A letter from Jan 09, 2025

Peaceful right?

According to a quick Google search, you should've had your last paper yesterday which was physics. Right? I don't really know, but either way - well done! I hope it's gone well and that you're satisfied with how each exam has gone. I've got GCSEs coming up in about 4 months and I am completely and utterly terrified. I'll work hard now so that you'll feel prepared walking into those exams. I wish you the best of luck for your results and I hope you've done amazing. I'm assuming you'll probably be applying to college now, I'm really hoping that'll be Exeter College doing the IB! It'll be a lot of work but it'll be worth it! See you in literally a few months, Rachel

Epilogue

about 8 hours later

Hello Rachel from around 4 months ago,

First of all, you lied. You did not in fact work hard to make my life easier 😔

Exams went okay, worse than...

Idlke uwe'lovd uoy dieytilnef. Itsipoddpane nedo %010 be i've 'oudy owh iwht. Im' ni sbsetucj at wfe 9 nad tndo' 7s of ym cahnce egrnfsi mi' a ihtkn inotp ssgrocin garde h'teres ni i a tagiynnh uhcm iengttg uteqi isth for a. .
Ygepohrga yuo so gbooyde ewnt taht hgonip rewe aedrg to bda, elsacpleyi 8 rfo ysa. .
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Dnot' i eb eiismisstpc to rry,os neam.
Rscioe:dnitp era ehre ym.
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Gnisde: arpihgc 8.
T:i talidgi 8.
Isgnelh ttiur:elear 7.
Tuse:dsi esiogliru 6.
Sihengl gng:leuaa 7.
:boygoli -76.
7 hmsta:.
Er:opghyag 6.
67- ctr:sehimy.
Issy:chp 7.
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Omfr diepertcd psircaonmo: reagsd oru and osmck orf.
Egsndi: 9 griphca.
Gilidta 9 :it.
Enishlg 9 teu:aeirtrl.
9 sgoeurili t:idssue.
Iesnlhg anuegl:ga 9.
Yiol:gob 7.
7 tamh:s.
8 :yrehgoapg.
Rhy:mictse 5.
7 schys:ip.
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Dna lefe meth i tneedc podru i ltwu'ndo fo htem ouy eb ubota irtsicpnoed oknw tbu tehre'y ialvmeabtn. Tno ncgrtsiapnorita stfalu fo is nad aaltycul ihwhc ofr usingdty btoh ruo. .
Os ddi ehwovre it anc lkei okcl eiivgnsr 7 hours htta ayemb i a m'i jmpu a be wkon ta 01 ta stnep ni cdtinenfo ltato ni and ehrtismyc dna peldase l'uloy to for xsaem ebofre 6 eht to i wto ot pu lteas i tsmo. Poflhyuel. .
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Aansywy. Esltsru yda ulnit tjus 'mi tou ti tanigks. Dba utoab eavh i shti fglieen a. I nowk 7 6 be tge and a fi lbwoe iptesadpidon ntdo' egt lses ipndpitsaedo nvee i etyh nghniat,y ilwl i mmu sya htat ntha a lil' fi eb fi and dda. .
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Ecivda: rsndatsda uryo osme eorwl. Uysdt ro tllyaauc sjtu.
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Ot testadr pyssich lkoc ive' ilhnseg apeyhrogg a l,vlese in nad ryeaadl orf rretliute,a. Eth )bi (i iedchtd.
Adn ta emda lkoc oanng ahdr csge im' sstmkiea smae otn in i akme so het. .
Me soesupp odgo kcul i ot.
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Tnoi few eth orfm a htmons re,utuf.
Carhel.