A letter from September 24th, 2015

Peaceful right?

Dear FutureMe, I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties. Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't. Happy birthday. Love, Me

Epilogue

2 days later

Dear PastMe,

You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...

"8 tmrueufe e"aehppdn mseermb dna( what oueq,t dn,a i utimncomy ouapplr teh twan onwk ot fo tci)!noung 'tsi tath.
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Yko,a oyu, elieveb sltil i it ebrett eolv ti ton-- 'sti gest nda or. Rwteo i hst,i jtus oyu lyveaug reyv rbaley vey,r mmeebrre nhew tbu. Tyetpr uyo reew seru dwaset.
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Dah a 0621 nad ebrcmdee mpblreo no kndir 27, idattedm oruy fnlia ni ignrdink reve uoy 0612 uyo had. Ftee,crp so fo nseocd fahl btu ambeec erwten' gerhribt yruo the ucmh tesiewnt ethy. Hyttir uyo aer yuo ever rtudne yv'euo dan iefl ni enbe htan ryou yrasye,dte irpaeph. Ni lmoerspb ot utb ot and nwo ryou nis,k ni lrotofecbma uoy afce file uroy your eth etim inrba o'eyur tfris ahtt steak td'on gnoid erfp,ect itns' ton oyur y'ureo ayllnif fomebltaocr file mubn eavh vaterewh so ti rof.
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Ebttre egt to ngigo snoo its'. Ightt hdol. 'ist rae n'odt btu you know i asdy gocnim tknhi trteeb eposi,bls.
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Vo,el.
Eehcllim.
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P. S. Ni vtesni oozm. Klie inotmrpta noso eb llt'i sp,yek sit' btu.