Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Is't awtn eth mbrmese a,dn okwn htwa ciu!nngt)o "8 ot orupalp tuocmiymn fo eumertuf i o,tequ htta (nad he"pendpa.
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Ti ti o--tn sit' tegs kayo, or yu,o ivbeeel bteter nda i lsitl love. Vry,e i mrreebme tsju gvayleu ihts, rteow nweh uoy but eyvr rbaely. Ruse dwatse erwe ettpyr uoy.
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Alfni hda on ouy 2160 72, ebedcemr eevr you 1620 rpbmleo gdknnrii had tdaitmed ni a rndki ryuo dan. Ruyo of the trerhgbi efecptr, meecba tweenits tee'nrw etyh ubt flha so dseocn hucm. Lief aeriphp ni your o'yveu rae and iytrht ouy ntha been desyy,taer yuo rvee nduret. Lopemrsb flie bniar os oryu yuo ahve the in now ,eeptrfc tsi'n nto and nbum tbu flayinl on'td cefa irtfs thrveaew in oyru oruy'e ilef uroy 'ueroy for ttah elaocbofrtm ti mbrftaeoocl odnig to yoru tskea to miet nsik,.
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Goign to 'ist soon erebtt get. Ldoh titgh. Ttrbee dasy ont'd ubt nokw bolspise, i rea iknht s'ti uyo conmgi.
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Vloe,.
Lmeichle.
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P. S. Eitvsn oomz in. Be sono li'lt psk,ye elik mpratonit 'tis tbu.
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