List to do when im 25 years old.

Dear FutureMe, the things that i want to do is: 1.Be married to Queen Elizabeth the 6th. 2.To meet Jesus and is pals(Budda,Shiva,Allah,etc...) 3.To be the first man on the sun. 4.Look at a eclips. 5.To fight the WW3 by my self with the power of God. 6.Make a prank call. 7.To stop the leader of the Raelien. 8.To be the new leader of the Raelien. 9.To found Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory. 10.To own a Wompa Lompa as a pet. 11.Dance in a clown costume with a vacuum. 12. Conquer the moon before the kkk(Korea Kung fu Kitchen)