A letter from Mar 31, 2024

Peaceful right?

Dear Hazel, Do we still go by Hazel? Is our biggest dream to go to Oxford still there? Are you at DHS? Have you changed looks? How old are Harper and Olivia? Have you seen them? How was Mum's trip to Egypt? Are we still into: BNHA, DBZ, HAZBIN HOTEL, FNAF? If not, what are we? What are our pronouns? Currently they're they/it. What do you identify as? How was New Day? How's Year 8 and being 13? What's our favourite colour? It's blue/purple right now. DO WE HAVE A SMARTPHONE?! I still have the Alacatel 2057D. Luke just broke his IMO. Who's our bestie? I just gave Chloe our friendship bracelets! Sam and Nathan got baptized today, and we met Phil and Caz. Sam and Morgan have made up. IS ANYONE MARRIED? I REALLY WANT A SISTER-IN-LAW! Anyone we hate? Do we have a girlfriend? What's our *********? I'm actually wondering if I'm polyamorous, lol. Right now, I am seeing Jay (SWITCHBOARD), and I'm neptunic/polysexual. What are we? As in, Person 2. Are we bipolar or smth? I think that's all.

Epilogue

2 months later

OH GOSH!
HIII PAST HAZEL!!!
well....
yup, we still hazel, but we now he/they. we still wanna go to oxford. we doing additional studies. THE TEACHERS LOVE US PAST ME!!!...

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Me i olve ,yuo.