When you receive this you will be 27

Dear FutureMe, Right now I am you, but a younger you, a better looking you, I have not yet been ravaged by the passing years. Fortunately you probably have money to make up for what you are lacking in virility and youthful exuberance. Don't worry I hear they have medication for that kind of thing, though you probably already know that. By the way you should be independantly wealthy by now, if you aren't get your ass in gear. Remember this one thing: If you ever go back in time, don't touch anything. XOXO, PastMe (Allan)