A letter from Dec 26, 2023

Dear FutureMe, if all goes according to plan, you graduate some time this month. im so excited for you. rn its the day after Christmas and i got my whole family sick so this week we have sat on the couch. its actually pretty nice we should do this again next year. im gonna make next year super easy for you and take like no classes i got you bae. this website has been the first tab open on my phone for like two years and ive decided i want it gone so this is why im writing the letter. i hope you have your license by the time you graduate, because if not, that would be very embarrassing. also maybe have a bf or gf again maybe because i miss kissing people. if not thats fine, but the license thing is nonnegotiable. i dont know what to say in this i shouldve saved it for some important life event because im literally just on the couch watching my brother play fortnite. he keeps talking about how hes just an innocent little boy and he doesnt deserve to be sick. OHHH DITCH THAT ONE FRIEND YOU DONT LIKE WHO MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE ****. GIVE HER HER BDAY GIFT AND LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP FIZZLE PLEASEEEE. youve been friends with her for far too long and shes just a mean person who uses you as her emotional punching bag so wrap it up and never turn back. umm idk what to say else. oh yeah i hope youre still in your band youre in and that you guys still practice every sunday and i hope youre still friends with all your friends from track because they are so fun and awesome. and i mean the ones you knew before you did track like those ones are better than the new ones shhh. okay im gonna be done with this because im going insane because ive got nothing else bye bye love you