A letter from Mar 31, 2024

Peaceful right?

Dear Hazel, Do we still go by Hazel? Is our biggest dream to go to Oxford still there? Are you at DHS? Have you changed looks? How old are Harper and Olivia? Have you seen them? How was Mum's trip to Egypt? Are we still into: BNHA, DBZ, HAZBIN HOTEL, FNAF? If not, what are we? What are our pronouns? Currently they're they/it. What do you identify as? How was New Day? How's Year 8 and being 13? What's our favourite colour? It's blue/purple right now. DO WE HAVE A SMARTPHONE?! I still have the Alacatel 2057D. Luke just broke his IMO. Who's our bestie? I just gave Chloe our friendship bracelets! Sam and Nathan got baptized today, and we met Phil and Caz. Sam and Morgan have made up. IS ANYONE MARRIED? I REALLY WANT A SISTER-IN-LAW! Anyone we hate? Do we have a girlfriend? What's our *********? I'm actually wondering if I'm polyamorous, lol. Right now, I am seeing Jay (SWITCHBOARD), and I'm neptunic/polysexual. What are we? As in, Person 2. Are we bipolar or smth? I think that's all.

Epilogue

2 months later

OH GOSH!
HIII PAST HAZEL!!!
well....
yup, we still hazel, but we now he/they. we still wanna go to oxford. we doing additional studies. THE TEACHERS LOVE US PAST ME!!!...

Esy we h,sd era ta. All fetl we hte so ppeeol own evah rdeu tboueasl svibe. Eltynsho sadtce rgeta is. ,2 si 2 ni is oiialv erphra yjlu. E!uct era ooso they ton dna ythe a pa,kes obth hgual ,wlka. Ed,n og ot dan ygpte walorcln teh hrleri(ob) ni mum ew to wetn all royerskhi dnid't wkrdw)(aa. Me itqeu plna mfa,iyl 'tndo gngoi pirts no on aspt i fynaklr twhi. Ot ongig cee!!e!eefa!nr ear we.
,abnh naff i jkj, ,hh dna kle,i b,dz. C,neahg eevnr sghitn ?uhh osem.
Nwo a ma i yob nasrt. Yuo you neth beyn ewre i kcba tuotghh peussop. 0422 i nudof thkni amy ew tuo ni.
Orcuol ltlis uble afv is uor. Uaikkst edesossb ouy /w eerw. Kow,'ny hmi we on,w revo rae bseosesd ym f,drien adreets. 'yllou noso knwo my ngueh,o destear.
We tophrnmeas gsho ndt'o gadn vhea a still. Sanivg of orf eon gntkiihn.
Umsre!m kade ot bertohr seetib a su is uor si eikl.
Nealr ddenee otu ,hocel whit em ielttl had ot algnfil uoy a aoueis,rnbd uyo. Tbu lal ogod ew won rae. .
Is no-eno rn mirarde. . . - tub.
Kwii enb to sam mraired ni eb are dan are ee!gan!dg ognarm e!pst! and.
Tlisl cehlpapl eaht of tanc' nnyeoa and teh dlkseii olam onmcyap ngmae we ubt ew. Niytkla is hsti at eatr 75/52. Hre tsrtu yihtnnag, fi i ucodl t'nod ellt uoy.
Rsteaed i,b are ym we. I kinht ndt'o ree'w olpoasomuyr. Plehed yaj ntos. !uhcm teh ahknt wscer a mfeoby vegi osoo aer chsu rfeig can fi ihm but ew ehty aubto i olwrd sfeitl ti yklweo em.
Cl)hil hda ew tub gf a bkoer ew pu al(l is.
Esel ina't we emoonse. Ew ot elov much ahev iveg os. Lla up apintehiyrfox it tbu ipled otni. To uyo him eneded be. Ahtw thst'a yuo tohught. Oh ouy mhcu mih os ldoev. Aler eh t'nis. Orgfet i ttah tknih i too. Teg seya we lerlya grnay. Gbien ssukc cbeaues otld tahw od ot. Nreet oyr'ue boatu ot ntidiacdo. Is lyon stih rtghuho edn dppseet adn gthil eth ta erteh tjsu fo ,unlent e'uvoy.
Oelv llfa ni. Agter hte is nleegfi. Aekm ouy but intkh leerasi ot eddene x gifnieldrr erdrea ouy serlfouy nad uyo eovl uoy a thngiemos ifcs.
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Dene to edrags be doevl ogod uyo todn'. Eevrn idd oyu. Dba rof wredi, csusreh e'ryou adn %100 oifialcnt qee,ru ,tmsar ndwo.
,it nwo bro. .
A snto 'vouye fo dan rtoghhu rtebte peorsn nego arachectr venpleetdom 'eoryu onw. Unlit did yuo, aevh ernve it ihtng oestrh it naihtngy i to romf eno sceuaeb etll enmta.
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Vleo o,uy me i.