A letter from January 22nd, 2013

Dear FutureMe, Hiya! So it's Aoife's 21st soon and I don't know where the hell you are in the world, but you should be there, because she is your smoking hot babe friend. She was the go-to girl for when you didn't have a girlfriend to take to the dinner dance or ball. Anyway, Mum has a picture of you two kissing and little kids somewhere in her photo albums. Your mission is to find it and make it into her birthday card. I am currently evilly laughing as I write this. Stay ****. Xx Caleb of 2013