed on 7,2 1062 dna opmelbr nkdinirg in dha tdmdeiat ainfl yuo 0126 a oury dknri. Cftr,pee of hrgibret lfah hte oryu ethy er'wtne cenods tbu os stiwnete eaebmc mcuh. Uoyr tys,reaedy you nedtru atnh hrtiyt ni nad oyu era neeb ilfe ever ue'ovy appireh. Onw ylalnif uy'roe in to thevwear anbri ton face pceterf, avhe ni yrou os rfo rclmaebtfoo ot eht ilfe it replmsob adn tod'n eoruy' but snti' eifl ftbleaocomr n,sik uoyr hatt royu iodgn frsit uyo etim bnmu uoyr tskea.
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Tretbe 'tis to get noos igngo. Dolh titgh. Is't i ear bteret sipose,bl adys okwn ncogim uyo nodt' hntik ubt.
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Eo,lv.
Ceilmehl.
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P. S. Sietnv zoom ni. Elki 'ist utb noitmtrap ykpe,s oons tl'li eb.
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