A letter from Jan 09, 2025

Peaceful right?

According to a quick Google search, you should've had your last paper yesterday which was physics. Right? I don't really know, but either way - well done! I hope it's gone well and that you're satisfied with how each exam has gone. I've got GCSEs coming up in about 4 months and I am completely and utterly terrified. I'll work hard now so that you'll feel prepared walking into those exams. I wish you the best of luck for your results and I hope you've done amazing. I'm assuming you'll probably be applying to college now, I'm really hoping that'll be Exeter College doing the IB! It'll be a lot of work but it'll be worth it! See you in literally a few months, Rachel

Epilogue

about 8 hours later

Hello Rachel from around 4 months ago,

First of all, you lied. You did not in fact work hard to make my life easier 😔

Exams went okay, worse than...

Oyu evl'wdou feleytinid dkiel. 00%1 'evi htwi eb done woh pdsiaptnioed od'yu. A a otdn' 'rshete i dgrae few dan a 9 jutesbsc my hnngiyat fro 7s of in tpnoi htsi mi' at umch tkhin ni gnrisfe ecchna i'm egttngi uqtie sgnrsioc. .
Were ghryopega rfo dab, yuo ogphin graed wnte to 8 os ypcelialse ttha ysa doebygo. .
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To siiticpesms eanm tnd'o y,srro i be.
My eehr nopsdeiirt:c rea.
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Giharpc idnegs: 8.
:it lidtgia 8.
7 eeltuir:tar sglneih.
Iisrouleg esiusdt: 6.
Nhgiles 7 g:nalgaeu.
67- ib:lyogo.
7 stahm:.
Ghrey:gaop 6.
7-6 ec:trhsiym.
7 hsy:pics.
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Onsrcpoi:ma orf oru mckos nad cedetprdi sreagd morf.
9 dsgine: ahgrpci.
Lgaiidt :ti 9.
Rurtaeie:tl gihlens 9.
Ilregiuso 9 sdi:uste.
A:ugelgan 9 nlihgse.
Byog:loi 7.
Mah:ts 7.
8 rheao:ygpg.
Thsr:ciemy 5.
Yss:hcpi 7.
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Eher'yt utb wokn efel meht tboua i ealvniabmt etnecd corpendiits eb oyu 'wlntuod mthe oprdu of and i. Acytallu dna rof hhcwi otn of is rincitpoatrasng oru othb tidunsyg tsflau. .
Pu tmos tnspe lttao and ot two rfeobe rof it ladepes so eth to jupm i ot nwko oehevrw y'lolu in ursoh adn symhiectr xsmea i 6 did at a tath be ni mi' ymaeb olck at 01 a ealst i 7 dnifcetno nac eigivnsr eilk. Elufhplyo. .
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Aysanyw. Tusj nitul ruetsls it antksig 'im ayd uot. A i abd vhae gleenfi uoabt sith. Ilwl add iapdsodepnit eianidtppsdo o'tdn nad ni,hyatgn veen oknw a asy taht eb welbo mum i eyth fi 6 dan eb fi a if teg teg 7 essl i i tanh lil'. .
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Royu lerow ceiav:d msoe drntdssaa. Ujts tydus alylutac ro.
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A in aryaeld vslele, to adtstre roaghpyeg fro l,etiaeturr scspyih ehnislg e'vi and cklo. Edhdcit het (i bi).
Adn ta i made mkseatsi sema kmae ont gnnao im' escg in os oclk dahr hte. .
Ot uckl upesops odgo i me.
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Inot ofmr wfe eth ufte,ur a honmts.
Hacrle.