Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Of atwh ist' !g)uointcn enpd"aphe icountmmy taht rppauol wokn rufemtue dan( rsmebem ot qotu,e i the ,and "8 wnat.
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It or sgte ti yo,ka ltlsi --not dna loev s'it elbieve i terbet o,yu. Eyrv yuo twore jtsu but newh luyevag i eebrmerm lreaby th,is rvy,e. Typter suer tdwase reew you.
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Had 27, on pbmlore erbmdeec a oyu 0621 yruo dna ahd dtdmtaei rdignink in nalif dirnk reev 6102 uoy. Uyor etisetwn rfpct,ee sdcone embaec fo twe'rne btu fahl eht so grierhbt yteh cmhu. Trythi nebe rae eyuo'v uoy aiheprp oyu nda tahn rvee in ayd,srteye urendt lfei oury. Esakt dna os eyo'ur dnot' yuor mnbu hrtavwee feoormlcatb fobtreoclma fnylali rof teh pbeomlrs onw to life crpeft,e tbu acfe ,insk uyo frsti ot mite ni ni ton it ilfe eahv iogdn isn't reyou' banri oury hatt yuro uoyr.
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Noigg erttbe to s'ti oosn gte. Odhl tgith. Dont' slp,eosbi ncoimg ikhtn ts'i i adsy tub kwon rea ertteb you.
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Ov,le.
Elicmhel.
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P. S. Ozom ni tievsn. Pye,sk be klei it'll tbu is't snoo rtitanpmo.
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