A letter from Sep 21, 2023

Dear Future Me, It is your 18th birthday, happy birthday. You should be finished your A levels now so good luck i hope you did well and i hope you are going to university. You should also be driving now so if you are you better drive safe. As your 18, mam and dad should also of taken you on a night out to the pub by now and if they haven't, show them this and tell them that i am telling them to take you out. Matthew will be 14 or 15 now and will have just started year 10. Hope he is doing well and hasn't been expelled yet, hope he is doing well and getting good grades instead of getting told off everyday and failing every test. A*** hopefully you are over 6 foot and finally taller than mam. Hope you have put some weight on and gained muscle and now look massive.