You're actually rather young

Dear FutureMe, Happy 40th Birthday!!! I'm sending this from your 33 year old self and just want to remind you that you are soooo young. You thought that turning 33 would make you old (and in fact you are a bit of a party pooper after the big 3-0) but really deep down you still feel like you're 13 years old. And you feared that at 30, at 28, 25, 23, etc. But you can now look back and realize that you were young. You are young! And at 40 you probably fear that you're SOOOO old but you probably feel 14 now and you're still just a pup. At 40 you aren't even as old as most of the guys you date now at 33 and still 10 years younger than Jim was when you met and started dating when you were 30. And he seemed young, right? OK, not going to go on and on but just wanted to say hi and remind you that you may feel like you're old at 40 but DANG you are young. So don't be a dola. Happy birthday. xxoo, Me PS Are you still such a huge slut? Did you ever find a boyfriend you could stomache? It's OK to be single.