please suck less

Dear FutureMe, I certainly hope you've fought, tooth and nail out of this seductively undemanding rutt you've been in for the past 10 years or so. Having ex girlfriends in the double digits (and of several different ethnic groups) and a published novel wouldn't hurt, either, but I'm being realistic. At this juncture, I would recommend marrying shanna (sp?), but any number of things could hapen in what is it, a year? Even if none of these things come to fruition, I'd be satisfied if you read both Don Quixote and Ulyses. That would be way more of an accomplishment than getting your act together, or knocking up the ingenius, sexy indian babe of your dreams. Well, quite honestly I have no more to say to you, so see you around, and take good care of me, Jason