Happy Valentine's Day

Dear FutureMe, Most likely, your Valentine is going to be yourself this year, like all of the other years in your life. So, since no body would be giving you anything... well, at least I think you don't have a boyfriend? If so, who and what the hell were you thinking? Well, anyways, since you don't have a Valentine I'll be yours! So, Salma, will you be my Valentine? Well, anyways, what's up. Your past is so boring, you know that? Yeah, well I guess you did, do I mean. Well, don't let everybody get you down with the whole Valentine thing. You don't want any sex crazed, testosterone filled guy, do you? Yeah, but that's beside the point. Well, actually no. You know the type you want. Tall, lean, brown or black or even red hair, blue or green or hazel eyes, healthy tan, super intelligent, considerate, handsome (or shall I say sexy?), ambitious, fun loving, humorous, loves me for me not who he thinks is me, guy who knows what he wants and knows how to get it. Is that too much to ask in a guy? No. I'm not asking him to be a millionaire though I want him to be a surgeon or work somewhere in the medical field. Did I mention he doesn't want to have kids because I really do not want kids... well, anyways, I know I'm annoying you and that is my habit but have a great and lonely Valentine's Day, you lonely little girl. Hope you find that man of your dreams... wait, don't find the man of your dreams... all the guys in your dreams either try to kill you, are old, fat, and ugly, cute but a ghost or a sadist or the guys you know... I know you don't want any of that. Oh, hell, just do whatever the hell you please that is legal and your parents won't kill you for. Have a great here, hope you find some real loving, but for now, self love is all you got. LOVE, YOURSELF! No, i didn't mean yourself... i meant i love you, my old self... well enough confusing you. LOVE, SALMA!!!!