Message from the Past

Dear FutureMe, How yah doin' Mike? I am now in Kunming working for AP Access. So far, it is a little confusing and I dont really know what I am doing. We (or you for that matter) will see in the near future. So I have a few questions for you: 1. Do you still have a job (US, China, or otherwise?) 2. Have you at least started formulating the plan to buy / arrange a large piranha tank into which you can dunk your enemies? 3. Do you have a girlfriend yet? If not, that's okay. Mom won't start thinking you're gay at least until 2009. 4. Same computer (Apple iBook G4)? You really should have gotten at least a MacBook Pro or Powerbook by now. 5. Even though you have quit, are you still wanting to steal cigarettes from people on the street and run away sucking down the illustrious smoke? 6. Still tagging along Lena? If so, you guys need to get serious or something, because people now are just thinking you've been closet dating for a few years. 7. Balls, for no apparent reason, balls. Good luck with 2007, and wish me luck with the rest of this year, Mike