Andre from 1/29/06

Dear FutureMe, Why are you so lazy? You have to finish your college applications. It's much more important than organizing files on your computer. That's all you've been doing today and jacking off. If you had NOT masturbated from past weeks, you could have used the saved time to write a goddam novel, you stupid. The family is in bed and you're about to watch porn aren't you? Aren't you???? Right?? You fool face your fear and get started. Remember the hardest part is taking the initiative. Begin. Go! Wait Family guy is on in 5 minutes, lemme watch that first.