Carpe Diem

Dear FutureMe, Get a LIFE. Get out of the office. See the sun more often. Drink more, eat less, get some exer-fucking-cise - your waist is getting bigger than your father-in-law. Dude, when you read this, you had better have the body of Arnold Schwarzengger, and the Job of your dreams. Don't let me come back there and whoop yer ass!!