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Dear FutureMe, 'sup niggaaaaa? i really have to stop thinking i'm black. i hope that you (you meaning me, my future self) have given up on this and have accepted that you are white. well, you're not really white, you're kind of an off-white, a shade of light, light brown maybe? either way, you have not been, are not, and never will be black, so give it up. I ALSO HOPE THAT BY NOW YOU HAVE GIVEN UP ON WRITING USING ONLY UN-CAPITALIZED LETTERS. MINUSCULE LETTERS? I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE RIGHT WORD FOR IT. BUT YES, THE POINT IS THAT YOU NEED TO CAPITALIZE NAMES AND THE FIRST WORD OF EVERY SENTANCE. DO IT! future me, i also hope that by now you have quit smoking the marijuana. ha. who am i kidding? as if i'm going to stop smoking pot in a year. scratch that one. well, i think everything seems to be in order then. GET A LIFE, present me