Sup jackass :P I hope you cringe so hard when you read this shit in a year

KIARA THIS IS YOU FROM THE PAST YOU AUTISTIC GOOMBA Sup dude bro, you finished eighth grade and are going on to high school in August. Are we still in Georgia or did we make it back to Virginia? If we’re in Georgia did we make it into that fancy engineering school? How many of our friends do you have left? I hope to Lucifer, Satan, Beelzebub, Leviathan, (not Mammon), Belphagor, and Asmodeus we didn’t **** **** up more. Does Jason still hate us? Do we still have a massive crush on him? Does Malcolm still hate us? Actually… I don’t really care about that one lmao. Is our wallpaper still the same or did we move on? Are we still doing the goth thing? Is our mental health okay? WHAT HAPPENED IN HELLUVA BOSS?! Anyway, I hope everything is going well. Remember, sometimes life is **** and ball torture without the **** and balls. Let the spirit of Blitzø be with you and PLEASE tell me you’re dating someone hot. Oh also do we still experience crippling existential dread? I should probs tell u **** about myself. My favorite colors are purple, black, and neon lime green. My favorite food is lasagna. I love to read, draw, paint, play my saxophone, and scare children (in a nice way). I hate any food with a gross texture, pedophiles, most people, natural light, and the color pink. My favorite book genre is YA mystery and I don’t have a favorite book. I’m a Slytherin and my favorite HP book is Prisoner of Azkaban. I love D&D and I’m trying to find a new party to play with. My favorite YouTuber is TheClick. My favorite musical artists are Will Wood/Will Wood and the Tapeworms (autistic *** mf), Penelope Scott, Jack Stauber, and Bo Burnham. My favorite songs are The Cult of Dionysus by The Orion Experience and Lukewarm by Penelope Scott. My favorite drinks are chocolate milk and that Dragonfruit Mango Arizona that I can only find at one specific Circle K that’s like a 10 minute walk from my house. When I turn 18 I plan to buy a motorcycle, build a flamethrower, and build my own bow and arrows since I’ll be able to move from a compound bow to a simple bow by then. ALSO CLEAN YOUR ******* ROOM BECAUSE I KNOW THAT **** IS A ******* ***** TRAP >:[ Anyway, when you get this send it to your friends and have them send theirs in the HBGC for y’all to laugh and cringe at together! Alr fr now BYEEEEEE *:3