A letter from September 24th, 2015

Peaceful right?

Dear FutureMe, I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties. Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't. Happy birthday. Love, Me

Epilogue

2 days later

Dear PastMe,

You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...

Eht to antw t'is fo iong!nt)uc i yotumnimc 8" frumuete (dan eap"ednhp o,euqt a,dn wokn pauolpr ttah ersmebm ahtw.
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It is't sillt eebeilv i ton-- gest ,oyu eovl ti rebtet ,okay nad ro. Eabrly remmeber uvlagye utb revy ewnh eyr,v etwro you sti,h ujts i. Tadswe trtype eerw reus you.
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On uory eerv kgindrni tdeimadt lnafi had ouy a dan ndrik ouy deemrbec ahd 2601 in 1206 72, poblmer. Uyro rtghbire muhc tfecrp,e eceamb etyh eth lafh 'erewnt tbu of dneosc os titnesew. Eerv ehairpp eebn ntha ,tyayrdees eoy'vu ertnud rea ni and feli hirtyt yuo uoyr you. Giodn uryo onw eth ot nad so rveaehtw ryuo lpsomrbe fabcrlotmoe stin' ttha ubt to ,nsik ni oerftobmacl 'euory lief ouyr ton ni aetsk uory lifnayl stirf 'royeu ouy bnmu evha fro airnb ep,fcrte dnt'o eitm ti efca leif.
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St'i gte oosn bterte nggio to. Dlho hgitt. Tub i lsoeis,bp btreet onwk are 'tis iktnh 'otdn uyo moicgn asdy.
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,eolv.
Lchieeml.
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P. S. Zmoo ni vtsein. Kiel til'l ys,pke be tmairtpno i'ts ubt noso.