A letter from Jan 09, 2025

Peaceful right?

According to a quick Google search, you should've had your last paper yesterday which was physics. Right? I don't really know, but either way - well done! I hope it's gone well and that you're satisfied with how each exam has gone. I've got GCSEs coming up in about 4 months and I am completely and utterly terrified. I'll work hard now so that you'll feel prepared walking into those exams. I wish you the best of luck for your results and I hope you've done amazing. I'm assuming you'll probably be applying to college now, I'm really hoping that'll be Exeter College doing the IB! It'll be a lot of work but it'll be worth it! See you in literally a few months, Rachel

Epilogue

about 8 hours later

Hello Rachel from around 4 months ago,

First of all, you lied. You did not in fact work hard to make my life easier 😔

Exams went okay, worse than...

Nefyltiedi lv'weuod yuo kilde. Ody'u 010% anosidiptdep iev' ndeo owh be wiht. Jsbtecus cncahe 9 s7 i my rof od'nt agred nhkti etuqi m'i nad hnigynat ni ehr'tes mi' at a fo chmu wef a socnsigr a tpnio ni igtgnte eignrfs shti. .
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P:stodeicirn eher era ym.
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6 seligioru dsits:ue.
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Olwre ev:dica oruy asrnadsdt osem. Sjtu uclyalat or tydsu.
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Nsegihl a in dna ei'v shysipc for yerdaal etstadr eriratutl,e colk oghrpagey llsv,ee to. Teh bi) (i dhteicd.
I ecsg ni hte ta hdra etmiasks mesa olkc dna i'm eadm ekma os nto aognn. .
Good kclu i me esoppsu to.
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Fwe omfr hte iont e,urfut a mtosnh.
Helacr.