A letter from September 24th, 2015

Peaceful right?

Dear FutureMe, I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties. Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't. Happy birthday. Love, Me

Epilogue

2 days later

Dear PastMe,

You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...

Hwat a,dn (adn konw mrmesbe i i'ts "8 thta uopaprl )icnontgu! to uqtoe, mefurute het eapednph" tmucimoyn fo tawn.
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Ro nda listl it you, i gtes ti beetrt olve is't n-to- elevebi ,oayk. Utb twroe ouy hnew jtsu very, ,tsih eembrmre laguyve ryev aeyrbl i. Esur yrtept ouy rewe edstaw.
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Erve rouy ni nafil omerlbp 7,2 6021 timetadd adh uyo ginrdkin 6102 beceremd uoy a on dan ahd dkinr. So ewter'n much yeth lahf hte bemcae ceonsd oyur p,cftere fo but ritrebgh ttwiesne. Aetdy,ryes rtedun ni yuo neeb tytirh htan rea ruyo ou'eyv and erev ipahpre you eifl. Yfnllia sit'n royu so lmsbrpoe vhae lfie to nwo cefa ryou fepctr,e stkea etmi ni letbacoorfm oury btu not nabri rfo yrou havweert ni on'dt to isk,n lief oyu ti taht eu'ory adn ebctoflarom eht ur'yoe ogdni bnum srift.
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Onigg ts'i etrebt oson to tge. Ldho ithgt. Odn't erttbe kwon ear beps,osil tis' tub omgnci i ntihk asyd you.
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Olev,.
Lhmelcei.
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P. S. Sienvt mooz ni. Eb sypke, klie tbu til'l ittnmrapo t'is noos.