HAPPY BIRTHDAY THROUGH TIME

Dear FutureMe, On February 10, 2006, you got the Stumble Button for Firefox and found a future e-mailer. Jackson wants beer. At this point, he can probably get his own beer. Pete says hi. FUTURE!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOAAAAAHHH!!!!!! Remember Terry Tate Office Linebacker? I got an iPod for Christmas, it is 60GB and plays color video. It's new and expensive as hell. Tim spilled beer on my chair today. He owes me stuff. This is like time travel but less awesome and instant. Is the future cool? Who do I still know? Who have I met? Who have I forgotten? Are there flying cars and cold fusion yet? How's Last Noble Truth? Have I sold any of my kidneys yet? How would you rate the alien robot takeover on a scale of 47 to sweet? Still listen to onesidezero? Finger Eleven? More than two tattoos? Any piercings? Any kick ass human-robot augmentations? How many black holes have you been to? Did the world forgive George W. Bush yet or is he still a little bitch? If the future isn't awesome, kill Greg and Pat. -David February 10, 2006 20 years old FUTURE!!!!!!!!!!