A letter from Jul 29, 2024

Oi tinny furry *****, kaisi hai tu? I'm not really sure when are you going to receive this letter, but bhai- Abhineet ka JEE ho gya kya? Did he get in? (I hope he did-) (Pls don't tell me you're gonna build a time machine and send a FLYING CHAPPAL to hit me cuz I mentioned Abhineet.) Hmm, leave boys. Tell me about yourself--you're in 12th right now, right? JEE ki prep kaisi chal rhi hai ma***? Boyfriend ka chakkar toh nahi chal raha na? Dekh, lemme give you some vidita-wali-advice: be crazy and have crushes on like 10+ guys and be delulu and ****, BUT DON'T YOU DARE GET INTO A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP. NO. JUST NO. YOUR AIM RIGHT NOW IS TO CRACK IIT. THAT'S IT. The reason I want to crack IIT (from a 2024 waali Vidita perspective) is that I'll become a role model for Veer, and I desperately wanna be that. I want to be like my father, and go to IIT-Roorkee like him. And maybe meet Abhineet- Mujhe na bahut hi saari cheezein kharidni hai, but for that, I need money. Lot's of it. And uske liye IIT karni padegi. Toh tu padhle behenchod. DO YOU STILL WATCH ANIME ??? IS YOUR FAV ANIME STILL TORADORA ??? Bhai you know, I recently finished watching HAKOUKI and as you can guess, I'm kinda sad and all---I mean WHY THE **** DID EVERYONE HAVE TO DIE? THE WAY SOUJI DIED AND ONLY HIS SWORD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BATTLEFIEL, **** BRO. And the way Heisuke died, saying, "Was I of any help?" BEHNEHCOD MY HEART IS TOO TOO TOO SOFT FOR THIS HEARBREAKING AND GUT WRENCHING **** PLEASE- But then I watched the two Hakouki Movies, and ****, the Kazama side track was SO CUTE??? I mean wtf I really ship Chizuru X Kazama rn and the PINTEREST FANARTS ARE SO SLUTTY WTF BHAI- Anyway, even in the movies everyone dies BUT HIJIKATA-SAN DOESN'T DIE SO CHIZURU DOESNT BECOME SAD AND LONELY AND HENCE I AIN'T SAD AND LONELY YAEY! Ah, yeah. I also almost finished AVATAR: The way of water by myself and gurl- IT WAS SO ****** THRILLIN' (spoiler alert: Neteyam dies and I don't even shed a tear for him kyunki woh raja-beta tha and idgaf- LMAO WHAT) Anyway, how're you? Tell me, honestly? Friendship issues chal rhe hai? Physics gaand chod rahi hai? Periods late aa rhe hai? KYA HO RAHA HAI PAGLI? See, don't worry, everything will work out. It always does. And then it crashes again. But that's life, a parabola. Only if you survive the MINIMA is when you can reach for the MAXIMA and vice versa. Also, are you in the top 3 batches of FIITJEE or not? Well, jo bhi ho, tu kaam karti reh aur well STAY VIDITA. Yes, I know, people may call you crazy, hell you may also not have ANYONE who truly understands you IRL, but remember: Bhavya Chowdhary exists. Sharanya exists. Tithi exists. Hell, even Meera exists. And it's also true that Abhineet exists as well. No matter how much he hurt you, you have to agree that HE didn't hurt you---your jealousy of the fact that he talked to "other girls" is the one that harmed you till you cried your eyes out. Ofcourse he is to blame, but not entirely. Also, uska JEE ka exam ho gya ho toh there is no bad thing in asking usko kaunsi branch mili + DOES HE HAVE A GF OR NOT? Well, ab, BYE FOR NOW, and gurl PLEASE DONT FEEL BAD ABOUT YOURSELF. EVEN THOUGH NO ONE MIGHT LIKE YOU RIGHT NOW, REMEMBER: I LOVE YOU. I ******* LOVE YOU VIDITA PAL. AND I AM PROUD OF YOU. FOR WHATEVER YOU'VE ACHIEVED. FOR WHATEVER YOU'VE DONE. you're my ******* inspiration, SO DON'T YOU DARE BACK OFF AND KEEP YOUR HEAD UP! *sending infinite hearts* bye, sir vidit paul!